nini-chan: I cannot believe you wrote the 3rd chappie!If u weren't part of the casts, I would have starngled u!
Li-kun: sori ok? I just couldn't resist!
Everyone stared at him, vein popping out
nini-chan:anywayz, sori it took so long to update! But before you read, please, please, remember to check out my Sakura/ Yukito fic! It's very, very good! please check it out!
Sakura-chan: You kno wat u should do? u should get a mallet and wack them in the head.
nini-chan( sweatdrop 1)
Li-kun: Or grab them roughly by the collar and snarl, 'give me your money punk'!
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Chapter 3:
A girl with chestnut brown hair walked towards the Grade 12, Section C classrom . Her hips swayed with every move she takes. Her very mini skirt swayed and flapped against her butt, and as the boys around her looked, they can see a bit of her thong. She was wearing a very tight spaghetti shirt that show your belly. It was so tight that her boobs stuck out and she wasn't wearing any bra. She had on black leather boots that cost about $20, 000. Her hair was tied in pigtails. And as she walked sexily, her boobs bobbed up and down, so that guys followed it in every direction. She wore heavy make-up making her look like a whore. As she passed by Sakura and Tomoyo, she grimaced as half of her slaves turned to them and drooled.
Sakura, with a very angry look on her face, took a mallet out of nowhere and hit every one of them in the head so hard, they went scampering back to the slut.
Tomoyo laughed uncertain if she should. "Bitchy slut!" Sakura muttered, slinging her mallet over her shoulder.
Tomoyo slung her backpack and headed for their classroom, which was also the slut's room. They found a seat between Syaoran and Eriol, and a seat next to Syaoran. They started to move, but the slut came out of nowhere, sat between them and grinned at the two girls, "Seat taken, ass holes!" She then jumped over on Syaoran's lap and pressed her boobs against his chest. The boys snarled (except of course, their friends), while the girls burst out crying. "May I sit here?" the slut cooed, her lips almost to Li's.
Li, who was very disgusted, not thinking what he was doing, pushed the slut out of his lap and she landed on the floor, with a loud 'Thump!' "For your information be-atch("bitch"), that seat," he motioned at the empty seat between him and Eriol, and the seat next to him," those seats are taken." he stood up, "And if you don't mind, this seat, "He motioned for his lap, "...is reserved for the special person! SLUT!"
The girl stood up, flapping her eyebrows and said dreamily, "But I can always be your special-"
"No, thank you!" Syaoran cut off. He looked up and down on her, disgusted, "I take it from the girl's words that you're Keira Watanuki."
Keira smiled devilishly and jumped on top of Syaoran, "Oh you make me so happy Li-kun!"
Syaoran, who was now very, very furious went to the window and dropped her. (Note that they are on the first floor). "First of all, that's what's gonna happen to you if you do not cooperate with me. Second of all, YOU. DO. NOT. WANT. TO. MESS. WITH. ME! Third of all, if you sling unto me again, I will kick your ass all the way to New Zealand!" Keira tried to interrupt, but Syaoran pointed a furios finger, "And I'm not kidding BITCH!"
Mr. Terada, their English teacher, went inside, and shouted, "Alright people, class in session! Get back to your seats!"
Before Keira could climb up, Syaoran had a devilish idea. He slapped her hand off the window seal, bolted all the windows shut, and drawn in the curtains, smiling wickedly. It was almost winter after all. Keira pouded the frame, but anyone hardly heard it. Mr. Terada began lecturing.
Sakura grinned at him, and whispered, "Nice one. I didn't know you could do that!"
Syaoran shrugged, "I really didn't mean that! Just threatened her."
Sakura pouted, and Syaoran patted her head, "Maybe someday, I will do it!"
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As Syaoran and Eriol walked amongst the corridors towards lunch, girls suddenly whipped thier heads, and shrilly shrieked, "There they are!" And they circled around Li and Eriol, almost suffocating him.
"MARRY ME ERIOL/ LI!"
"I LOVE YOU!"
"GO OUT WITH ME LI/ ERIOL!"
