Redundant Apocalypses
Chapter 7: Big Pointer Finger Destroys A Solar System
Date: November 9th, 2022
The leader of the Daughters Of Gaia looks down on the heating up Earth: "I wish our plans to fix our homeworld weren't halted. What is that terraformer doing? They made the Moon, Mars, Venus, and Mercury all paradise worlds. At least more humans are moving to and being born on them every day. We have gained control over our home but that hasn't stopped greenhouse emissions completely." But then, something strange happens. On the outer edge of the solar system, beyond the Oort Cloud and where Planet 9 is supposed to be was something unusual. This wasn't the work of that mysterious figure, it was something that acted of their own accord. A sentient photo edited image. By some fluke, the same incident that caused Beerus, Goku, Vegeta, and Whis to end up in Equestria brought the image to life. It was a manipulated image of a man who wanted people to photoshop his finger to touch the Eiffel Tower in Paris, which was right behind him. A much younger Swiftdrawer, long before becoming an interdimensional wayfarer created this manipulated image with that photo. The man was copied and made so big that he was now touching the Eiffel Tower with his left pointer finger. Additionally, his shirt was modified to have the original image on it but smaller and his face was messed with too. All people in the background were covered by gray digital paint. For years, it was just a funny image. Just that, nothing more. But things don't always stay the same.
Change is the only constant. Twisted Land was one of the locations where an incident helped caused that strange portal to Equestria to open. And it is linked to the internet because it is worked on through the video game Minecraft. When that incident occurred, a secret portal through Swiftdrawer's digital Minecraft avatar which was somehow transported afk back into Twisted Land opened too. Through it, some of the energy of the incident and other incidents broke into the internet unnoticed. At first, nothing happened. The energy just flowed through the digital code from device to server to device and so on. But then, it came into contact with the image created years prior which was stored away. Some of it was life energy and by this point, it had developed a small amount of intelligence. When it combined with the bytes that make up that image, it evolved, bringing the image to life as their host. The intellect exploded from there as the energy used the digitally manipulated man to look through the internet. Eventually, the image and energy lost their original identities and became one consciousness with big ambitions. After just minutes, this entity gained enough intellect and sentience to aspire to break free of the internet. They hopped from server to server and eventually came to the servers that host connections to nearly countless TerraGenesis universes. They entered one and hoped for the best. From there, they realized that they don't need to actually escape because the universe of this particular TerraGenesis game save is quite real.
They spawned far beyond our solar system in this universe's game save. The save ironically was created by Swiftdrawer. Nobody knew that a sentient image had broken the game's capabilities a little bit. But the universe didn't care. During the transfer to the universe from a server, the image had to shrink themselves down so they chose to compress all their data into that pointer finger. Now, they're headed to destroy the solar system and there's nothing anyone can do about it. At first, it's a slow process but eventually, the pointer finger who had become 3 dimensional instead of 2 dimensional accelerates far beyond light speed. Past ridiculous speed. Exceeding ludicrous speed. Zipping by Limited Overdone Ovenzilla Speed. Reached Overdone Ovenzilla Speed. In a flash, the solar system is gone. Billions of humans just died along with countless other organisms. The pointer finger marvels at all the destruction while absorbing all destroyed material as more data and gains the ability to speak countless languages among other abilities: "Look at all this destruction. I think it's like what those humans called art. I want to admire it. There's nothing left, I enjoy the vibe of emptiness." This is where I come in with Dominic, Mel, Rol, Ovenzilla, Rai, Froppy, and Laval. Froppy notices what's off immediately: "Hey isn't there like supposed to be a solar system? Is that a giant pointer finger. That's strange, ribbit." Dominic replies: "Yes, the solar system is gone. That finger must have destroyed it. What a causation to want a nap."
