Chapter Seven: Hells yeah nizzle sheeyat
"Okay let's get started," Jinizzle said.
"but Jimmaladeopazizzle you didn't get the witch doctor!" Ellie protested.
"Yeah," Sheen agreed.
"Dude, Manny said it her ho-self," Jimmy replied. "I'm black. That means that I am a witch doctor!"
"I'll take that bet," Spinnyboyblue said.0
"Alrizzle Spunky Spinnazzle Spinnycakes McHeezy wheezy jeezy fahv mah bro slice geez sheeeeeeeeeeyat mo neezay Rick da Prick mo fizzle fo ril quizzay mcfizzay shebang wang a lang bang bang Tub-Thumpin' Tubby woah gizzy heboleezy kreezy Jeezy Meezy Tweezay Kay kay dayamn bro dawg like woah quizzle bo bang mow fow hizzle," Jimmy said.
Rick rose from the dead.
"Grumble grumble," Spinner grumbled, taking out five dollars and handing it to Jimmy.
"Thanks bra," Jimmy smiled. He was smiling because he was five dollars richer, and had a fresh Rick on his hands. Which, since everyone besides stupid ass I-love-beatings Tub-girl hates him, might not be something worth smiling about.
"Well done," Claiken approved.
"Yeah," Manny said while aborting her latest baby.
"LOVERBOY" Fatty cried, smothering Rick the Dick with sloppy kisses. Pricky Ricky responded by hitting her on the face bunches of times.
"Awwwww," Liberoso said.
"Sooo cute," Paigimini agreed.
"I wish I had a boyfriend like that. Unlike MarGAY over there, who's too GAY to be a proper boyfriend," Ellie pouted.
"Heyyy!" Marco cried.
"Don't feel bad, Marco. Here," Sean said, ripping out his eyebrows and fashioning them into a lovely hat for Marco.
"Ooooh! Thank you so much," Marco said, kissing Sean's masculine cheek.
"No prob my man," Sean said, his monster eyebrows immediately regrowing on his face.
Marco put his delicious new hat on.
"Dude, Marco, take off that silly hat," Craig demanded, setting the hat on fire.
"Oh, poo! No one appreciates me," Marco conceded sadly.
"Hey Marco let's make out," Dylan said.
So they did.