"I'M JUST LIKE HIM," Spinner wailed for no reason whatsoever, running away from Rick like a scared little lambykins.
"Spin Doctor Dizzle, wait!" Paigjama cried.
Tubby and Tub-Thumpin' were over on a field kissing intensely. "I love you my little oyster buffet," Tubby whispered into Tub-Thumpin's ear. Rick mowed over her in his mother's car. It meant they were back in love, more than ever before.
"Hel…lo…Em…ma," Chris said slowly.
Emma, who was making out with Manny (they were best friends again), turned to Chris. "Chris! Hi!"
"Hey Chris, nice hat" Crizzageshalymo said appreciatively.
"Haha nice taste in hats, CHUMBAWUMBA CHUMPOLA," Marco burned.
"Dude, he's got a good hat," Spinner interjected, taking a momentary reprieve from pointless self-pity.
"Yeah Margay, don't be so jealous!" Sean exclaimed.
Marco, crying as usual, sat down and decided to fashion a crude hat out of daisies. He'd show them. He'd show them all!
"So…Em…ma…"
"Hey you guys where'd Bus Driver McHottiekins go?" Ashbucket asked.
"…how…are…you…"
"Omigosh he's not back yet?!" Ellieaine asked.
"…do…ing…on…this…"
"Oh no I wanted to see if he was gay yet," pouted Marcello.
"…trip…to…"
"Hey guys what are we doing here anyway there's nothing in Montana!"
"…Mon…tan…a…?"
"I'm fine Chris what are YOU doing here and with Rick?!"
"Bitch…don't…try….to…tell…me…"
"Yeah should we go somewhere else now?" Big Jim McJim asked.
"…who…my…friends…are…"
"Where would we go?" asked Mannizle Manny
"…I'll…cut…you…"
"UDAHO" burned Spinner.
"Spindazzle it ain't no slice o' dayam when y'all do izzit ya know what I'm sizzayin homeslice mcfadden sheeyat" Jamie said.
"Word," Spinner agreed.
"Sheeyat bro don't be hatin' on mah peeps!"
"No I was kidding I'm sorry Jymi don't be mad," Spinner said. "I RUIN EVERYTHING I'M JUST LIKE RICK!"
"Hey! A moose!" Craig cried.
"No, that's Tubby Terry. Hey I think Rick's dead!" Pygmy said.
"Oh no she laid on top of him!!!" Marco said.
"Marco, take off that stupid hat," Crabby Crab Craigo said.
Marco pouted.
"Hey what do we do about Rick?" Liberty asked.
"Let's eat him!" Terry said excitedly.
"Poor Tub-Thumpin'…he was so young."
"Wait maybe they have witch doctors in America and we can bring him back to life. Jimmy should know, he's from Africa," Mandangle said.
"Good idea! Jimmy, do you know where we can get an African witch doctor?" Sean asked.
"Do I ever!" Jimmy smiled.