Ovenzilla adds: "After fighting Ultimate Shaggy last month, I have learned a lot. That finger has absorbed what was left of it to get more powerful." Laval demands: "What is going on? None of this makes sense!" The finger speaks: "Allow me to explain. *explains their backstory* And now that I've destroyed this solar system, nothing will stop me from absorbing more data! None of you stand a chance, your power levels are no match for mine!" I reply: "Then you must contain a small portion of my life force. Funny how this is how things worked out. We won't let you get away with killing so many life forms. We're going to stop you." "You stop me? How absurd! I'm going to crush all of you in an instant!" Ovenzilla gets in front of us: "I initiate a mind share! I form the brainstorming cloud! Dominic, Adam, our minds have a temporary thought link! We're figuring out how to best stop this finger automatically now!" Seconds later, the optimal strategy is found. I say as the brainstorming cloud thing closes: "We know it! We have to go back in time to prevent the destruction of the solar system! But how are we going to do that and beat the finger?" Ovenzilla is evenly matched with the finger but says: "Fusion! I'll hold the finger off. If I have to bring more of myself here, that's fine. Now travel back in time before it's too late!" As Dominic begins to send us back in time, the finger yells: "Oh no you don't! Not without me!" In an instant, another solar system is destroyed and the finger is even more powerful than before. Ovenzilla reluctantly comes with us back in time. The finger follows us backwards in time. Laval is about to slice and dice the past version of the finger before they became so powerful but present finger gets in the way: "Hey, past self! Just a heads up, these clowns are going to try to defeat you after you destroy this solar system! You're welcome for the assistance."
Dominic smirks: "Ha! For once, I'm confident! What is not a causation to want to nap is the fact that we have number cards that make it impossible for this timeline to split from here so nothing will change!" "Ugh! I should have been smarter about my destroying this solar system! Oh well, I'll just have to kill all of you first. Actually, before killing you, I want to be a little annoying! ADAM YOU FORGOT THE HANDLE AGAIN!" I reply: "How do you even know about the fact that there's a toilet I use that won't stop flushing unless the handle is lifted back up? It's so irritating! But that won't stop us!" "In that case, a change of scenery might be nice! Say goodbye to Twisted Land!" Rol asks me as the finger goes off elsewhere: "Isn't that the theme park you've been working on? The one you told me about while we trained together?" "Yes. If that finger destroys Twisted Land, a lot of organisms are going to die. We can't let that happen. To Twisted Land now I guess." Dominic takes all of us there in time to confront the finger: "Oh look, you followed me here. I'm not surprised in the least. In fact, I wanted to keep fighting without you possibly getting in the way of my past self. Now that we're here, we're going to have so much fun." At this moment, Yappa Yappa and Pmurt Nedib show up randomly. The whole of Twisted Land gets armed in seconds. The Dynamic Force activates and starts firing at the villains: "Hey, that's my line! But master, why are we here?"
"An unexpected beneficial opportunity has arisen. Thanks to some of my other valued employees, the defenses attacking us aren't harming us one bit. We're going to take advantage of it and ensure our REMAINING Miitopian partners take over Miitopia and we reap record profits from that!" The finger replies: "This is my time to destroy! Stay out of my way, I have lots of data on both of you!" "Of course you do. Why don't we join forces? We'll make so much money and power together. What do you say?" "I say go back to your useless company's headquarters. Goodbye." Pmurt Nedib and Yappa Yappa are sent back from whence they came: "I don't want those losers getting in my way again. Let's go somewhere else. Follow me if you dare!" Mel exclaims as they leave: "This is so cowardly! We can't protect anyone as knights and adventurers if they just keep doing this forever. We have to stop them for good at all costs." Dominic teleports us after them after I reply: "Damn it! How many more ridiculous circumstances are going to come up? All of our attacks are doing nothing to the finger! This is crazier than when myself and others fought disembodied talking hands to save Planet Druidia and Planet Spaceball! Can we just fight in one damn place and stick with it? It's like the battle where I beat Lex Marthias all over again! But worse!" With that, we find ourselves in Cabala. Oh no. That's the Ghost Servant boss over there. Froppy reacts: "Hey, I think I've heard of the game this world is in. Isn't it like called The Legend Of Neverland or something?"
