OK, this story is dedicated to Sierra Stein, Tehani Besson, Mika Fulkerson, and Caitlin Ludeke. Sorry if I spelled anything names wrong.

Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha, the blue squirrels, or the wicked witches of the west and east. However, I do own Tehani, Sierra, the purple penguins, the green elephants, the yellow monkies, and the pink bunnies.

ENJOY

It was a beautiful day in the feudal era. The birds were singing, sun was shining, blood splattered everywhere in a village nearby by Naraku. Ah.... Relaxing, isn't it?

InuYasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Shippo strided along the trail, were heading another way to get a nearby jewel shard. Then Kagome stopped.

"What's wrong, Kagome?" InuYasha asked eagerly.

"I feel it... its strong.." She said in a dazed kind of tone.

"What is it? A demon?" Shippo asked.

"A jewel shard?" InuYasha replied.

"An evil demon's chi?" Sango exclaimed.

"A pretty woman?" Miroku said.

Sango slapped him outside the head with her boomerang and Miroku held his head in pain..

"I can't bear it any longer..." Kagome fell on her knees.

"NOOO!!!! KAGOME!!! YOU'RE MY ONLY KEY TO FINDING THE JEWEL SHARDS!!!!" InuYasha screamed.

"What is it? Do you know?" Sango asked...

"It's a...a...a..."

"I KNEW IT!!! IT WAS A PRETTY WOMAN!!! Her charms are sooo beautiful, your pretty sense tingled!!! She must be nearby!!"

"No...its...

HUNGER."

Everyone fell in sarcastic astonishment and InuYasha sprang to his feet.

"DAMMIT KAGOME!!! YOU ALMOST GOT ME THERE!!"

"You know she is right," Shippo explained. "We have been walking for some time now. Lets have some lunch!"

So they sat down. After a few minutes, Kagome burst out, "Uhmm...What are we eating?"

"DAMMIT!! YOU DIDN'T BRING ANYTHING?!?!?" InuYasha screamed once again.

"Uhm...InuYasha?? You ate it all, you slob," Miroku said.

"Oh....yeah.."

"I'll find some things to eat. Shippo come with me," Kagome smiled and they walked off.

After a few seconds, Miroku touched Sango's butt affectionately, Sango slapped him of course and ran off.

"WAIT FOR ME!!!!"

10 minutes later...

Kagome came back with a pack filled with junk she bought back from the present era while Sango and Shippo bought things from a nearby village. When they came back, InuYasha and Miroku were hiccupping.

"Holy crap, InuYasha!! What happened?!?" Kagome freaked..

"We're hic drunk!!" InuYasha said in a drowsy tone.

"But how?!?!?" Sango exclaimed.

"WATER!!" Miroku hiccupped.

"But, water isn't an alcoholic beverage." Kagome protested.

"Oh? hic" InuYasha said.

"Yes."

"So we can stop hiccupping?"

"Anytime now.."

"oh..."

Kagome got out her stuff she bought and gave things to each individual. Sango and Shippo did the same. InuYasha got to his feet with a mad expression on his face.

"What's the matter?" Shippo asked.

"Kagome...." InuYasha asked in irritated kind of way..

"Gulp... Yes?" Kagome replied.

"Where...the hell...is...my TUNA SANDWICH?!?!?"

"uhmm...you see...I didn't have time.."

"Where's my Caesar salad you told me so much about?" Shippo protested.

"And MY chicken sandwich?" Miroku snapped.

"That sub sandwich sounded delicious.." Sango purred.

"ALRIGHT!! I CONFESS!!!" Kagome shrieked. "THE PURPLE PENGUINS ATE IT!!!"

"The...purple...penguins???" InuYasha dunked his head to the side, looking confused.

"Yes!! If you use Herbally Essences, the purple penguins ruin your life!!!"

"But I used Suave," Sango said.

"Then the blue squirells will ruin your lives."

"Why?"

"Because you DON'T use Herbally Essences!"

"I see..." InuYasha thought.

"So either way, you'll die or get your life ruined?" Shippo asked.

"That's the way I see it." Sango said.

