U.G.L.Y by SugacoatedCherries and Angel-Shellz

Disclaimer: SugacoatedCherries does not own Kingdom Hearts and any of the characters except for the made-up ones and the plot of this story!

Sorry if this is short. I know the wait was not worth it but I'll fix it up later. I have a portrait to paint!

Chapter 2: 1 more week and counting!

Keyblademaster: hey! is dis kairi?

PrincessofHeart: yea. is dis sora?

Keyblademaster: no. sora went 2 get a drink. I'm his sister taimai...

PrincessofHeart: oh...s'rry. Hi. Hou did u noe my name?

Keyblademaster: i figured dat u woud eventually show up on hiz msn...

PrincessofHeart: yea but hou did u noe dat I would eventually show up on hiz msn contactz?

Keyblademaster: o um...well...he talks about u loads...

PrincessofHeart: ... blushes

Keyblademaster: hehehe...I bet ur da perfect lil gurl 4 sora!

PrincessofHeart: yea thanx loads

Keyblademaster: hey Kairi!

PrincessofHeart: hou dis? sora or taimai?

Keyblademaster: sora

PrincessofHeart: o...hey

Keyblademaster: u disappointed 2 c me?

PrincessofHeart: NO! hehe...i wuz juz talkin' 2 ur sista. shez nice!

Keyblademaster: who? my sista? naw way! she ain't nice all!

PrincessofHeart: lolz. she iz nice she waz so polite 2 me...

Keyblademaster: my sista? Polite? R u kiddn me???

PrincessofHeart: she IZ nice!

PrincessofHeart: sora...lets c if we can git Riku online!

A little window popped up and it has been invited to join your conversation.

PrincessofHeart: u beat me 2 it!

Lookingoodprindark: hey wuz up?

Keyblademaster: well y dun u juz ask us how were doin first?

Lookingoodprindark: hey wuz shakin? how goin?

PrincessofHeart: lol

Keyblademaster: oh I g2g coz itz tym 4 tucka! mannnnnnnn... I'm starved!

Lookingoodprindark: ur always hungry sora!

PrincessofHeart: bi bi sora!

Keyblademaster: (kisses kairi'z cheek) bi (kisses riku'z cheek) lub ya lotz! (A/N: This is representing one of my fave authors, Lvkishugs! U got lotza talent gurl!)

Lookingoodprindark: ewww...dog slobber

PrincessofHeart: :$ bi sora!

Keyblademaster: bi! ttyl!

Keyblademaster has left the conversation.

PrincessofHeart: hospital food rox! I'm starved too! bi riku!

PrincessofHeart has left the conversation.

Riku's POV

I sat there and stared at my screen.

Lookingoodprindark: wat about me???

A window appeared:

Lookingoodprindark (signing out)

I sighed and turned off my computer. 'Damn they left without me...I need a hug...'

Normal POV

Riku sat on his bed and hugged his knees.

"I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me! My problems have all gone, there's no one to DERIDE me! But cha gotta have FRIENDS!"

Riku's mom banged hard on his door.

"RIKU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT WATCHING SHREK? NOW YOU SOUND LIKE DONKEY! SHUT UP COZ YOU'RE GIVIN' ME A HEADACHE!" she roared.

Riku fell off the bed, landing on his head, his mom jumped in, said that he sinned, and before they knew it he was dead! (A/N: J/K!!! I juz wanted to fool around for a bit. I gotta stop soon so this will be short. I'll fix it up later!)

Riku sat up and rubbed his head.

"Riku! My poor tinky winky poopie! Is my widdle baby okay?" cooed his mom.

Riku sniffed and began to cry.

"WAAHHAHAHHAHA!"

"Oh! No no no no no! My poor widdle tinky winky wiku poop! C'mon my widdle butter pumpkin! Mommy will make you some papou fruit juice.

"Um...mommy?"

"Yes, little cupcake?"

"I don't want a papou fruit juice! I want pizza pockets!"

"Okay mommy will make my widdle tinky winky wiku poopie some poopie sized pizza pockets!"

"YAY!" he squealed, jumping on his bed.

"C'mon, lets go make some together!"

"Yay! Then we can all hold hands and sing happy songs and praise the lord for pizza pockets!"

"Good idea munchkin...hmmm...where did I put my oven?"

Endnotes

Sorry if this is short. I'll update this chappie again coz it sucked. By the way, if I don't update in over 7 months then flames are gladly accepted (constructive criticism is much better though!) ONLY 7 months! Please review.

PIZZA POCKETS RULE! Mmm...I'm starving...

Pizza pockets are little baked buns of bread, stuffed with melted mozzarella, a tomato sauce lining and all the basic pizza stuff with extra! When you bite into it, the flavour just melts in your mouth. Oh I'm dying for one right now!

Suga's Shout-outs:

Lvkishugs: Thanks a lot for the lovely review! Lub ya lotz!

Zanisha: ! Lol, I like the parodies too!

Starling: Sorry if it is going too fast, I'll try to slow down!

I DO NOT OWN DBZ: Truly, I don't either, your name says it all! And no...please don't do that...it will give me a ginormous headache...but that could be a good motivation technique! C'mon people, motivate me!

FFFFsephyChiBi: U enjoyed it? That's great! More reviews please! (hold out hands)

The Shadow of Sora: Thank you lots for the great review!

Lithe (and Zanisha): Sorry if it is confusing. I'll try to clear it up if ya help me! I'm only a baby! (Crawls on the floor and sits down to suck her thumb)