The finger appears before us: "You are right, strange frog human! And I'm going to beat you here and destroy it. Actually, I'll let that Ghost Servant do that for me. But first, I'm taking something from a different Minecraftia! Be back soon!" 5 seconds later, they reappear with a mind control device: "Here we go! I stole it and fixed it right as it was broken! Too bad Herobrine in that Minecraftia died a 2nd time! Oh well, let bygones be bygones. Now, Ghost Servant! Kill these interlopers before I destroy this world!" The boss comes right for us. Dominic gulps: "This boss has a lot of health. What a causation to want a nap. This is such a problem. I'm so tired, I don't want to deal with this. But I'm going to have to anyway." Just then, someone really familiar in red, gold, and white armor jumps in and attacks the Ghost Servant, directing their attention to them. My counterpart here. Gladiator Swiftdrawer, member of Sophila's Adventure Society. With them on our side, we beat the Ghost Servant easily by attacking at once. The finger scoffs before charging up energy to destroy the world without physically moving an inch. My counterpart who has long and kinda stylish red hair and brown eyes with 2 flower fairies floating by them speaks: "Who are you all? None of look like you're from around here." Rai replies: "We're here to stop a maniac from destroying everything! I'm Rai and these are some of my friends and allies." Froppy says: "There's like no time for introductions right now. The finger is about to destroy us all and I don't think my toxic mucous would be enough to stop them alone even though they're distracted right now." Mel jumps in: "You're right. We need to get the finger away from here at least."
Ovenzilla effortlessly sends the finger to another location: "Problem solved. Let's get them. It's nice to meet you but we must leave. If Cabala and beyond are in danger from forces beyond your universes, you'll see at least one of us again. Sorry to leave you confused but we really must leave." Gladiator Swiftdrawer along with Flower Fairies Cornflower and Iris are speechless as we teleport away. Once the teleportation is complete, we end up in Ninjago City. The ninja who are chasing down The Mechanic, a villain who has done some shit spot us. Meanwhile, Rai yells: "Tai Chi Explosion! Go!" The Mechanic is subdued by that and Froppy's long tongue. Kai, the ninja in red yells: "What are all of you doing here? Thanks for the save btw, we really needed that. Now we just have to go get Pythor again." It was clear that we were right around when the ninja reunited. Or at least that's what we thought. But instead, the finger laughs: "It's so much fun to play with others! I acquired a new little toy. I believe it's called the Sharingan. I used it to make an illusion that you all fell for. We're in the End dimension now. I'll leave you to be eaten by a hungry ender dragon. That's what you get for stopping me from destroying that previous world." Playmaker appears from Link VRAINS: "And where do you think you're going? AI, you know what to do." "Got it, Playmaker! Generating a data storm right now!" The finger is unable to go to another dimension now: "No fair! I just absorbed a lot more data. I know all about your not so little BRAINS now! I thought you were on some kind of mission, Playmaker!"
"What is going on?" Dominic replies: "I think one of our devices sent data of this odd battle to everyone by accident. It's the only reasonable explanation. This finger was born from energy and an image online. Now, they want to destroy and absorb even more data. I seriously want a nap. Why can't today just be an easy day? I have a lot of inventing and studying to do after all!" Revolver and Spectre come from Link VRAINS too: "How fascinating, a sentient image. That's a new one. But nevertheless, I manifest my circuit! Come show yourself, Sunavalon Dyranome!" "The finger is an AI. Therefore, they're a threat and must be destroyed. I set Magnarokket Dragon, Gateway Dragon, Metalrokket Dragon, and Defrag Dragon into the Link markers. I Link summon! Link 4! Topologic Bomber Dragon!" "I set Bitrooper, Dotscaper, and Stack Reviver into the Link markers. I Link summon! Link 3! Decode Talker!" The finger is furious as we all attack but to no avail, doing absolutely no damage: "Don't you know when to die? Not even that Firewall Dragon Darkfluid will be enough to stop me!" Blue Maiden and Aqua come in as do Earth, Flame, Soulburner, Go, Ghost Gal, Faust, Biara, Genome, and Akira. "I mash up my circuit! The summoning conditions require 2 Gouki monsters!" "Rise from the valley of flames, Salamangreat Heat Leo!" "I create the circuit that links the known to the unknown!" "Show yourself, Tendangle Hound!" "I'm socially awkward. But still, I won't let you hurt anyone, finger!" "Go and show them what you got, Soulburner!" "Aoi, I believe in you!" "Marincess Marble Rock! Attack that finger!" "Dark Mummy Surgical Forceps! Join her monster!" The amount of comrades just keeps growing from there.
