Honorable mentions: Mand'alor the sword of Jesus, Myth, Tiamat, Setras, BlackAbsol, Space, Being of Pure Impulse, Draedon's Forge, Raging Smurf, Gregg the Dumbass, Behe-Mouth, King Thomas 𝔇𝔲𝔱𝔠𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔯𝔡, So anyway I started stabbing, Honk
Let me know if you want to be mentioned, bitchessss; I'm pretty sure I forgot a number of names
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Chapter 2: electric boogalooSexy-ass Dolores Fucking Umbridge ™© looked so fucking sexy and hot and awesome and omg so cute as she licked her lips, savoring harry's spooge for a few seconds before she lustily™ looked at Shiro's effeminate face. Her eyes went down to his sexy, fuckable ass.
"That's a nice bit of Broccoli there, Mr. Shiro-Mir-Kuro-Noire-Gray-Kuro." Umbridge said and pulled out a riding crop from her butthole, moaning and flabbing in ecstasy and filling the room with a strong gust of wind. She raised it up in the air, and with a cry of "IT'S MORBIN' TIME!", she began to grunt like a feral flamingo— BECAUSE IT'S PINK like Umbridge-sama-senpai-chan-kun!
Dobby appeared all of a sudden. "SHE'S ABOUT TO MORB!" And was about to disappear before he got smacked in the face with a used condom, which Umbridge farted out at him. He picked it up and with wide, sexy orbs of obsidian, he began to lick the essence, which twinkled like Albus Dumbledore's orbs, as he continued to speak. "Dobby has been given Dory-Milkies! Dobby is freeeeeeeEEeeeEEEeeeEEE™!"
And then he jizzed in place. He stood in the hwite freedom brogurt sauce before disappearing. The Dobby's disappearance made the liberty sauce fly everywhere, splashing all over Harry's face like a BouncingBetty Landmine.
Gasping like a seagull choking on a hot dog, Harry licked the hwite life juice of Guyladriel's cousin, Chadladriel, that was spread around the room like how a painter with Parkinson's would have done.
Dolores positioned herself behind Shiro, humming like a windmill that killed Fawkes in a terrible accident— you guys know Fawkes right? dumbledore's pet chicken that he likes to choke a lot if you know what I mean, winky face, winky face, I love u ecks dee™— in anticipation as she pulled her skirt off and wrapped it around Shiro's neck and grasped them like handlebars.
Dolores shoved her hand up her hole and roared. "BIGGUS DICKUS!"
Her body shook like Namek did when Frieza was destroying it as she ripped from her hole the biggest dick had ever seen. It was as if Excalibur itself was being ripped from the stone of legend, and it shone like a supernova, and the choir of angels sang in his depraved mind.
It was the most gorgeous dick he had ever seen in his life, far better than Draco— his secret lover— and Snape's even, he thought. The veins along it pulsed in sync with the choir of angles.
"I'm going to ram-ranch your butthole, Shiro-Mir-Kuro-Noire-Gray-Kuro-Jin Potter." Umbridge said and thrust her hips forward with the same might Longinus has as he impaled Something™.
Shiro cried out as he felt his bunny hole stretched to its utmost limits. "You're going so fucking deep into my rabbit hole! Ohgodddddddddddddddd."
As if by magic, a tail Gru over Shiro's buttcheeks, and Umbridge grabbed that sexy ass cottontail. "Hell yeah, bitttttchhhh™ !.. TAKE IT"
(A/N by Zero-Sama-sensei-san-kun the kawaii: Smurf stabbed a dude btw guys. He called Tia a divine monstrosity for reasons unknown as Tia claims, but we all know. Don't lie Tia. GRUWU)
"Nonononononoon!" Shiro purred, though his voice indicated that he loved it. "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!"
Umbridge pulled at her makeshift handlebars, choking the fuck out of Shiro and making him gurgle as if he was gargling Listerine™ mouthwash, in case you didn't understand .
"Glockglockglockglock!" Shiro's words came out strangled.
Umbridge thrust inside of him faster, ripping her sexy pink shirt off and letting out her bigass fucking tits out. She shook her upper body as if she were motorboating someone. Her bigass mounds unfolded like an angel's wings out of divine scripture, drawing Shiro into rapture.
Soon, her titties began to rain blows down upon his head; every time her tits lingered on his forehead, Shiro felt the warm flesh wrap around his skin like a gathering tide about a rock. (A/N: this is from the Silmarillion, btw. I love Lord of the cockrings ecks dee!)
Shiro tried to say something but every time he opened his mouth, her titties slapped his mouth. "I FEEL LIKE MR. BEAN!"
"I hate that show!" Umbridge roared in anger and swung her titties in a graceful angelic arc, smashing into the back of his head like someone would beat their red-headed stepchild who survived multiple abortions by their sleazy 10-dollar hooker mother.
Gurgling some more, Shiro received another hit, and became as unconscious as someone Bill Cosby was interested in— of course, legally speaking he never touched them ecks dee!(XD!).
