A/N: Once again, thank you for all your reviews! I'm glad you all liked Kenny's comment cuz I debated for almost 5 (yes, 5!) minutes whether I should put that in there or not...but yeah Kenny would say that so I figured why the hell not! lol

It was Friday night, 6:00, at the Testaburger household and Megan, Bebe, and Wendy were getting ready in Wendy's bathroom. Megan wasn't quite sure why she was there and even though she was, Wendy and Megan never talked unless it was to say mean things to each other.

"Wendy, will you curl my hair? I want them loose not tight." Megan said, holding the curling iron up, "I plugged it in five minutes ago it should be ready."

"Oh sure!" Wendy said, in a little bit too excited voice.

Megan sat down on the little stool they had put in front of the mirror when Wendy let the curling iron "accidentally" burn Megan's scalp.

"Ow!" Megan exclaimed.

"Oops...sorry...my bad..." Wendy said in a sarcastic tone.

"Fuck you bitch I'll do it myself." Megan snapped, grabbing the curling iron from Wendy.

"Wendy, you need to quit being such a bitch and get over all this." Bebe said to Wendy quietly.

"Mind your own business, Bebe."

"All finished!" spoke up Megan, admiring herself in the mirror. She had created perfect curls. Wendy wondered why she hadn't thought to do the same thing to her hair.

"You look like a slut," Wendy remarked rudely.

"I'd rather look like a slut than be a slut," Megan fired back, her eyes glaring with anger.

"Get out of my house now!" Wendy screamed, "You're gonna have to walk all the way home."

"My house is right across the street, dumb-ass. And I'd be happy to go. See ya at the dance! Oh, and by the way Wendy, you might want to know that the tissue you stuffed down the top of your dress is sticking out a little. Later!"

Half an hour later, everyone had arrived at the dance. Cartman had raided the snack table as soon as he got there, and didn't even remember he was supposed to meet Megan until fifteen minutes after she got there.

"So where are the other guys at?"

"They decided not to come because they didn't want people to think they were losers who couldn't get a date."

"That's not true, fat ass, we're standing right behind you!" Kyle exclaimed.

"Oh hi you guys I was too busy talking to my DATE to notice you were there."

"Dude, not everyone came with a date."

"Well I guess I'm just one of the few lucky guys then, huh?"

"Cartman do you wanna dance?"

"No, why the hell would I wanna do that?"

"Oh come on it'll be fun!"

"Megan...!"

"Please?"

"Okay, fine...lead the way."

Meanwhile, Wendy watched them dance from where she stood. Jealous, of course.

"Would you look at them. Bebe? They're so sickening." Wendy said.

"God Wendy...you need to get over the fact that not only is Megan a lot prettier than you are, she's a lot nicer and cooler. You're just a bitch with a high-pitched voice who never shuts the hell up...of course, that's from a friend to a friend."

"Thanks, Bebe...but this has gone too far. This girl has got to learn not to fuck with me."

"Well God...she has like a zillion times already and NOW you're gonna do something about it?"

"Shut up Bebe!"

Wendy went over to the snack table and picked up the punch bowl then walked over to Megan.

"Hey, Megan!" Wendy said.

Megan turns around and Wendy throws the punch out of the bowl and onto Megan. The whole gym turns silent.

"...This is your brilliant idea to get back at me? This is the best you could come up with? Damn it, Wendy, you are pathetic. You've got a lot to learn, and I'd be happy to teach you."

"What?!?" Wendy said, shocked.

"AFTER I'M FINISHED KICKING YOUR ASS!!! You and me, outside, NOW!! Unless you wanna run home crying like the little bitch that you are!"

Wendy hesitated.

"I...I don't want to fight you..." she said tearfully.

"Huh?" Megan said.

"It's just that, ever since you came to South Park you've been the center of attention to EVERYONE. And nobody cares about me anymore," Wendy said between sobs, "And now everyone hates me and it's all because of you!!!"

Megan looked ashamed all of the sudden. Maybe she had been a little too hard on Wendy for breaking up with Stan...

"Okay...I'll be nicer to you. But I still don't like you that much."

"Really??" Wendy asked hopefully.

"Yeah."

"Oh...thank you, Megan!" Wendy gets up to hug her and while she does, Megan just kinda pats her back half heartedly and rolls her eyes and tells herself inside never to fall for a guilt trip like this again..

"Well that's all very sweet girls," Principal Victoria said who had showed up,"But you've just earned yourself two weeks of detention!" Which Wendy looked suprisingly okay with while Megan looked completely pissed off.

"I suppose we deserve it, huh Megan."

Megan mutters something under her breath.

"What was that?"

"Nothing! Nothing...Wendy," Megan said, "Come on Cartman...you can walk me home. We've only been here for 18 minutes and this has been the gayest moment of my life I have ever seen and I just wanna go home and watch a movie.Wanna come with?"

"Okay!"

Megan walks out of the gym and Cartman follows right after he says, "Ha ha! I'M going back to her place!!"

On the walk home...

Megan and Cartman are walking hand in hand and talking about how they both were never ever ever going to go to a school dance again until they were older. Megan's dress was still covered with punch.

"Damn it, my mom is gonna be so pissed at me," Megan said.

"Ehh she'll get over it eventually...they always do." Cartman replied.

"Yeah I guess you're right." Megan said. Cartman always had a way of making her feel better.

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot! There was something important I had to tell you."

"What is it?"

Cartman stopped to pull something out of his pocket. It was a friendship bracelet. He pulled up the sleeve of his coat to show her his.

"See? I was just gonna make one for you but well l figured since there's two of us...I'd make two and I think we she always wear them as long as we're together no matter what...just...don't tell the guys ok? They'll think I'm a total pussy."

"You ARE a total pussy." Megan said smiling.

"And YOU'RE a bitch!" Cartman said jokingly. "But you're my bitch."

THE END

A/N: Keep a lookout for my next story! It won't be as gay as this one I promise lol...I hope you all don't hate the ending TOO bad...it was my romantic side of me that made me do it. But what about Megan and Wendy? They'll still hate each other don't worry! Keep on the lookout for my next fic...the first chapter should be up soon!!