"So, list all the boys you've kissed," commanded Angelina.
"In order of best-to-worst kisser," added Ginny.
"Here's a piece of paper," said Katie as she handed Lavender the paper.
"Thanks," said Lavender sarcastlicly. She starts writing.
"La la la la, dum dum," sang Ginny.
"Shut up!"
"Make me!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Hey!"
"Hay is what horses eat,"
"So?"
"What's your point?"
"Hey is my point!"
"No..." says Pavati slowly.
"Huh?"
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Shut up!"
"Make me!"
"Hurry up with that fucken list! I'm going mad over here!"
"Like your not mad already,"
"Shut up!"
"Make me!"
"CLOSE YOUR PIE HOLES! I'M TRYING TO CONSINTRATE!"
::absolute quiet::
"La la la la, dum dum," sang Ginny.
"Shut up!"
"Make me!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Hey!"
"Hay is what horses eat,"
"So?"
"What's your point?"
"Hey is my point!"
"No..." says Pavati slowly.
"Huh?"
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Shut up!"
"Make me!"
"Hurry up with that fucken list! I'm going mad over here!"
"Like your not mad already,"
"Shut up!"
"Make me!"
"I think we've been threw this before,"
"I'm done!" yelled Lavender.
"That took long enough,"
"Let's see it..."
Guys I've kissed
(in order of best-to-worst kisser)
1. George Weasley
2. Lee Jorden
3. Dean Tomas
4. Seamus Finnegan
5. Micheal Corner / Joe Fanston
6. Mystery Kisser
7. Josaph Kimson
8. Winston Lemonn
9. Scott Mill
10. Mat Goodwell
11. Jason Tant
12. Bill Brown
13. Frank Chuck
14. Mark Place / Philip Jackson
15. Steven Safarkan
16. Joe Kikkernim
17. Leo Jemon
18. Lance Howard
19. Dill Mathuews
20. Guy-Next-Door
21. Colin Creevey
22. Neville Longbottom
"HOLY COW!! TWENTY-TWO?!?"
"You kissed Neville?" asked Angelina.
"When where you with Micheal Corner?" demanded Ginny. "He was my boyfriend before he went with Cho."
"He he," giggled Katie. "Look at number 6,"
"Why does everyone like the Weasleys?" asked Pavati.
"Who's the Guy-Next-Door?" asked Hermione.
Everyone looked at Lavender.
"Well," began Lavender. "No, there's more than 22, I just can't remember them all. I was with Micheal before he was with you, Ginny. Micheal has more of a romance life than you would think. I don't know who number 6 was, but he was a damn good kisser. Idon'tlike George, but he kissed me for a dare once and he was real good. I think he's real experienced. Hermione, the Guy-Next-Door moved before I could figure out his name."
"Why is this guy's last name Brown?" asked Angelina.
"He's my cousin,"
"Eew!"
"Sick!"
"Your cousin?"
"That's wrong!"
"Oh, shut up!"
"Make me!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Are some of these guys muggles?"
"Yup,"
"More than 22 guys? You are a total slut, Lavender,"
"Am not!"
"We have a list to prove it," said Angelina.
"Uh huh," agreed Hermione.
"Yup," agreed Ginny.
"Yeah," agreed Pavati.
"Has anyone here kissed 22 guys?" Katie asked.
"Nope,"
"No,"
"What do you think?"
"Are you mad?"
"See?"
"Fine,"
"Slut,"
"Slut,"
"Say you're a slut,"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Make me!"
"Okay. Ginny, will you?"
Ginny went over and twisted Lavender's arm.
"Ouch! Okay, Okay! Just stop!"
"Say it,"
"Fine. I'm a slut."
"Good. Ginny, you may stop,"
Ginny stops.
"Now what?" asked Pavati.
"Yeah, I'm bored," complained Katie.
"Hey, where's Alicia?"
"I donno,"
"Let's find her,"
Where is Alicia? Review and you will find out...