Disclaimer: the disclaimer is same as last time.
Chapter 2
Meru: (on the ground) must.TWICH.have.su.TWICH.SUGAR!!!!! (gets up and run at the house)
Sasha/Krista: DON'T DO IT!!! (run after the somehow sugarless Meru)
House: (blows into oblivion) BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meru: (twitching on the ground) must have sugar
Sasha: (has disappeared)
Krista: (also gone)
Demon Girl: (Standing in rubble) ^__________^ I GOT SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All others: O.O
Meru: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^O^ (runs to Demon Girl)
Albert: WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dart: where is my Sasha?!!!!!!!!! ;-;
::in the sky::
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All except Dart: HUH!? ((O.O))
::in crater in ground::
*HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Dart: THAT'S SASHA!!!!!!! (runs to crater to help Sasha out)
Demon Girl: but where is Krista?
Lloyd: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!! (runs across back yard)
Krista: COME BACK I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs after but is stopped by Albert)
Albert: Don't please you don't want to make her mad. -_-
Krista: (very mad) (evil voice) WHO? LLOYD IS MINE!!
All except Demon Girl: (trembling in alarm that Krista was actually enraged which is rare)
Demon Girl: (glowing crimson and eyes red) (MEV) ME! GET AWAY FROM HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Krista: (evil voice)YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!!!!!!!!
Lloyd: Demon Girl HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Krista: (smacks him) shut up
Sasha: CALM DOWN PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
Meru/ Doel/ Graham/ Dart/ Albert/ Lavitz: (all huddled together) ((O.O)) (somehow Graham is alive)
*two hours later*
(Demon Girl and Krista are still arguing)
Meru: you got any fives?
Albert: Meru this isn't go fish this is chess
Meru: O.O oh (moves bishop) check mate
Albert: WHAT!!!!!!!!! O_O
Doel: (holding beer bottle) so.I.HIC.killed.HICHICHIC.him
Lloyd: (also holding a beer bottle) that is like so.so.HIC..cooooooooool
Lavitz: (holding a cigarette) not that interesting
Sasha: two cards (takes two cards)
Dart: three cards (takes three cards)
Demon Girl: what where we arguing about
Krista: I forgot
All others: (fall over anime style)
Sasha: one card (takes one card)
All others except Dart: (stare at Sasha and Dart)
Demon Girl: Sasha.Dart what are you doing?
Sasha/ Dart: STRIP POKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasha: the last thing I want are his boxers ^_^
Demon Girl: NOT IN THIS FIC!!!!! (snaps fingers and Darts clothes appear on him)
Sasha: T.T Dammit (pouts)
(rubble of the house moves and a girl that looks almost identical to Demon Girl crawles out)
Sarah: ....ow... (rubs head)
Demon Girl: Dammit
Sarah: NO ONE MooooooooooOOOooooooooVE!!!!!!!! Dammit Demon Girl don't mess up my speech!
Demon Girl: (shrugs shoulders)wasn't me
Sarah: GIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEE MY..... who is keeps pushing the shift key!! (pulls out a bebe gun)
Doel: (wets his pants) O.O
Sarah: (walks up to Doel and shoves bebe gun in the side of his head) did you do it
Demon Girl: stop interrogating the characters
(in the distance the are police sirens)
Sarah: .
(police cars pull it to driveway)
Police officer 1: (points gun at Sarah) Hands up!
Po2: Wait there she is (points gun at Demon Girl)
Po3: I'm confused ?_?'
Demon Girl: SHOT HER I'M JUST AN INNOCENT AUTHOR
Sarah: But she is Sarah I'm the authooooOOoor.DAMN SHIFT KEY!!!!!
Sasha: Their identical (now confused) @__@
Krista: (faints)
(Police officers huddle and discuss)
Rose: WTF
Lavitz: uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh
Albert: amazing.simply amazing (walks to the police officers) but I know which is the author and which is Sarah
Police officers: REALLY!! O.O
Albert: Yep
Sarah: (sweats nervously)
Demon Girl: (thinks to self) he better know
Albert: the authors main weapon..and Sarah's is probably that.
Demon Girl: -_-' Dammit.
Sasha: I will tell who is who Sarah is the one on the..