Sorry if this makes your brain explode but this is just kind of what happened. "Let's give them a show that will make everyone smile! Come on, guys! Clear Wing! Odd Eyes! Starving Venom! Dark Rebellion! Let's leave behind a performance that no one will forget!" "I fusion summon! D/D/D Flame High King Genghis!" "I fusion summon! Prepare for the beary, hairy, scary Frightfur Chimera!" "Time to carry on the Superheavy Strong Style! Come on out, Superheavy Samurai Big Benkei!" "Time for the rebellion to rise again! I overlay my 3 Raidraptors in order to build the overlay network!" "Light up the stage, Performage Trapeze Magician!" "Galaxy Eyes Photon Dragon, Neo Galaxy Eyes Photon Dragon, Galaxy Eyes Cipher Dragon, Neo Galaxy Eyes Cipher Dragon, and Galaxy Eyes Prime Photon Dragon, prepare to attack!" "What do you think of this, Master Kaito? Go Googley Eyes Drum Dragon!" "Hope Ray Victory! Attack!" "Abyss Splash and Shark Drake, join on in!" "Let me show you the power of the Chronomaly monsters, artifacts from another world! Attack, Atlandis!" "Don't forget about me, everyone! Go, destroy that finger! Leo! Strings! Giant Hunter!" "Dyson Sphere, put an end to our enemy." "Shooting Star Dragon, attack!" "Tyrant Red Demon Dragon and Red Nova, you attack as well!" "Don't forget about me either, you guys! Go, Blackwing Dragon!" "Sentient image, I calculate your odds of victory at 0%. Go, my Water Dragons!" "This is going to be fun! Neos Wiseman, Shining Neos, Grand Neos, Air Neos, and more, attack! Show them what heroes can really do!"
In essence, everyone who is capable of playing Duel Monsters show up. Even Pegasus and Bray. "With my monster comrades to back me up, I shall prevail in this fight as will everyone else!" But wait, there's more. "Magnum Break!! Lion's Roar!!" Lord Knight Swiftdrawer is here. "Blaze, are you sure joining in is a good idea? I calculate that it's not right now!" "Don't worry, it's going to be awesome! Cheer up, Bonesbane!" "If you insist. I already got that regeneration chamber ready just in case. Can't believe we might have to use it already." Then, a hot pocket spaceship while burning up and crashing knocks the finger back far. Upon touching the end stone ground, the Tomapieians inside get out and cheer: "We didn't die!" The Wacky Clowns appear in their UFO and laugh hysterically at that while Fluffy arrives with his hair on fire again: "Aaaaaa! My hair! If it's going to burn, you're going to burn too, fingers!" Dominic extinguishes his hair after Fluffy touches the finger with it. Following this, Yogurt along with the other main characters of Spaceballs appear: "I told you the Swartz can get us across universes, did I not?" Dark Helmet replies: "I hate yogurt, I hate you! Why did you bring us with you anyway? I got some assholes to punish you know." "Well, that big pointer finger will kill us all if left unchecked. I'd prefer to survive and continue making merchandise, where the real money from the movie is made." More comrades show up of course. "Rai! You're okay! Go on, Wind! Blow that finger away!" "My turn! I'll make them slip on air! It's going to be funny! Slippery!" "And I'll pound em with rocks! Stone!"
"Laval! Buddy, you're okay! Don't worry, we're going to help you!" "Do I really have to help you guys? Risking my life is not good for business my friends." "Can it, Razar. For mother wolf!" "I wish the ninja were here but I will still do my best. I may be old but I still have a lot left in me. My father, the First Spinjitsu Master would be proud of me. Ninja, go!" .Furok! Energy blast! Strag, hand me a relic will you?" "Here you are, Tony!" "Thanks! This will do nicely!" "As will this! I cast Strengthen!" "Don't wear yourself out too much, Edyn! You have us as well. I cast Lightning!" "Shirdor! Flying Vortex!" "There be more than just landlubbers and skylubbers wanting to sink your plans! Yar har! Thrashbeak, teach this finger a lesson! Come on my fellow pirates, let's raise the sails and fire the plasma cannons! I'm saying that because I thought of it first!" "Squawk! Finger bad! Squawk! Must attack bad finger! Squawk!" "Finally! A day where not a single park has received a fine for most untidy park! I didn't even know that was possible! Anyway, it's time to go peep bowling but with that finger! Take me down there, Wooden Roller Coaster 1!" "Memock, after we're done blasting that finger, I'm so swatting your head!" "But I thought you were being more nice recently!" "That's until you burned my favorite snack! How could you!" "Let's worry about this later. I never knew you liked mixed berry pie that much." "You two really need to sort this out." "Please don't lecture us, Shope. We're all professionals here." "Can you stop with this? I'm trying to read that finger's mind!"
