Frappy: I'm curious, does anyone get multiple emails on chapter updates? Because I was having problems with chapter fifteen and had to repost it at least three times, so I was hoping no one got a bunch of annoying notes. Anywho, it's dead tonight. Moosey is at a friends house and Rebel is just kinda..not really here..Soo..no comments for today!
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Last night I played a blank tape on full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
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Shikamaru: Wait..your leaving us alone here at the academy?
Kakashi: (nods) Of course! Your mature, right? We Jounins just want to see if Gai is going to be okay.
Lee: I hope so! Oh Gai sensei!
Lee begins to bawl over his great teacher and everyone quietly exits the room to let him just deal with this himself before he decides to go crazy on them.
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A little bit later, the adults arrive at the St. Hokage's center. They approach a nurse sitting behind a glass window with wiring in between it, the sliding bulletproof door part of it closed.
Anko: Umm...excuse me (knocks on window)
The nurse glares at Anko and then continues her paper work.
Anko: Excuse me! (knocks on window louder)
Nurse: (opens sliding window) Excuse me, I am trying to work here!
Anko: (stomps foot) Well we are here for visitation and I demand that you let us in!
Nurse: There is no need for you to raise your voice!
Anko: YOU STARTED IT!
Hayate tries to get Anko to calm down and Iruka steps up to the nurse's window.
Iruka: We are here to see Maito Gai.
Grumpily, the woman holds up an index finger to signal "Just a minute" and walks away. Patiently they wait and a couple minutes later, the nurse returns.
Nurse: He's not to have visitors.
Kakashi: Why not?
Nurse: It's just the rules.
And with that, the nurse slammed the window shut and took off again.
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Naruto: Since Lee is having his nervous breakdown, who is going to be ginuea pig for the rest of the games?
Ino: Lets just forget the games, I say we go home! I still need to get my costume.
Everyone nods and begins to think of things or people they would be. Some had ideas sooner than others.
Tenten: We better hurry. Now that I think about it, it's four days until the big event.
As everyone discussed ideas, the main doors of the academy opened and in hobbled Shino.
Kiba: Bug man!
Hinata: Are you feeling better, Shino-kun?
Shino: (Sighs) Yeah, no big deal. Just blew the wind out of me for a little bit there.
Naruto: The medical nin said Gai beat the shit out of you! You had a severed arm and ribcage and stuff..
Shino: Speaking of Gai, where is he? And the rest of the teachers?
Shikamaru: Gai was thrown into a mental institute. They are visiting him.
Shino: A psych ward?
Everyone nodds and Shino just shrugs.
Sakura: Anyways, I'm going to go now! I have a costume to prepare!
Ino: Me first, Forehead girl!
Sakura: No way, Ino-pig!
As usual, the competitive girls run out of the academy, yelling at each other along the way.
Kiba: What weirdos, those two.
Naruto: Sakura-chan is not weird!
Hinata sighs and her heart dropped a little. Of course, how could she have deluted herself into thinking that somehow over night, her little foxboy had gotten over that pink haired girl who crushed her chances of being with Naruto? Or were they?
Kiba: Hinata?
Hinata snaps out of her thoughts to see everyone staring at her.
Hinata: What? What is it?
Naruto: Hinata-chan, are you okay? You seem upset.
Hinata: Oh! No o-of course not! I'm g-going to go now, and p-prepare my costume!
Quickly dashing out the door, Hinata thought hard of her costume. It had to be something Naruto would like. Something he would absolutely drool over. Then it hit her.
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Anko: Kakashi, you are absolutely insane!
Kakashi: Shhhhhh! I need absolute quiet!
Everyone sighed mentally and decided to follow Kakashi. Anyways, it really wasn't a bad idea. He was using his chakra to climb the outside wall of the mental institute to get to Gai's room. Window through window, they peered inside, getting weird looks from crazed patients or giving patients crazed looks.
Kurenai: Gai is over here!
Everyone joins Kurenai and sees Gai sitting against the wall, smacking the back of his head against it.
Hayate: Doesn't look so good.
Kakashi: What do you talk?! It's Gai! He looks as healthy as a horse!