"Shiro-Mir-Kuro-Noir-Gray-Kuro-Jin-Potter Potter!" Harry ejaculated in surprised shock, feeling Shiro fall on top of him! Even though he was unconscious, Harry could still feel Shiro's BroccoliDick™ twitching inside his protestate— haha it sounds like protestant gaissssss! we are all going to hell, and so are you for reading this lollllll— and moaned like a wanton bitch in heat.
"Do you like that, Harry?"
"Y-y-yasssss qweeen." Harry said. "I LOVE IT QWEEN!"
She grabbed Shiro's gluteus maximus, and began to spin them around like a beyblade. Harry felt his ass parting like Moses parted the red sea in the anime beyblade. "LET IT RIP, BITCH!"
Harry screamed as he spiraled like the little bitch starfish that he is. He swore he heard the song of creation; a symphony beyond the comprehension of all mortals. It felt like he was coming out of the magic closet— with a randy lion lusting after him— all over again. That's a Narnia reference btw guyzzzz/
She picked up and squeezed her floppy, flabby, angelic titties, and she sounded like Scorpion (A/N: He's from Mortal Krumbat if u didnt kno ex dee)_. "GET OVER HERE!"
From the nipples, squirted milk the color of tar. "My elixir of mortality, little dicky Potter!"
Harry opened his mouth to receive her amazing blessing, slurping it like steak-n-shake milkshake through a paper straw. "Merlin's sweaty, syrupy ball sack! This is so goodddddddd. Also, weeee I'm still spinning~~~~~~~"
"What the fuck did you just say to me, you little dicked boy?" She growled at Harry. "I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Slytherin House, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your asshole, and I have over 700 confirmed bodies in my body-count. I am trained in Transfiguration and I'm the top whore-seeker in the entire British Ministry of Magic. You are nothing to me but just another dry starfish to fuck. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, fucknugget. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your dick. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make you cum in over seven thousand ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unwrapped and oral sex, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the magical KamaSutra Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to blow apart your sin cave as if Saddam himself was hiding in them, off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have put your tongeu to better use. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit in fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, slut."
Harry broke. He had never been more aroused in his entire life even on the 21st night of September, even back when Draco painted his insides during their livestream at the top of Mount Everest.
"Breed me!" Harry mewled, rubbing his legs together as he continued to spin like a wheel of fortune.
"What's going on? LEGASP!" Shiro gasped, his effeminate voice growing more high-pitched as he gazed in abject horror. "Not my starfishhh!"
"Yesss!" Umbridge roared with delight as she felt her girl-dick go to work. "I will now begin to absorb your Shiro-Mir-Kuro-Noire-Gray-Kuro-Jin-Potter-Hei-BeardedMyth™© essence."
Shiro began to vibrate like a V8 engine(omg those are for cool cars gais) and cried out. "I feel like I'm beating my chest like George of The Jungle(played by Brendan Fraser !)! What's going on!? Absorb!"
He had the sinking suspicion that he was getting fucked in the ass(gee, what gave that away?).
Like Cell's sexy ass, black-spotted green tail of Doom™, Umbridge's girthy girldick! began to undulate inside Shiro's poop coochie, making him swoon. His knees were weak, arms were heavy, vomit on his sweater already, Umbridge's cum spaghetti covered in a happy helping of smegma-parmesan. (I heart M&M, great candy,Great Rapper too,Great letters too)
He felt a great tugging sensation on the inner contours of his colon, not unlike a Hoover™ sucking on his pecker. "What's happening to meeee! YAMETEKUDASAI!111oneoone"
Shiro wailed like an infant as he felt himself literally get de-aged by Umbridge's crazy girldick magic. His consciousness corroded like Tolkien's legacy in the Rings of Power (remember Episode 5 guys? with the stupid tree silmaril=mithril balrog dickcheese).
He felt himself revert into the state of the cumshot that he was, and that should have been swallowed down his father's— James Potter— gullet by his other father—Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore ?.
Somehow, Shiro's essence transferred into Umbridge's dick, falling into her magnanimous bulging ballsack.
Harry was confused when Shiro's broccoli dick disappeared as if he were BEN KENOBI from the STAR WARS being perilously struck down by the long, hot shaft of DARTH VADER from the STAR WARS, but he soon felt his tight little starfish quiver as tried to comprehend the new and foreign intrusion into his bodacious bobbing booty. He squealed like a teenaged girl (18+ you idiots dont get ideas, this is for legal reasons and technically its a teenager) did for her teacher and welcomed the intrusion like European countries welcome migrants.
"Where did Shiro-Mir-Kuro-Noire-Gray-Kuro-Jin-Potter-Hei-BeardedMyth-Mandalor™ go!?" Harry screamed in shock and looked around, seeing no sign of his effeminate brother. "Did he explode?"
"He is now writhing inside me." Umbridge said in triumph, giving Harry a wicked look. "And soon, he will be inside of you."
"But he already was!" Harry protestanted. "What are you talking about, you harlot?"
"I'm glad you asked, you little slut-muffin!" Umbridge smirked. "I'm going to lockdown that little covid starfish of yours. I know you've had a toilet paper shortage, so that's why I am going to use my girldick to clean that booty of yours -winkyface.".
