DISCLAIMER: Even though Harry and Ron act a bit out of character, they
still do not belong to me.
Ron and Harry plopped down on both sides of Hermione at the Gryffindor table in the great hall. Harry had his Clicker Shooter Snapper Video Recorder 5000 armed and ready.
"Blimey Hermione!" Ron exclaimed. "Your hair is looking especially lovely today!"
Hermione gave him a weird look. She was used to him saying odd things every once in a while, but when he got as far as complementing her hair, she knew something had to be up.
"Ron, I don't know what it is that you want but my best bet is that the answer is no."
"Aw, c'mon Hermione!" Ron sighed. "You don't even know what your saying no to yet!"
"And I don't think I want to know," she replied.
"Oh, I think you do," Harry hinted.
"Yeah," added Ron. "I think you do too."
Hermione rolled her eyes and turned to her plate full of eggs and toast.
"C'mon Hermione!" Harry cried. "It's not something bad this time!!"
She snapped around and faced Harry. "Not something bad, Harry?" she snapped. "Like the box full of purple fire crabs that were buried by the lake?"
"Hey!" defended Harry. "There was supposed to be the lost treasure of Yursucha Gulabellosar in that box!"
"Yeah!" Ron piped in. "It could have happened to anyone!"
"Or how about the time when you insisted that we go and invite the merpeople to Christmas dinner?" she retorted. "How was that not bad?"
"Okay," Harry agreed. "Maybe that was bad."
"Sure take her side!" Ron cried.
"But okay Hermione," Harry continued. "Don't do what we want."
"Okay!" Hermione said. "Fine with me."
"Yeah," Ron added. "If you really don't want to be in our movie-"
"MOVIE!?" Hermione shrieked. "You never said anything about a movie!!"
"Yeah!!" Harry exclaimed. "Because I got a Clicker Shooter Snapper Video Recorder 5000 for Christmas!!"
"Yeah," Ron added. "And we're going to make a movie with it!!"
"Yeah," Harry continued. "It's going to be a documentary on life at Hogwarts!"
"Yeah," Ron put in. "And it's going to be called 'RON: The boy with the sexy English accent and the hot bod and also some other people not important enough to be named."
"Hmm." Hermione answered. "That's a good name. But don't you think it's too long?"
Harry nodded. "Yeah, that's why we're calling it HarryCam instead."
"Oh!" Hermione exclaimed. "Because your Harry and you have a camera!!"
"Yup!!"
"I'd love to be in your guys film!!" Hermione exclaimed. "What do you want me to do??"
"Well," Ron explained. "We were thinking that you should eat-"
"Because what describes life at Hogwarts better than me eating?" Hermione exclaimed.
"By George I think she's got it Harry!" Ron exclaimed.
And so Hermione turned to her pile of breakfast and began eating. Then Harry shot her as she ate in a very Hogwarts way while Ron jumped around in the background like the hunk he is.
"Blimey!" Hermione exclaimed when she finished with her meal. "That was fun!!"
"Yes," Ron sighed. "Yes it was."
A/N: So. What do you think?? Is it totally insane (yes) and retarded (yes)?? I would love to hear from readers what they think Harry and Ron should film next!! Well, please review!! STAY TUNED!!
Ron and Harry plopped down on both sides of Hermione at the Gryffindor table in the great hall. Harry had his Clicker Shooter Snapper Video Recorder 5000 armed and ready.
"Blimey Hermione!" Ron exclaimed. "Your hair is looking especially lovely today!"
Hermione gave him a weird look. She was used to him saying odd things every once in a while, but when he got as far as complementing her hair, she knew something had to be up.
"Ron, I don't know what it is that you want but my best bet is that the answer is no."
"Aw, c'mon Hermione!" Ron sighed. "You don't even know what your saying no to yet!"
"And I don't think I want to know," she replied.
"Oh, I think you do," Harry hinted.
"Yeah," added Ron. "I think you do too."
Hermione rolled her eyes and turned to her plate full of eggs and toast.
"C'mon Hermione!" Harry cried. "It's not something bad this time!!"
She snapped around and faced Harry. "Not something bad, Harry?" she snapped. "Like the box full of purple fire crabs that were buried by the lake?"
"Hey!" defended Harry. "There was supposed to be the lost treasure of Yursucha Gulabellosar in that box!"
"Yeah!" Ron piped in. "It could have happened to anyone!"
"Or how about the time when you insisted that we go and invite the merpeople to Christmas dinner?" she retorted. "How was that not bad?"
"Okay," Harry agreed. "Maybe that was bad."
"Sure take her side!" Ron cried.
"But okay Hermione," Harry continued. "Don't do what we want."
"Okay!" Hermione said. "Fine with me."
"Yeah," Ron added. "If you really don't want to be in our movie-"
"MOVIE!?" Hermione shrieked. "You never said anything about a movie!!"
"Yeah!!" Harry exclaimed. "Because I got a Clicker Shooter Snapper Video Recorder 5000 for Christmas!!"
"Yeah," Ron added. "And we're going to make a movie with it!!"
"Yeah," Harry continued. "It's going to be a documentary on life at Hogwarts!"
"Yeah," Ron put in. "And it's going to be called 'RON: The boy with the sexy English accent and the hot bod and also some other people not important enough to be named."
"Hmm." Hermione answered. "That's a good name. But don't you think it's too long?"
Harry nodded. "Yeah, that's why we're calling it HarryCam instead."
"Oh!" Hermione exclaimed. "Because your Harry and you have a camera!!"
"Yup!!"
"I'd love to be in your guys film!!" Hermione exclaimed. "What do you want me to do??"
"Well," Ron explained. "We were thinking that you should eat-"
"Because what describes life at Hogwarts better than me eating?" Hermione exclaimed.
"By George I think she's got it Harry!" Ron exclaimed.
And so Hermione turned to her pile of breakfast and began eating. Then Harry shot her as she ate in a very Hogwarts way while Ron jumped around in the background like the hunk he is.
"Blimey!" Hermione exclaimed when she finished with her meal. "That was fun!!"
"Yes," Ron sighed. "Yes it was."
A/N: So. What do you think?? Is it totally insane (yes) and retarded (yes)?? I would love to hear from readers what they think Harry and Ron should film next!! Well, please review!! STAY TUNED!!