A/N: I DO NOT SHIP GINNY/SNAPE. Actually, I think that ship is rather sick.
This story kinda proves my point. If you truly believe Ginny and Snape
should get together (God knows why you would) don't be offended by this
story! This story is the result of too much sugar; once again (lol).This is
a one-shot, unless I get a ton of good reviews asking for another chapter.
Enjoy! And review!
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling writing fanfic??? I don't think so.
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In literature, as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. Andre Maurois
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WHAT REALLY HAPPENS
Ginny had just finished her last class of the day, Transfiguration, and was now hurrying along the corridor to the Great Hall, because that's where the food was, and she was hungry. However, her plans were soon changed. Snape came bolting up from the dungeons, red-faced and panting. He grabbed Ginny and pinned her to the wall.
"Professor, what-"
"Ginny! I was in my office when I discovered that, no matter how much I berate you and Gryffindor, I am madly in love with you, although I am 34 years your senior." And with that, he kissed her deeply.
"Professor!" He stopped kissing her. "Actually, Professor, I have just realized, although I have hated you for the past 5 books, I am also deeply in love with you. Forget all the stuff J.K. Rowling wrote about Gryffindors hating Snape. She should have something better to do with her time!" They resumed kissing, which turned to very passionate kissing. The students heading to dinner stared, but Ginny and Snape took no notice.
"Ginny, will you marry me?" said Snape, giving her a ring with a diamond the size of a baseball.
"Sure! How about tomorrow?" They resumed kissing. Then who should happen upon them but Harry, Ron, and Hermione! (Figures! says the reader. They always show up!)
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING GINNY???" screamed Ron, throwing himself at the couple and sending himself, Snape, and Ginny crashing to the floor. Harry just stared.
"But..." whispered Hermione, her eyes filling with tears. "I...I thought we were going out, Severus!"
"We broke up, Hermione," said Snape sheepishly, getting up off the floor. "I'm way too old for you, anyway. You should marry Ron, J. K. Rowling has been hinting around about it long enough as it is."
"Nooooooo!!!!" cried Hermione. "Ron is too obvious! We need to shock the world!"
"I'll go out with you, Hermione," came a deep voice. They all turned and stared—Professor Dumbledore!
"Ok!" said Hermione happily, and she bounced off to join him on their first date.
"Hey...what about me?" said Ron pouting.
"Well, I'm always available, Mudblood Lover." Enter Bellatrix
Lestrange.
"Will you buy me a pony?" said Ron.
"Certainly, Mudblood Lover—if you will hand over Harry Potter to the
Dark Lord."
"Well, ok then," replied Ron, grinning. "Anything for a pony!"
"Let's go then," laughed Bellatrix. "First to the Dark Lord's hideout
to drop off Potter, then to the pet shop."
"Yippee!" cried Ron, doing the Macarena. "I've always wanted a pony!"
Bellatrix grabbed Harry, who was still frozen in shock from when he
had seen Ginny and Snape, and dragged him out the door, with Ron
skipping after her.
"Farewell, dear brother," called Ginny, before Snape grabbed her again
and kissed her soundly.
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I laughed SO MUCH while I was writing this, and I hope you did too!
Please, please, PLEASE review and maybe I'll post a second chapter!
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling writing fanfic??? I don't think so.
- - - - - - -
In literature, as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. Andre Maurois
- - - - - - -
WHAT REALLY HAPPENS
Ginny had just finished her last class of the day, Transfiguration, and was now hurrying along the corridor to the Great Hall, because that's where the food was, and she was hungry. However, her plans were soon changed. Snape came bolting up from the dungeons, red-faced and panting. He grabbed Ginny and pinned her to the wall.
"Professor, what-"
"Ginny! I was in my office when I discovered that, no matter how much I berate you and Gryffindor, I am madly in love with you, although I am 34 years your senior." And with that, he kissed her deeply.
"Professor!" He stopped kissing her. "Actually, Professor, I have just realized, although I have hated you for the past 5 books, I am also deeply in love with you. Forget all the stuff J.K. Rowling wrote about Gryffindors hating Snape. She should have something better to do with her time!" They resumed kissing, which turned to very passionate kissing. The students heading to dinner stared, but Ginny and Snape took no notice.
"Ginny, will you marry me?" said Snape, giving her a ring with a diamond the size of a baseball.
"Sure! How about tomorrow?" They resumed kissing. Then who should happen upon them but Harry, Ron, and Hermione! (Figures! says the reader. They always show up!)
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING GINNY???" screamed Ron, throwing himself at the couple and sending himself, Snape, and Ginny crashing to the floor. Harry just stared.
"But..." whispered Hermione, her eyes filling with tears. "I...I thought we were going out, Severus!"
"We broke up, Hermione," said Snape sheepishly, getting up off the floor. "I'm way too old for you, anyway. You should marry Ron, J. K. Rowling has been hinting around about it long enough as it is."
"Nooooooo!!!!" cried Hermione. "Ron is too obvious! We need to shock the world!"
"I'll go out with you, Hermione," came a deep voice. They all turned and stared—Professor Dumbledore!
"Ok!" said Hermione happily, and she bounced off to join him on their first date.
"Hey...what about me?" said Ron pouting.
"Well, I'm always available, Mudblood Lover." Enter Bellatrix
Lestrange.
"Will you buy me a pony?" said Ron.
"Certainly, Mudblood Lover—if you will hand over Harry Potter to the
Dark Lord."
"Well, ok then," replied Ron, grinning. "Anything for a pony!"
"Let's go then," laughed Bellatrix. "First to the Dark Lord's hideout
to drop off Potter, then to the pet shop."
"Yippee!" cried Ron, doing the Macarena. "I've always wanted a pony!"
Bellatrix grabbed Harry, who was still frozen in shock from when he
had seen Ginny and Snape, and dragged him out the door, with Ron
skipping after her.
"Farewell, dear brother," called Ginny, before Snape grabbed her again
and kissed her soundly.
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I laughed SO MUCH while I was writing this, and I hope you did too!
Please, please, PLEASE review and maybe I'll post a second chapter!