Lod Forever madness
Chapter 3
Demon Girl: I'm lazy today and the "N" isn't working and don't ask why and guest appearance by one of my favorite authors
Sasha/ Krista: who cares
Demon Girl: BTW Krista changed her name to Shantee :D I'll still put down Krista just to bug her and I don't own any one or thing in the story
Krista: MY NAME IS SHANTEE!!!!!!!!!!
Demon Girl: heheheeheheeheheheheh
End of disclaimer
(the policemen are totally confused because Sarah says she is me and we look almost identical)
Sarah: (rolling on the ground laughing her ass off)
Police man1: I CAN'T TAKE THIS (pulls out his gun and points it at Demon Girl)
BAM!
Demon Girl: (has a giant hole in her gut) YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All Police men: (tackle Sarah and take her to a home for the insane)
Meru/ Sasha/ Shantee/ Lloyd: you ok Demon Girl
Demon Girl: (turns to rest of group) I'm fine
All except Demon Girl: (throws up)
Demon Girl: (looks down to see her insides fall out) heheheheheheheh
Miranda: (faints)
Albert: (runs away)
Insides: (hit ground and start burning a hole in the ground)
Kyle: (runs around now awake trips on insides) AHHHHHHHHHHH!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!! (foot melts off and he dies)
All others: (stares)
Sasha: how?
Rose: coooooool
Shantee: how did that happen?
Demon Girl: I have acid for blood.
Sasha: O.o like Alien in the Alien movies
Lavitz: (scared shitless)
Demon Girl: (scratches head) hehehe Yeah.
5 minutes of staring
Insides: (burn through to China)
Innocent old man driving armored truck: lalalalala
Insides: (speeding though ground gaining speed)
((creepy huh))
IOMDAT: I'm so glad I bought this new truck but the only vunrable spot is the bottem. Oh well not like somethings going to come from the other side of the earth and burn through the engine.
Insides: (burst through ground and burns through the engine)
IOMDAT: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (crashes into tree)
Truck: (blows up)
Back with group
All: (stare at hole in ground)
Demon Girl: oh well didn't need those anyway
Bright light: (appears then dissappears leaving a person there)
Lavitz/ Albert/ Doel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (run away)
Person: (pounces on the three)
Demon Girl: (fixes hole) HI Freefall Insanity
Sasha: I thought it was Fifi
Demon Girl: it is...(blanks out)...FIFI (runs over to her)
Fifi: I have come for the jades and the angery man
Demon Girl: kay.... -.-.... Want some Mountian Dew?
holy music plays
Fifi: Sure! (grabs Mountain Dew) I love Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!
holy music plays
Sasha: that's strange
Doel/Lavitz/Albert: (passed out from lack of oxygen form Fifi's powerful glomp)
Dart: whats with the music each time you say Mountain Dew?
holy music plays
Meru: (drinks Mountain Dew)
Demon Girl/ Fifi/ Meru: (shine with a bright light)
Rose: um...Mountain Dew...
holy music plays
Miranda: (sweat drops)
Sasha: (drinks Mountain Dew Live Wire and glows orange)
Shana: whats so great about Mountain Dew? I think it's gross.
lightning strikes Shana a bazillion times
dust of Shana: (burns)
Kyle: (crys over Shana's ashes)
Wind: (blows Shana's ash into Kyle's eyes)
Kyle: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! The pain!!!!!!!!! (runs around screaming)
All: (ignore)
:: that was a fun chapter::