A/N: My friend and I wrote this after first being introduced to FF, so please don't judge it too harshly. A lot of sugar was involved. Apologies for the eyeball-haemorraging lack of paragraphs in the first chapter, that should have been remedied long ago! Anyway, enjoy (if you're into this kind of thing)!
Chapter 3: The Shocking Truth
in hospital
I woke up all confused. Then I sat up like a bolt of lightning. "Omigosh!" I cried out. Where am I?"
I looked around me. I was in a white paper dress in a hospital bed. A nurse came over and looked at me kindly. "Are you feeling all right, dear?" she asked. "You've been unconscious for seven weeks. Father O'Shallery brought you in after he ran you over on his bike. He said you were raving about Mallomars and gravy and another dimension."
I burst into tears. I had to tell somebody. "I'm pregnant!" I shouted. A couple of old women looked over bemusedly from their beds.
The nurse was horrified. "You had SEX??" she gasped.
"No!" I cried. "I told you, I was in another dimension for ten years and I got pregnant by a mysterious force involving electricity."
She, like, totally bought it. "That's okay then. Where are your family, dear? Are they coming to pick you up?"
"Well," I mused, "I've been in another dimension for ten of your human years. So they're probably, like, dead of something. Could you call, say, Kristy Thomas, and ask her to pick me up?"
The nurse looked very pale. "I'm afraid I have some bad news for you," she said, gently but firmly.