Dart: Huh
Demon Girl: I hate it when that happens
Sarah: (rolls on ground laughing)
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Chapter 2
Meru: (on the ground) must.TWICH.have.su.TWICH.SUGAR!!!!! (gets up and run at the house)
Sasha/Krista: DON'T DO IT!!! (run after the somehow sugarless Meru)
House: (blows into oblivion) BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meru: (twitching on the ground) must have sugar
Sasha: (has disappeared)
Krista: (also gone)
Demon Girl: (Standing in rubble) ^__________^ I GOT SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All others: O.O
Meru: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^O^ (runs to Demon Girl)
Albert: WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dart: where is my Sasha?!!!!!!!!! ;-;
::in the sky::
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All except Dart: HUH!? ((O.O))
::in crater in ground::
*HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Dart: THAT'S SASHA!!!!!!! (runs to crater to help Sasha out)
Demon Girl: but where is Krista?
Lloyd: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!! (runs across back yard)
Krista: COME BACK I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs after but is stopped by Albert)
Albert: Don't please you don't want to make her mad. -_-
Krista: (very mad) (evil voice) WHO? LLOYD IS MINE!!
All except Demon Girl: (trembling in alarm that Krista was actually enraged which is rare)
Demon Girl: (glowing crimson and eyes red) (MEV) ME! GET AWAY FROM HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Krista: (evil voice)YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!!!!!!!!
Lloyd: Demon Girl HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Krista: (smacks him) shut up
Sasha: CALM DOWN PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
Meru/ Doel/ Graham/ Dart/ Albert/ Lavitz: (all huddled together) ((O.O)) (somehow Graham is alive)
*two hours later*
(Demon Girl and Krista are still arguing)
Meru: you got any fives?
Albert: Meru this isn't go fish this is chess
Meru: O.O oh (moves bishop) check mate
Albert: WHAT!!!!!!!!! O_O
Doel: (holding beer bottle) so.I.HIC.killed.HICHICHIC.him
Lloyd: (also holding a beer bottle) that is like so.so.HIC..cooooooooool
Lavitz: (holding a cigarette) not that interesting
Sasha: two cards (takes two cards)
Dart: three cards (takes three cards)
Demon Girl: what where we arguing about
Krista: I forgot
All others: (fall over anime style)
Sasha: one card (takes one card)
All others except Dart: (stare at Sasha and Dart)
Demon Girl: Sasha.Dart what are you doing?
Sasha/ Dart: STRIP POKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasha: the last thing I want are his boxers ^_^
Demon Girl: NOT IN THIS FIC!!!!! (snaps fingers and Darts clothes appear on him)
Sasha: T.T Dammit (pouts)
(rubble of the house moves and a girl that looks almost identical to Demon Girl crawles out)
Sarah: ....ow... (rubs head)
Demon Girl: Dammit
Sarah: NO ONE MooooooooooOOOooooooooVE!!!!!!!! Dammit Demon Girl don't mess up my speech!
Demon Girl: (shrugs shoulders)wasn't me
Sarah: GIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEE MY..... who is keeps pushing the shift key!! (pulls out a bebe gun)
Doel: (wets his pants) O.O
Sarah: (walks up to Doel and shoves bebe gun in the side of his head) did you do it
Demon Girl: stop interrogating the characters
(in the distance the are police sirens)
Sarah: .
(police cars pull it to driveway)
Police officer 1: (points gun at Sarah) Hands up!
Po2: Wait there she is (points gun at Demon Girl)
Po3: I'm confused ?_?'
Demon Girl: SHOT HER I'M JUST AN INNOCENT AUTHOR
Sarah: But she is Sarah I'm the authooooOOoor.DAMN SHIFT KEY!!!!!
Sasha: Their identical (now confused) @__@
Krista: (faints)
(Police officers huddle and discuss)
Rose: WTF
Lavitz: uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh
Albert: amazing.simply amazing (walks to the police officers) but I know which is the author and which is Sarah
Police officers: REALLY!! O.O
Albert: Yep
Sarah: (sweats nervously)
Demon Girl: (thinks to self) he better know
Albert: the authors main weapon..and Sarah's is probably that.
Demon Girl: -_-' Dammit.
Sasha: I will tell who is who Sarah is the one on the..
Dart: Huh
Demon Girl: I hate it when that happens
Sarah: (rolls on ground laughing)
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