DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry or El Sexy or Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans or Hogsmead or. anything else that you've heard of somewhere other than in this story!!

Ron and Harry were getting ready for bed. Harry carefully placed his Clicker Shooter Snapper Video Recorder 5000 in its case.

"Oh!!" Harry exclaimed. "Hogsmead tomorrow!!"

"Woo whoo!!" Ron jumped for joy.

"And you know what that means." Harry hinted.

"Oh yeah!" Ron said excitedly. "DUNGBOMBS!!"

"No-"

Ron gasped. "I completely forgot! THE NEW EVERY FLAVOR BEAN COMES OUT TOMORROW!!"

"No Ron-"

"Ooh," Ron continued. "I wonder what flavor it will be."

"Ron what I meant-"

"I mean, I honestly thought that they had all the flavors."

"I wasn't talking about the Every Flavor Beans-"

"After all, they are called every flavor beans."

"RON!!"

"Hmm. There aren't human flavored ones. At least I don't think I've ever had one that tasted like a human."

"RON!!"

"Not that I would know what a human tastes like."

"Ron I was talking about the video recorder-"

"HARRY! You're bloody brilliant!" Ron exclaimed. "It's a video recorder flavored bean!!"

"SHUTUP WITH THE EVERY FLAVOR BEANS!! I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE CLICKER SHOOTER SNAPPER VIDEO RECOREDER 5000!! TOMORROW IS HOGSMEAD AND WE CAN SHOOT MORE OF OUR DOCUMENTARY OF LIFE AT HOGWARTS OKAY!!!!!" Harry exclaimed.

"Oh," Ron replied. "Well speaking of our documentary 'Life being that hunkalicious hot man who's name just happens to be Ron Weasley, P.S. he goes to this one school'-"

"HarryCam," Harry corrected.

"Yeah, yeah, anyways," Ron continued. "I think we need a few pajama shots of El Sexay."

Harry thought for a second and scratched his chin thoughtfully. Then he nodded. "I think you're right."

So then he shot Ron looking very sexy in his pajamas.

"Well, that was fun," Ron said.

"It sure was," replied Harry.

"Let's go to bed," Ron yawned.

"Okay."

So then they went to sleep.

~*~

The sun was bright as Harry and Ron bundled up to go out into the crisp air outside. Ron pulled a bright pink scarf around his neck and Harry was getting his camera ready.

"Ron," he said. "What is that!?"

"Uh, it's a scarf. My mum made it for me!" Ron replied.

"But it's." Harry paused. "Pink."

"I realized that ok!" Ron exclaimed. "But I'm so sexy I think I can pull it off."

Harry thought for a moment. "Yeah, I think your right."

~*~

Harry with his camera, Hermione with her books, and Ron with his pink scarf all walked happily down the street in Hogsmead. All three of them were keeping a sharp eye for awesome things to shoot.

"How about me buying fizzing whizbees?" Ron suggested.

"No," answered Harry.

"How about me eating fizzing whizbees?"

"No."

"How about me dancing in the street?"

"No."

"How about me, the brave stud that I am, walking up to the shrieking shack?"

"No."

"How about-"

"No."

"Why won't you film me?" Ron whined.

"Because this is a documentary on life at Hogwarts, NOT you, Ron." Hermione answered. Then under her breath she said, "Though I have to admit you are very sexy."

"What's that?" Ron smiled.

"Nothing," Hermione replied quickly.

"You said that I'm sexy!!" Ron exclaimed.

"No, I didn't. Oh, look over there. It's Snape. Let's shoot him," she said, quickly changing the subject.

"Yeah!" Harry exclaimed. "Let's film Snape! He's gotta be doing something weird."

"But first can we shoot me dancing in the street?" Ron asked adorably.

Harry thought for a moment and then smiled and nodded. "Okay."

So they shot Ron dancing in the street looking even sexier than usual. And then they began to follow Snape into a store.