"Are you going to stir it like a hot bowl of deer chili?" Harry asked, afraid that his ass was about to end up like the deer that's in the chili, splattered all over the asphalt like the deer that smurf's relative once killed.
Umbridge stared at Harry much like a praying mantis would stare at her sexual partner. "Yes, I will. I'm going to grab you by the haunches and hump you into submission, you absolute bitch. uwu"
"Glock!" Harry cried out in shock, his tiny dick springing to full mast in an instant. "Yes please, Commander Guyladriel of the Northern Armies from Rings of Power! Take me like the English took the Americas!"
Umbridge swung her chest, wrapping her flabby tits around Harry like the world serpent would in Ragnarok before twirling like a ballerina, sending Harry flying to the other side of the room like a wound-up beyblade.
He crashed into the wall with a bonk and fell to the floor, dazed. Opening his eyes, he saw Umbridge stalking her way towards him like a shield-maiden of old, when the world was still young and the guynocracy was in its full prime
"I feel like a bit of misandry today!1`" Cried Umbridge, her meaty sausage swinging with every step she took.
"But what about Shiro-Mir-Kuro-Noire-Gray-Kuro-Jin-Potter-Hei-BeardedMyth-Mand'alor-Smurf™?" Harry asked. "What happened to him!?"
"You will see, soon." Umbridge said, flicking her dick with such force that it made a crack like a whip about to strike a disobedient slave. Soon, she stood above Harry, towering over him, as if the Titan Odin from Filipino(AKA Discount Mexican-Asians) mythology(aka the King James bible edition, verse Ezekiel 23:20, don't look it up, for the love of god. Allah demands that you don't look it up).
She whipped her girldick and struck Harry's face, sending him tumbling until he crashed atop a desk. He tried to get up, but felt Umbridge's hand on his back, pushing him down onto the table. His already hard pp gained the consistency of the freshly reforged Ȧñdùril, from the shards of Narsil, as he knew what was cuming. Or rather, he should say, who.
"Come to daddy and become a mommy." Umbridge said before she thrust into him with the force of Thomas the Tank Engine on 20mg of meth mixed into his firebox. "I'm going to fuck you like Miss Piggy pegged Kermit the Frog."
Harry ululated like Arab jihadi cavalry about engage in the slaughter of those dirty Frank Crusaders. He felt her massive duracell girldick expand his starfish like the anime industry after Nagasaki. "Please, if you keep going at this speed I'm going to cum, Miss Dolores!"
"Do it!" Dolores said. "And you'll tell everyone!"
"Everyone?"
"Yes." She grunted between thrusts like a rampaging feminist on steroids. "You must not tell lies, after all."
"Yes yes yes yes yesssss." Harry said, his boy-terus (like a uterus, but for boys) quivering from her incessant pounding, like Omniman beating his son Mark in Invincible in the last episode at 17:55 (there was also an earthquake 5.3GHz in Lizbon(in rememberance of Queen Elizabeth), Portugal at 1755, which severely fucked up their colonial ambitions; it was also in an ButtButtin's Creed rouge game). "Cum in me, Miss Dolores!"
He meeped as he felt her thick, chubby hand smacking against his bottom, rippling his flesh like a waterbed cum to life.
"WE. WILL. BUILD. A. WALL." Umbridge slapped Harry's ass with every word before flipping over on top of the desk. He swore he saw a majestic, orange halo forming around her— most notably her hair. "And your boipussy is going to pay for it!"
"SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Harry screamed in Spanish (in case u didnt kno the language rawr ecks dee). "I'll pay for it, señoritx."
Umbridge gave a guttural grawr of unbridled power— like the awesome amazon prime show Rings of Power ecksdee— as she unleashed a torrent of Shiro-bro-batter inside of Harry's tight little baby boy-cavern ;).
Umbridge stepped back, taking her girthy she-schlong out of Harry's hussy. His asshole looked like a wizard's sleeve, and the air filled with the sound of goosebump inducing sucking noises, followed by the sound of splashing as Umbridge's brogurt dripped down from his butt-burrow(like the Weasley's burrow, but harry's butt) much like how mayonaise drips from the mouth of a stroke victim trying and failing to eat a sandwich. (sorry peach)
Pendeja-x is the friendly word for male friend - for some reason I wrote this. Don't ask questions.
"There's so much!" Harry ejaculated in shock, spraying his thighs with his sprinkler-like sphincter. For some reason, this monstrous load felt very similar to the one he received from Draco, who had taken him atop Mount Everest— they even live streamed it, if you remember from the previous chapter ecks dee.
"Who knows, maybe you'll have a baby?" Umbridge said, amused.
"Maybe." Harry said, with a hopeful look. "But it better not be a soulless fucking ginger."
"Still better than Rings of Power." Umbridge said.
"You so right, kweeeeen…" Harry muttered as he rubbed his stomach, feeling the baby bladder in him. He could almost imagine his boy-egg being fertilized by the singular sperm coursing through his boy-terus.