"This is how I apologize for my little outburst at Jungle Jim's. Face my fashion, finger! It'll leave you dazzled in defeat!" "This is going to be awesome! We Wunderbolts are going to slam into that finger!" "Be careful, Rainbow Dash. The pirates are firing plasma blasts at the finger right now." "It's been a good while since I destroyed something. Saw Mill Killer, are you ready to make the finger scream?" "It will be my pleasure to, Despair." "Don't count me out! I brought the worst of the worst from my farm of dying! I even have a few skulls!" "The window to attacking is reaching its most optimal point. I will carry on the legacy of Samurai X in Nya's honor." "Pixal, are you sure you'll be okay?" "Don't worry, Mr. Borg. You're my creator, you know you can trust me." "Why can't we just be back in Fun Land? I want to eat chips and hang out. Oh and sleep would be nice." "Yo Hugh, you know we're all in danger right?" "Ah sorry I forgot, Kicks." "Don't trouble yourself about it. Just keep yourself in the game." "Asui! Are you okay?" "Deku, I'm fine. And I told you to call me Tsu! Why does no one listen to me? Anyway, we're not doing any damage but aren't dying so I guess that's okay." "Shut up you damn nerds! Get out of my way! I'm going to kill that finger! Die! Die! Die!" "Bakugo, that is no way to treat a fellow classmate in the middle of an emergency!" "Don't tell me what to do!" "Go, Samurai Pegasus!" "Join him, Ifrit!" "Libra, let's make that finger vibrate! Infernal Fire Blast!" "Be careful, Yu! No one has been able to hurt that finger so far!" "I know that, Tsubasa! We got this!" "Man, I just wanted to eat today. At least Cream and Cheese are already showing how strong they've become! I better join them! Too bad we aren't fighting Eggman again. I would love to beat him again!"
You get the point. More and more of our allies and comrades just keep pouring in but nothing anyone does is working. I shout to Ovenzilla: "Whatever happened to fusion? We were going to use it to beat the finger right?" "I'm so sorry! We all forgot I guess! But maybe we actually stand a chance now!" The finger laughs: "You think you stand a chance? You don't but watching you try is entertaining. The longer you waste your efforts on defeating me, the more easily I'll win! Now that I have absorbed the knowledge of Wikipedia and the best calculators in existence, I can say this! Even if you fused yourselves into one being, I'd still win and you'd still lose! In fact, you'd all die!" Dominic and the other scientists stop fighting after Ovenzilla opens another brainstorming thing. As a result, they end up coming to the same conclusion. I grit my teeth: "In that case, we'll just have to stall you with everything we got! It's all we can do besides give up!" A familiar voice replies: "That's not all you can do! You can keep showing yourselves to be inferior freaks! Let us superior beings show you how's it's done! Yappa Yappa, let's kill that finger with all of my other valued employees!" Yappa Yappa laughs: "That's right! We're here for revenge! And we brought some friends to help kill you! You won't beat me again, I'm going to enjoy playing with you as I help slowly kill you! I can already picture the code and blood drip right out of you before flooding out as you scream in pain!" The finger is obviously pissed: "You'll pay for this! I thought I had you gone forever!" "You can't defeat me so easily! I don't need armor when I have my own body! Thanks to all of these mechanical upgrades and my power, you won't defeat me! Instead, I'll deal the finishing blow to you!"
Pmurt Nedib adds: "I bet you're regretting not taking my offer when you had the chance to! We'll settle our differences later, inferior enemies of mine. It's just in my best interest from a business perspective to help kill this finger. If it isn't killed, it'll grow so powerful that it will destroy and absorb everything! And that includes my company and me! We'll have a truce for now on but know this. I can't wait to watch you die like the freaks you are!" Now we're all fighting alongside the entire United Mining Company. I was not expecting this nor was I expecting the finger to just vanish into thin air: "Where did they go? We must find them before they destroy anything else!" Dominic replies: "I'm picking up activity from all over the place, we must split up!" We all split up to the point we all go to different places individually. I end up going to The Lost Academia. But when I get there, the temple is in ruins and the area around is a wasteland. What happened here? What in the hell? They killed all life on this Minecraftia. Damn it and so fast at that. Suddenly, a video screen appears out of nowhere with the finger mockingly waving at us: "Attention powerless creatures, I have destroyed everything you care about! The worlds you have all traveled to have been rid of all life! All that's left is ruins! If you want a chance to undo this, come to the area beyond time and space where Gorganan and The Shadow were defeated! I'll be waiting for you and your next failures to do anything to me! It's going to be so exciting to watch you all die in agony when you realize just how powerless you really are!"