Iruka: A very sick, diseased horse about to get put asleep in the most cruelest of ways.
Kakashi: Yup! A-okay!
Anko: C'mon you guys, lets get him out already!
Anko signals to Asuma and he groans, puts out his cigarette and catches up with the group. Within a signal minute, Asuma had successfully and carefully removed the glass window with the wiring to Gai's room.
Gai: You came!
Hayate: Shhh, quiet!
Anko: We are here to bust you out!
Gai: (Weird eyes are flooded in tears) Finally! I can't stay confined here any longer!
Kakashi: I wonder what Halloween would be like in here....
Kurenai: I'd say that it would suck.
Asuma: Yeah, with their icky jello, and all the pills you can eat.
Gai: (Drooling) Pills...those pill do make me feel..happpyyyy....
Kurenai: Oh God.
Hayate: We gotta get him out now!
Anko: Thats why we're here. Hayate, Kakashi, help him out.
Kakashi and Hayate nods and takes a side, putting Gai's arm over their sholder and carefully walk him to the window, Anko and Iruka in front, Asuma and Kurenai behind them. Like bodyguards.
Hayate: Since you have pills in you, can you still walk and use your chakra?
Gai: (nods) Of course. They only gave me sleeping pills.
Kakashi: Thats a relief! I wasn't planning on carrying you home the whole way. A rope tied to you ankle for me to pull would be a lot better. And fun, too.
Everyone successfully gets out of the building, and starts to walk off the property.
Kakashi: Man, that was way easy!
Anko: Too easy.
Iruka: Of course it was easy. We're ninjas. Thats a mental facility.
Kurenai: True, true.
Just as they were almost off the property, someone screamed, "What are you doing with our patient?!" The jounins whip around to see a bunch of institute workers chasing after them.
Kakashi: The chase is on!
Iruka: Kakashi, this is not a game! C'mon, lets hurry to the academy!
Kakashi: Come and get us!
Workers: GET BACK HERE!
Kakashi: NEVER!!
Workers: Your breaking the law! Bring him back!
Kakashi: Never!
Wokers: Stop!
Kakashi: NEVA!!!
As the Jounins run, Kakashi teases the workers by tossing Gai to their reach and them yanking him back just as they think they have the upper hand.
Anko: Kakashi, stop that!
Gai: Sooo....dizzzzzzzyyyyy....Kakashi: Oh c'mon!
Everyone: NOW!
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Kakashi: Yoohoo! We're hoooommmeeeee!!
As he waltzes through the academy, he stops to realize...no one is here.
Anko: Well, well..The kids got bored and left.
Asuma: Can I leave, too? I need a cigarette.
Iruka: Yeah, I think I'm going to go rest as well.
Kurenai: Why don't we all just call it a day? Besides, the academy looks great, the games are running and ready...We're ready for Halloween.
Anko: (Grinning) I actually can't believe Halloween is already here..This month went by so fast.
Kakashi: Yay......Halloween.....(bored with the chatter)
Iruka: The Scare Fest is going to be great!
Asuma: Whatever, I'm going home to smoke, eat, smoke, take a shower, smoke, sleep, and-
Anko: Yes, yes, smoke..
Asuma: Actually I was going to say listen to some soothing music..
Kurenai: Really?
Asuma: Yeah..then smoke.
Gai: I need to check on Lee!
Everyone agrees to seperate and meet back again on the morning of the Scare Fest.
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END CHAPTER
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Frappy: Well as you can tell, The Halloween's Scare Fest is nearing and the fic is also drawing to the end! But don't fret! Still more to come! All I have to do is hurry and figure out who or what everyone is going to dress up as and then we're on our way!
Moosey: Yay! Costumes!
Frappy: Konoha is going to have an unforgettable Halloween!
Moosey: Boo!
Frappy: So sit tight and don't freak if I don't post the next chapter immediately. It doesn't mean I've forgotten or anything. Besides, my school doesn't start for at least another two weeks. Sooo...I'll probably finish the fic within the next week or so. Thanks for sticking around, you don't know how appriciated it is! And I hope you'll love the Scare Fest as much as the students will! Or hopefully maybe more...Anyways, see ya later!!
