Chapter Two: The truth hurts
Ok sorry I have been so long in writing this but I am lazy ok! Just read it already!
Finally I had escaped from that other dimension! Ok it only felt like I had been in there an hour but it was an our I would never forget. I stepped out of the vortex room, calling for the kids. As I walked down the hall, I looked into the living room and saw that all the Von Sterbenhausers were in there dead. They looked like they had been dead for a few years. At once, I realised instinctively that I had actually been gone for ten years, time passed differently in the other dimension.
"This is terrible!!" I thought madly. "What will the club say? Not only do I leave the children alone and go off gallivanting into some vortex, but then I come back inexcusably late to find them dead! Kristy will never forgive me! They'll have to put some sort of note of my record and nobody will want me to babysit their kids any more!" In a panic, I ran straight out of the house and just kept running.
At the bottome of Honted Hill I looked about me and was shocked. Everything was different. Cars were different shaped and I looked hideously tacky in my skin-tight hot pink leggings and my oversized blue tank top over the green T-shirt I had borrowed off Dawn.
Suddenly I bent over and threw up in the bushes. "What's wrong with me?" I thought? "Suddenly I'm desperate for some Mallowmars! And gravy! And oh my lord! My ankles are swelling up?! And I'm really emotional!" I burst out crying and ran madly out into the road, whereupon I was mown down by a priest on a bicycle.
(A/N: Sorry it's so short! I'm in the MTV generation and have a short attention span! LOL!)