Prince Charming's many wives find him and give him a piece of their mind...
I present to you...
Prince Charming's Dilemma!
The prince leaned back in his chair. He lifted his steaming cappuccino to his handsome lips.
Finally, he was on a wife escape...ah, well, actually he had told his wives he was on a business trip...
...anyway he was in a cottage by the edge of the woods, having a wonderful time all by himself...
Ah...no more wives...sweet relaxation...
The prince's happy moment was cut short when the front door suddenly slammed open.
"CINDERELLA! What are you doing here?" Charming cried out.
A princess in a soft blue silky gown in glass shoes and her brownish-blondish hair in a bun with her bangs falling over her eyebrows stood in the doorway of the cottage. She ran up to her cheating husband.
"Charming, dear, I've just been missing you oh so much on this trip of yours," Cinderella said, squeezing the prince.
The prince rolled his eyes. "Cindy, what do you REALLY want?"
"Well...since you've been gone...there's been nobody to comb my eyebrows..."
Cinderella pushed aside her bangs to reveal two big bushy hairy eyebrows that seemed to be taking over the princess's forehead.
The prince squealed and jumped back in his chair.
Cinderella presented Prince Charming with a fine black comb. The princess sat down on the prince's lap and quickly the prince combed the eyebrows.
Then the door slammed open again. Scared, Cinderella jumped off her husband's lap and hid behind the chair.
Another one of the prince's wives, Rapunzel, stomped into the cottage. She was wearing a dark red velvet dress, with golden hair that flowed into a trail behind her.
"Charming! How are you? I just thought that I'd check in on you...after the gossip I heard at the barber shop! I was just getting about 67 inches off my hair when I heard Jacy say that Prince Charming had like 5 wives, and I said no way, but then she said yes way, and I said no way, and she said yes way, and I said no way, and she said yes way, and I said..."
"Just get on with it already!" Prince Charming cried.
"Well anyway, I said, 'My Princey would never dare to do anything to hurt me, let alone marry other women!' and Jacy said, 'I'm only saying what I'm saying' and I said, 'He is NOT cheating on me' but just to make sure I decided to come in and visit you and I figured you'd be missing me anyway!" Rapunzel said.
'She always was the talkative one...' Charming began thinking.
Suddenly Cinderella popped up from behind the chair.
"Wait a minute Charming! Does this mean this Long, Tall and Hairy is your wife too?" she demanded.
Rapunzel, still in the doorway, exclaimed: "And you're married to my husband!"
The two princesses started charging at each other.
Rapunzel started running but tripped on her own flowing hair, falling flat on her face on the ground of the cottage.
Cinderella started running but the heel of her glass slippers flew off and into the air, and she joined Rapunzel on the ground.
Prince Charming looked at the knocked out princesses ...and simply turned away and continued sipping his Starbucks.