Damn it. They deserve so much pain for all the pain they have caused. I will try to make them learn what true pain feels like. I teleport to their current location just as everyone else does. Together, we continue fighting but not a single lifeform is putting a dent into the finger. That's when the main members of BIM show up performing "BIM All The Way". "Hey hey hey BIM's on the way, hey hey hey it feels so good. Do the BIM. B. IM. B. IM. Do the BIM." The finger is unsurprised: "Oh goodie, the villains of that weird movie The Apple. You will do nothing against me." Boogaloo says: "Warrior Adam." My Miitopian counterpart replies while still having a BIM mark on their forehead: "Yes, master?" "Take a bite of the holy apple and pass it along. You'll find strength in BIM now. BIM is the only truth." One of the other main characters of that movie breaks into singing and dancing about that apple as it's passed around. When that is done, Pmurt Nedib questions Boogaloo: "What kind of villain's scheme do you have going on? You're wasting time. Are you going to help us defeat this common foe or not? If you don't help, Yappa Yappa has my permission to take his time to kill you as gruesomely as possible." "I assure you that everything's under control. That's because I know how to be a master." He starts talking rhymically as others sing as backing vocals: "I know how to be a master." "He knows how to be a master." After that song ends, the members of BIM's BIM marks start glowing as do their eyes. The finger didn't see this coming nor did they see the members of BIM choosing violence over brainwashing today. But BIM's apple wasn't enough to get them to help make much of a difference in this fight.
The finger doesn't even bother fighting back. They just watch in amusement while gathering more data and growing stronger. Things get more interesting. Dominic tries to disintegrate the finger with every weapon he has at his disposal but nothing works. However, the Akatsuki show up from out of nowhere. Pain speaks through the orange haired corpse that was his friend before he was killed who stands calmly with the 5 other Pains: "Finger, you are a threat to the Akatsuki. We will eliminate you and show you true pain. You will know pain. Against the Rinnegan, you stand no chance." Itachi adds: "Nor against the Susanoo. I must live long enough for Sasuke and I to settle the score. My Sharingan is greater than your stole Sharingan. You're just like Danzo." Tobi, the member in a orange spiral mask talks funnily: "Hi there finger, you won't be able to touch me. Not even once." But then, Goha Enterprises' Hexagon show up. One of them says: "Our goal is to destroy Rush Duels. But to do that, we must destroy you first, finger!" Seatbastian shows up with Neiru: "How interesting. It'll be fascinating to see how well this finger stands up to Maximum summoning. Seatbastian, please fight by my side this time." "Of course, Master Neiru. I'm more than just a luxurious chair. I'm ready to Rush Duel!" Yuga Oto and his friends along with Konoha and allies also show up but everyone is left speechless as something else happens. They all spoke about things and tried to fight too but nothing changed. Even Orochimaru and Naruto couldn't do anything. That's when I see the Supreme Dark Lord. He's back. Oh no. Not now!
He doesn't talk but he grins as a bunch of other villains show up. Tomura Shigaraki proclaims: "Right now, I really hate everything. But I especially hate you right now, big pointer finger. I'll kill you with a single touch after I let Twice and so many others have their fun. After that, you're dead!" The mysterious figure who has been going around collecting dead individuals like trading cards steps in front of Tomura: "Step aside, Shigaraki. I have brought all of my new friends. They are so hungry for revenge and conquest. But right now, you're getting in the way of my plans like during every other cycle, sentient finger born from a unprofessionally edited image. We can't have that, can we? Alright, you lowlives. I gave you a new lease on power and for most, life too. Make yourselves useful and kill that finger! Don't hurt anyone else, I need them to think they're safe for now for my plans to work. If you don't listen, I can easily seal you away and make you listen after releasing you. Are we all on the same page now?" Bowling replies: "Finally! I can kill someone! I will listen but still! This is going to feel good! And don't think I forgot about you freaks and traitors who destroyed me! Revenge will be mine! Sweet sweet revenge! I will become immortal and destroy all of Minecraftia! That is my promise! Now that I'm back, you should be very afraid!" Freddie adds: "It's good to be back! All of Kohnanix will be mine again but this time, Blaze will be for sure my personal slave and pet! I will assimilate all who dare oppose me! Just you watch!" "Stop talking and start killing, you lowlifes! I will keep watch because I know that we'll win."