Sakura and Tomoyo who were right behind them, sweatdropped. Their four friends looked stunned. Chiharu and Sakura looked really pissed. About five veins popped out their heads, and their friends sweatdropped, backing up.
"Oh, this is gonna get nasty!" Takashi informed.
When some nerdy girs passed by them and saw Sakura and Chiharu, they shrieked and ran. They too knew it was trouble.
"They're gonna blow!" a girl with ugly braces screamed, spraying spit all over them.
Sakura and Chiharu took out a speaker out of nowhere, inhaled....
"YOU BLOODY MORONS! IF YOU DO NOT GET OFF OF THEM RIGHT THIS INSTANT, I SWEAR TO GOD, THAT YOUR DEATH WILL BE A MYSTERY TO EVERYONE ELSE! DO YOU GOT THAT!"
The girls frozed, and stepped back. The squealed and ran to their mommies. Chiharu still had that evil look on their face, and they flicked their hair. Their friends sweatdropped. "What a bunch of babies!" Chiharu huffed.
Sakura helped Syaoran up, and Tomoyo took Eriol's hand and pulled him to the ground. Tomoyo looked up at Chiharu, and smiled, "Thanks Chiharu- san!"
Chiharu stuck her chest up, and said proudly, "Awww...it was nothing!"
They continued their walk towards the lunchroom. But as they looked for their usual seat, it was crowded by boys and girls. There were letters everywhere, gifts, certificates...and I guess photos of themselves.
Tomoyo placed two fingers on her forehead, and raised a blow horn.
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The people squealed in fright, and some wet their pants. They scurried out and Sakura motioned for Takashi to get the trash bin. Naoko took the broom, and the rest put the love letters in the trash bin.
"This might be contagious, "Rika reported. "I'll go get a wet rug."
She took off, and came back later and wiped the table.
When everything was clean, they ordered food, sat down, and ate.
"Uh- oh, don't look now, but I think you're gonna hate it," Tomoyo informed.
Both Sakura and Syaoran whipped their heads and groaned. Keira slung both her arms around Syaoran's neck, and sat on top of him. She was nose to nose. "Hey baby, did 'ya miss me?"
"Actually no!" Syaoran muttered, turning to Sakura, who looked very disgruntled.
"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone," Keira whispered on his ear, closing their space between them, "In one condition." She pressed on him tighly, and Syaoran and Sakura both had flames on their eyes. "Come to my house...and let's go fool around, " she hissed, then licked his earlobe.
Syaoran couldn't stand it. He took his fork and and positioned it infront of Keira's right eye. "Do that again, and you'll be wearing an eye patch tomorrow, and I mean it slut!"
Everyone had stopped what they were doing, and looked.
Keira laughed, "Oh, I know you don't mean it Li-kun-" She stopped as the fork got closer.
"Don't call me that too bitch," he snarled. He grabbed her arm roughly and pushed her to the floor.
Keira glared, and walked towards Sakura, "You'd better watch his back Sakura darling, because you might not know when I'll be striking next."
Sakura grabbed her strap, and lowered, her so that they were ear to ear.
"I. WILL. KILL. YOU. IF. YOU. TOUCH. HIM." she whispered and roughly pushed her back.
Keira stared at them, and shrieked, "You fuckin' bastards! You all are stupid you f-"
Chiharu took out her orange and threw it towards Keira's head so hard she fell unconcious, and dropped to the floor.
"Now..."Chiharu cracked her knuckles, "...where was I? Oh yes." She then started eating.
The group of friends continued eating, as if nothing wierd had happened.
All of the people stared at them, and when they did, Sakura and Chiharu looked at them with a death glare, and snarled, "What're you looking at?"
They turned their heads away and continued eating.
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nini-chan: my goodness! I made it sound like you guys are murderers or something...especially Chiharu-san and Sakura-chan!
Chiharu and SAkura stuck out their chests.
Sakura-chan: Never mess with us!
Chiharu-san: Lousy losers.
Takashi pops out of nowhere, making everyone scream
Takashi: Hey did you know that the first fight came from-"
#WHACK#
Chiharu looked at him with a weird look on her face.
Chiharu: When is he ever gonna stop?
Everyone sweatdrop