"And it's true!" Kagome said.

Man she lost her mind... Miroku thought. But she's still a sexy bitch...

"What kinda gayass name is Purple Penguins?" InuYasha asked.

"The irrelevant and idiotic kind," Miroku sighed.

Sierra walks up to my computer with Tehani (her and my friend).

"Whatcha doing?" Sierra asked.

"I'm typing a story for fanfiction . net," I explained.

"It involves anime, doesn't it?" Tehani said.

"You'll never understand us," Sierra said. "You're not worthy."

"Oh yeah? Well I'm a sexy beast, woman!!"

"Your mama!"

"Kiss my ass fool!"

"Korn Korn! Help!" Sierra screamed.

I look at Sierra then Tehani, Sierra, Tehani, back and forth until I turn around and continue typing then, I heard a crash.

"What the hell was that!!" I ran out with Sierra and Tehani behind me. What layed before us pre-teens was a well and two feet with black and white stockings and red shiny slippers on it under the well.

"The well murdered the Wicked Witch of the East." Tehani said.

SILENCE

"DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA!!! DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!! DA DA HALLELUJAH!!"

We danced and danced until the legs under the well disintegrated. We stared at it until a red puffy cloud thing caught our eyes. That's when we hugged each other and shivered.

"THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST!!" We screamed.

"I'll get you one day, Korn Korn, Tehani, and other girl," the witch said.

"HOW COME NO ONE EVER CARES ABOUT ME?!?!?!" Sierra screams in disappointment.

"1. Tehani's too sexy to not notice, 2. Korn Korn's the narrator. 3. .... I'm sexy. A sexy panda."

"A green warty panda gone bad," Tehani snickered.

"Anyways, I'll get you one day, and you're little dog InuYasha too!!!" She disappeared.

That's when Tehani felt blisters against her heels.

"Shit, what the hell?" She stared at her feet. The red slippers were on her feet.

"Aww....these shoes cramp my style!!! So 5 years ago..."

"I wonder," I said, ignoring Tehani's cries and complaints. "This well...

"There are also pink bunnies, and green elephants, and yellow monkies and-"

"WHOA WHOA WHOOOA!!!" InuYasha yelled, waving his hands in front of him. "I got enough for one day!!"

"I was waiting for you to say that," Kagome sighed.

THUD

"What was that?" Sango exclaimed?

The group ran to where they heard the sound and run across me, Tehani and Sierra.

"DEMONS!!! THEY PROBABLY HAVE JEWEL SHARDS!!!!" InuYasha wielded the Tetsusaiga.

"NO WAIT!!!" Kagome screeched.

He stopped the Tetsusaiga inches from my head.

"These are people like me!! See?"

We were wearing the same kind of uniforms as she was wearing.

"That's not possible!!" I exclaimed. "We're only in the 6th grade!"

"This dumbass uniform itches," Sierra groaned.

"Awesome sweet!! I look sexy!!" Tehani squealed.

I looked up at the group, Miroku stared at Tehani.

"I'm sorry. Allow me to introduce ourselves to you,"

"Uhm, Sierra, who's the guy who's looking at me like a pervert?" Tehani whispered.

"That's Miroku, the perverted one of the show, other than Koga of the Wolf Demon Tribe." Sierra whispered back

"Ah. I see."

"I'm Korn Korn," I say bowing as I wait for someone else to introduce themselves.

"Tehani the sexy beast!! As you all can see!" Tehani said proudly.

"Tehani...sounds so horny when I say it..." Miroku sighed.

"And I'm Sierra," Sierra pointed to herself.

"I'm Kagome and-"

I point to everyone as I say their names.

"Miroku, InuYasha, Sango, Shippo, Kagome, and Kilala."

"Amazing! How did you know our names?" Sango asked.

"You're on TV Monday thru Thursday at 12:30 Am then 12:00 AM every Saturday,"

"What the hell is a Saturday, Monday, Thursday, and a TV?" InuYasha asked.

"OH NO.." Tehani groaned...

That's all for now. I hope you liked it!!

-Korn Korn