And then, it turns out not a single one of them can make a dent in the finger: "Hahaha! Is this all you got? If so, this is hilarious! I have absorbed all possible knowledge. I am unbeatable! With all of this knowledge, I know everything! That means killing all of you will be easy as pie!" Abstractoa comes out of their home: "You won't destroy art without me to stop you first. I'm joining this fight too." The Light shows up: "You can count on me too! Sorry friends, I really should have made another appearance long ago. But I'm here now. This finger is going to be defeated in the strangest but greatest team up in recorded history as far as we know." The being who oversees time appears as well: "Oh I see those who helped correct space-time scattered throughout down there. Hello, it's been a while for you! For me, it's been a split second! You will have my help in stopping the finger too." Ultimate Shaggy butts in: "Like that's cool man but you don't matter! I could defeat this finger with just 2% of my power! Just watch! *nothing happens* 10%? 50? 200? Man you are so strong but I will still defeat you even without a Scooby snack." The finger just keeps laughing: "You're all fools! None of you can stop me!" I activate my duel disk: "I activate the action field Crossover! And then I summon these monsters! And then summon more! With that done, I activate 3 copies of Power Of The Guardians and equip them onto Regnes! Now Regnes, show them what you got!"
Gofast shows up: "I see you there and I will kill you for being a sinner and killing me one day! But for now, I will help cleanse existence of this sinner who is a big pointer finger! God's judgement will be passed on it!" 5 minutes pass, no attacks are doing any damage still. In time, we'll run out of energy and die! I never thought the end of existence would come to be this. The mysterious figure reads my thoughts: "Haha you fool! This finger will die! Just participate! You'll be fine for now! And I'm so glad you will be because that means I get to kill you one day!" They then join in the battle and seem unfazed by the fact that their attacks are doing nothing either. Carlos yells: "I can't believe we're fighting alongside our enemies! I'd prefer to destroy a toilet again over this!" Yappa Yappa expresses rare confusion: "What?" I reply: "As much as I hate you, you don't want to know. You really don't." The mysterious figure sighs: "Even I find that event uncomfortable." As we keep going with no sign of damage on the finger, something else happens. A whole fleet of ships with the Daughters Of Gaia symbol appear via wormhole. An elderly woman's voice echos throughout: "Thanks to a warning from one who would rather destroy, we escaped the destruction of the Sol solar system. We, the remainder of the Daughters Of Gaia have sworn to avenge everyone you killed, sentient finger. We have given up our ways of peace just for this battle in order to defeat you. You should be proud of yourself. Everyone, begin firing immediately! We must not let that finger win! Too much has been lost today for us to allow them any mercy! Attack!"
Put her in the top 5 for most badass elderly women. Damn. They are soon joined by President Skroob's forces including the survivors of Spaceball One aka Megamaid. The fighting against the finger is kind of ridiculous. You have me almost breaking my bones to attack as hard as possible, my Midgardian counterpart using Magnum Break every 2 seconds, Yappa Yappa extending his limbs that are being turned into electricity all over the finger, the Wacky Clowns farting on them while trying to abduct them, and much much much more. 15 minutes pass and the finger is still unharmed. Most of us are running out of energy, even the mysterious figure and Yappa Yappa. There's only one solution. I can't believe this whole problem is partly my fault as well as Blaze, Bonesbane, and Trixie's faults among some others. It's only right one of us brings up the last solution that could work. Every other avenue has been explored. Inoichi even tried to take control of the finger but that didn't work. Change Of Heart had no effect either. Nor did Number 8: Heraldic King Genome-Heritage. It's fusion time: "Everyone, there's only one solution! We must all fuse together into one being regardless of who we are!" Yappa Yappa replies: "There's no way I'm fusing with someone like you!" Dr. Gero speaks up: "I want revenge on Goku for ruining everything. But I calculate that this is the only way. But to do so would require so much energy. So much in fact that none of my androids could supply it."
