"Dude, Montana sucks," Spinnazle said.
"Yeah. Look at that mountain. It doesn't even have a deadly avalanche," Jimbrizzle conceded.
"Omigod you guys I just saw like the hottest little flower-cap. It had flowers! And wheat! It was sooo cool I just had to get it! See?!" Marcolizzyfrazzle said, prancing around in yet another silly hat.
"Dude that is a HAT-astrophe," Craiggykazzle replied.
"Yeah dude, it's like a hat…for fags…" Spinner said, being clever.
"But Spin, I also got you a 'I Heart Hot Dogs' hat," Marco pouted.
"Haha! He sure loves hot dogs!" burned Jimmy.
"Dude," Sean said, stealing Marco's hat, "I have kleptomania.
"Duuuuude, that hat is so gay," Spinner said of Marco's flower cap, while trying to eat the hot dog cap.
"Duuuuude," burned Craig.
"Craig! Let's go have sex okay?" Manhandle Manny said.
"Yeah okay" Craig replied.
XxX"Hey look we're in Montana," Rick said angrily.
"How can you tell?" Chris asked slowly.
"Well, I think I just saw a deer."
"Oh you must be right."
xXx
"Craig I'm pregnant" Manny said sadly after a rousing game of sex.
"Oh no, I'll take care of it with you" Craig replied lovingly.
"No I just had an abortion with this clotheshanger. Sorry," Easy Maneasy said.
"My heart is breaking Manny how could you do this to me?!"
"Well I have a life too you know I can't waste it on babies."
"How MANNY (ha, Manny) do you plan to abort anyway?" Scrumptious Scraig asked.
"Well maybe not Clay Aiken's, but that one is special," Mollycoddle Manny said.
"Well yeah I can understand that decision," Corduroy Craig replied.
"Hi, guys! I'm looking for some fish. Do you have any fish?" Clay Aiken asked.
"No sorry" Manny replied, rubbing his sexy toes.
"Oh, well Manny I wanted to tell you it's okay that you keep getting pregnant and aborting. I had the same experience when I was younger, it's just a silly kid's game. Don't let anyone bring you down," Clay Aiken smiled.
"Aww, thank you Clay. You're so sweet," Manuela mesmerized.
"Hey Manny you're the school slut!" Emma shrieked.
Manny cried. "No one loves me."
Craig glared at her. "You're disgusting, ex-pregnant girl!"
"Shun! Talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't listening," burned Ashley.
"Brick wall!" called Hazel.
Manny spit on Hazel's hand. "Grafitti!" she burned.
"Oh no cooties!" shrieked Hazel.
"No, those cleared up last week," Mannish said.
"Oh, you're cool then" Paige said.
"Hooray!" Manny replied, doing a cheer-kick.
"Where are we going next?" Manny asked.
"Idaho," Jimmy said.
"No, UDAHO," Sean said, pointing threateningly at Manny while stealing her barrets.
"Hey dudes whats the opposite of Idaho?" Craig asked. "IDAPIMP!!!!"
"You sure are," Idaho Manny replied.
"Thanks babe. Wanna get pregnant again?" Idapimp Craig replied.
"Sure!" Manny said. So she did.