"Alicia!" called Hermione
"Where are you?" asked Ginny.
"Alicia!" yelled Pavati
"Come out Alicia!!" screamed Lavender
"Didn't she go to the showers?" said Angelina
"Yeah!" said Hermione and Ginny
"I have an idea!" said Kate
"What?"
"Let's yell really, really loud!"
"Okay,"
"That's a good idea,"
"Sure,"
"On three. One, two, three!"
"ALICIA!!!!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR FUCKEN PROBLEM YOU BITCHES?!?" yelled Alicia as she appeared on the top of the stairs leading to the showers in a bra and underwear.
"Hello Alicia," said Ginny brightly. "We were just looking for you."
"Hi Alica,"
"Hello,"
"Why were you yelling?" Alicia demanded.
"So you could hear us,"
"Oh god,"
"What?"
"I could hear you very well,"
"That's good,"
"But I was taking a shower!"
"So that's where you were,"
"Why were you taking a shower?"
"Cuz I smelled and you made me,"
"Oh,"
"Well, you were gone a real long time!"
"Oh?"
"Yeah, you missed Angelina's sex story..." Ginny started.
"It was Fred, wasn't it?"
"Yup!" said Angelina happily.
"And Lavender's list of guys she kissed," finished Ginny.
"How many guys did she kiss?" asked Alicia.
"More than 22,"
"Wow! Lavender is such a slut, ain't she?" said Alicia.
"I'm right here!!" yelled Lavender.
"Oh, hello darling," said Alicia.
"Oh, god, is that McGonagall?"
::absolut quiet::
"Shit, I think your right."
"Fuck. Come on Kate, Angelina, let's get back to our dorm."
"No, she'll see you."
"Kate, get in the closet, Angelina, under the bed," ordered Hermione. "Alicia, go in the bathroom and lock the door." She pointed to the bathroom in the dorm. "Come on Pavati, Lavender, Ginny, we gotta get in our beds."
Everyone does what Hermione says (wierd).
Then there was a knocking at the door.
Knock, knock, knock
"C-come in," said Hermione as she ducked under the covers.
"Miss Granger, you should be asleep by now," said Professor McGonagall as she walked into the room.
"What time is it?"
"Almost 12:30."
"I'm sorry. I was just so engrossed in this book," Hermione hastily picked up a book by her badside table. "Why are you up here, Professor?"
"Well, to tell the truth I heared some strange loud noises up here."
"Well, I was just reading and Pavati, Lavender and Ginny were asleep," said Hermione innocently. "And I would have heared if the older girls were yelling. Maybe it was the boys."
"Perhaps. I'll go look," said McGonagall. "Maybe I was just imagining things. You'd better get to sleep Miss Granger."
"Yes, Professor, I will,"
"Goodnight," And with that she left.
"It's safe to come out now, girls," Hermione wispered.
"I thought we were goners," said Angelina as she climbed out from under the bed.
"Yeah," said Kate.
"I hope the boys aren't up," joked Lavender.
"Let's go see!" said Ginny.
"Yeah!"
"Hey, what about me?" said Alicia.
"What about you?"
"This is my section,"
"Says who?"
"Says the name of the chapter,"
"Everyone looks up,"
"Hey, you're right,"
"Oh well. I guess it's too late," said Pavati.
"Says who?"
"Well, as you can see, the author's already cutting us of-
He he he, authors rule!