Chapter2: The argument
Disclaimer: I own nothing that sounds familiar.
A/N: All you who didn't like my story, I hate you, because I'm not sick and twisted, I wrote this story merely to make myself laugh, because I was bored. Now on with the story.
So as we know Gollum gave frodo a little bit of his manliness. Now the hobbits and the old man (Gandalf) were deciding what to do with it.
"We should just dump him in the sewer " said Pippin.
"Yeah lets just dump him in the sewer!" said Sam hopefully.
"No!!!!!!!!!!!!" protested Frodo.
"Shut up Frodo! Stop being a wimp. Stop saving it's ungrateful life!" said Sam.
"I have to be modest!" protested Frodo yet again.
"Idiot" said Merry.
Gandalf was to busy to think of the subject because he was thinking to much about himself, becoming such a powerful "WHITE WIZARD".
"Oh master don't take us to the sewers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!" Gollum was crying at Lord Frodos feet.
"So Gandalf what do you think?" asked Merry.
"Hmm? Oh yes I do agree about taking over Rohan." Gandalf didn't even know what he was talking about.
"So" began Pippin. They all turned around towards Gollum. Gollum was picking his nose at the time.
"I swear " said Sam "Someday I'll shove his finger so far up his nose he won't be able to get it out." Gollum was to busy digging for gold to hear Sam.(I laugh continuously at this also snorting.
"Maybe we should sell him as a slave." suggested Pippin.
"Nah. He'd kill his owners in their sleep." said Sam." Gollum, how do feel about doing slave labor?" Gollum was still to busy digging for gold.
"Well while we're thinking who's house should he stay at?" said Frodo.
While they were talking Gollum had snuck into Frodos room and put on his tightie whities. They were still arguing when they heard singing in Frodos room.
"Wait where's Gollum?" asked Merry. They went into Frodos room and found Gollum wearing Frodos underwear and dancing around singing "I'm wearing man panties! I'm wearing man panties!" "Gollum! What the hell are you doing?" said Frodo.
"Wearing man panties ." "Well get out of them!" "Why? Don't you think they look sexy on us?" Frodo just shook his head.
Disclaimer: I own nothing that sounds familiar.
A/N: All you who didn't like my story, I hate you, because I'm not sick and twisted, I wrote this story merely to make myself laugh, because I was bored. Now on with the story.
So as we know Gollum gave frodo a little bit of his manliness. Now the hobbits and the old man (Gandalf) were deciding what to do with it.
"We should just dump him in the sewer " said Pippin.
"Yeah lets just dump him in the sewer!" said Sam hopefully.
"No!!!!!!!!!!!!" protested Frodo.
"Shut up Frodo! Stop being a wimp. Stop saving it's ungrateful life!" said Sam.
"I have to be modest!" protested Frodo yet again.
"Idiot" said Merry.
Gandalf was to busy to think of the subject because he was thinking to much about himself, becoming such a powerful "WHITE WIZARD".
"Oh master don't take us to the sewers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!" Gollum was crying at Lord Frodos feet.
"So Gandalf what do you think?" asked Merry.
"Hmm? Oh yes I do agree about taking over Rohan." Gandalf didn't even know what he was talking about.
"So" began Pippin. They all turned around towards Gollum. Gollum was picking his nose at the time.
"I swear " said Sam "Someday I'll shove his finger so far up his nose he won't be able to get it out." Gollum was to busy digging for gold to hear Sam.(I laugh continuously at this also snorting.
"Maybe we should sell him as a slave." suggested Pippin.
"Nah. He'd kill his owners in their sleep." said Sam." Gollum, how do feel about doing slave labor?" Gollum was still to busy digging for gold.
"Well while we're thinking who's house should he stay at?" said Frodo.
While they were talking Gollum had snuck into Frodos room and put on his tightie whities. They were still arguing when they heard singing in Frodos room.
"Wait where's Gollum?" asked Merry. They went into Frodos room and found Gollum wearing Frodos underwear and dancing around singing "I'm wearing man panties! I'm wearing man panties!" "Gollum! What the hell are you doing?" said Frodo.
"Wearing man panties ." "Well get out of them!" "Why? Don't you think they look sexy on us?" Frodo just shook his head.