Warning: this chapter is gross and tedious. Enjoy!
"It all started one dark and stormy night in June..."
"It is never dark and stormy in June," pointed out Hermione.
"Shut up, Ron-lover, I wanna hear this," said Lavender.
Hermione socked her with her pillow.
"Fine, maybe it wasn't dark and stormy, but does it really matter?" said Angelina.
"Yes,"
"No,"
"I thought not. Anyway, I was out by the Quidditch field that night..."
"Was it after Quidditch practice?" asked Pavati.
"Did I say it was?"
"No,"
"Than what do you think?"
"Get on with the point," said Pavati.
"Make me,"
"Come on Angelina," said Katie.
"Make me,"
Hermione groaned and rolled over.
"Okay, so you were at the Quidditch field..."
"Oh yeah. So I was at the Quidditch field and..."
"Was it after Quidditch practice?" asked Pavati.
"SHUT UP!!!"
"Fine, touchy touchy," said Pavati.
"What happend, Angelina?"
"Well, Fred walked up to me and said 'Nice night tonight, huh?'"
"What did you say?"
"I said 'Yeah, but you make it magnificent' and then he's like 'The guy's suppost to say that, dumby' then I laughed and he started kissing me,"
"That ain't sex," said Ginny.
"We all know that, Gin," said Hermione.
"Shut up, I want to hear this," said Lavender.
"You want to hear this?"
"Shut up,"
"Make me,"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"CAN YOU BITCHS SHUT UP?!?!"
"Make me,"
"Oh, god,"
"Does anyone wanna hear the friggin story or not?"
"I don't,"
"Shut up,"
"Make me,"
"Oh, god,"
"So, anyway..." continued Angelina.
"Yeah?"
"Well, he kissed me and then we went inside and into the girls' bathroom..."
"Was it Moaning Murtle's bathroom,"
"Yeah, I had sex in front of Moaning Murtle," said Angelina saracasticly.
"Cool!"
"Shut up!"
"Make me,"
"That's my line! Give it back!"
"Make me,"
"Oh, give it up!"
"Fine,"
"Does anyone wanna hear the friggin story or not?"
"I don't,"
"Shut up,"
"Make me,"
"Oh, god,"
"So, anyway..."
"Yeah?"
"I think we've been through this already,"
"Shut up!"
"Make me,"
"That's my line!"
"WELL......." said Angelina loudly.
''Yeah?"
"We had sex," she finished very dully.
"Wow, what a amazing ending,"
"Thanks,"
"What did it feel like?"
"You have it and see,"
"Okay," Ginny stands up and goes for the door.
"NOT RIGHT NOW!!"
"Fine," She sits back down and scowls.
"Now what?"
"I donno,"
"I have an idea," said Katie.
"What?"
"Lavender, you're a slut, why don't you tell us about all the guys you've been with?"
"That's a good idea!"
"Yeah!"
"No!" said Lavender.
"Do you admit your a slut?"
"I'm not a slut!"
Angelina snorts. Ginny giggles. Hermione rolls her eyes.
"You are a slut!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"Ha ha, you said yes! You are a slut!"
Everybody starts laughing except Lavender.
"Fine!"
"So, tell us about all the guys you've kissed."
"Yeah!"
"Tell us who's the best kisser,"
"Fine," Lavender sighed.
Sorry, my Mom's draggin me off the computer now so I can't work on the next chapter. This is a really stupid chapter. The next one will be even stupider :)
Please R&R if you want more.