But Reiji has a solution to that and asks his father Leo: "Father, would it be possible to use multiple powerful fusion cards with the Arc V system to fuse all of us together?" "Yes, it's the only way. Every duelist who can fusion summon, activate every single one of your best fusion cards at once to merge us all together. We won't need to capture people into cards for this to work." Thus, Super Polymerization, Artistic Fusion, Fusion Of Fire, Cynet Fusion, Ultra Polymerization, Miracle Fusion, Performapal Trump Witch, Gem Knight Fusion, Frightfur Fusion, Dark Contract With The Swamp King, and more were all used at the same time. In an instant, we all become one being, a being known as Blacklight. Blacklight speaks to the finger: "Your time is over. I'm going to destroy you right now! It'll be so much fun but also humbling. I want to kill you because you annoy me, ruining my plans of conquest and it's necessary to save everything. I am Blacklight, a force of 2 wills. Destruction and salvation. They are perfectly balanced inside of me. I don't have long. I'm a unstable but powerful fusion. This is the end for you, finger. Prepare to scream in agony as I sigh in relief that you're gone and left powerless in the afterlife! Purified Corruption Cannon Blast!" Before the finger can even respond, they are blasted by a cannon Blacklight easily created around their arm. Upon contact, the finger is brutally ripped apart and killed instantly. Before fading away, Blacklight does one last thing: "The forces of plot and creativity are inside of me. Therefore, I will now undo all the destruction the finger caused. Plot Rewriting! My time here is done. How annoying! I want power! But at the same time, it's freeing. Power doesn't belong to me as much as I want it to."
Blacklight defuses into all of us. Immediately, we all return back where we came from without another word, parting ways almost immediately. The destruction of that finger left us all pretty speechless. Glad this is finally over though. But still, I feel really guilty for being partially responsible for everything that happened. I express this to the other Miitopia BRAINS members as we have lunch after returning from that fight: "I'm so sorry. It's my fault that the image that became that finger exists. How could I have known that taking Ekids class a 2nd year in a row would lead to this for my 2nd year of middle school?" Bray consoles me: "Adam, it's okay. You helped bring them down, that's what matters. You thought of the last solution we had yet to try when none of us couldn't do anything but slow down the finger. You did your best. We all did. Do you want a hug?" "No thanks, Bray. I'm good, I'm already feeling better thanks to you. Let's agree to try to never have to chase a enemy through dimensions while doing no damage to them again. Blaze, you doing okay? You are also partly at fault after all." "I'm great! That end of the battle was awesome!" "Should have guessed. Anyway, what do we do now?" Mel speaks up: "We still have to question everyone we captured. Let's start with that. After we eat. We're all exhausted after all of that." We all agree to that so we continue eating and conversing until it's time. Once we finish eating, we go to the part of the area beyond space and time where we didn't fight. The miis we captured are somehow still there. This takes some hours. We didn't learn much. Already knew most of what they said. How disappointing. Oh well.
I better be ready for the upcoming mission to that B Daman Earth. I can't remember what's going to be there even though I already have an idea but I know it's not going to be good. It's going to be completely awful and horrible. Once we returned from questioning and end up sending everyone we captured to various abandoned islands as almost always, I began training with Blaze for the remainder of the afternoon. It was a great idea, we got a lot out of it and became a little closer. After that was dinner. When that was finished, I honestly conversed with the others until it was time to get ready for bed. Once I was done doing that, I headed into bed and fell asleep. But as I began to fell asleep, I wished that I could see my boyfriend again outside of our Earth. I love Raven so much. I want to be with him for the rest of my life. I want to fight together with him to defeat our enemies. These thoughts fill my mind until I hit snooze before I knew it.
Outro: So what did you think of all of this chaos? I only just started really developing the idea of this chapter a couple days back. I thought it'd be funny to have a sentient image be the big pointer finger that destroys a solar system. By far, this is one of the best chapters of this story. No doubt in my mind. The twists and sudden things were all great to come up with. It didn't turn out like I was planning it but the direction it went is pretty incredible all things considered. Oh and I got to sneak in elements that tease future events in my stories. There will be a BIM arc. It's going to be weird. Trust me. With that, I end this chapter for good. See you on the flip side.