This is a slight AU (Alternate Universe) from the third book, basically
because the fairies decide not to mind-wipe him. This is a Harry Potter
crossover with Artemis Fowl. I'm sorry if I made Artemis seem like an OOC.
Oh yeah, and I don't own Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl. I only own the HP
movies, books, and the Artemis Fowl Trilogy. They belong to either JK
Rowling or Eoin Colfer.
Chapter Two
The Dursleys just stared at Artemis. Artemis stared back. The Dursleys were surprised at the resemblance between Harry and Artemis, and Artemis was surprised at how..utterly unattractive they looked. He had thought for sure that Petunia would have at least some of the Evan family looks, but he was completely mistaken. Holly was right; the only one there who had any resemblance to the Evans family was Harry Potter (eyes).
"Well, follow me. Unless of course you wish to sleep outside in the corridor," Artemis turned on his heel. He didn't care if they were following him or not. It didn't matter anyway. The guest rooms were on the same floor as his room, which was where he was going anyway. They went up two flights of stairs with Artemis pointing things out like: "This is a bathroom," or "This is the Dining Room," or "You may not enter this room, it's off limits," When they finally reached the third floor, Artemis gestured at three doors down the hall from his own.
"This," Artemis pointed at the room at the very end of the hall, "is your room, Mr. and Mrs. Dursley," Artemis then handed them the key.
"This," Artemis pointed to a door about three rooms away from his, "is your room Dudley," Artemis then proceeded to had Dudley the key.
"And, this is your room Harry," Artemis pointed to the room opposite his, and handed him the key.
"All of you are to be present at dinner at 6:00 sharp tonight for dinner. You don't have to dress formally, but, don't wear shorts, jeans, or sneakers to dinner. (A/N: You know, this sounds like a hotel and the dress codes you have to follow if you want to eat somewhere, etc) Dinner will be held in the Dining Room," Dudley and his parents took that as their cue to leave, but Harry stayed behind. Artemis arched an eyebrow at him.
"I just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday, and give you you're birthday present," Harry suddenly seemed to find the floor very interesting. (A/N: No, there will be no Harry/Artemis in this story.) "Only, I'm not sure if you'll take this the right way.." Harry looked very uncertain. (A/N: No, get your head outta the gutter. There will be no relationships in this story!)
"We'll, what is it," Artemis was getting a bit impatient. Could he get any shier? Harry pulled a wrapped gift from out of his trunk, and handed it to Artemis.
"Well, go on, open it." Artemis did just that. Inside, Artemis found a marble chess board and pieces. Artemis didn't really see what was so special about it. It was just a chess board and pieces, a nice chess board and pieces, but only that.
"Thanks," Artemis said.
"..That's not just a chess board. It's bewitched," Harry said matter- of-factly. Artemis blinked. Bewitched? Was Harry trying to play him for a fool, or was he being sincere. Artemis looked at Harry, examining him to see if he could find any dishonesty. He found none. Artemis looked at the chess set again, sighed and then said, "Harry, follow me," Artemis then pulled a key out of his pocket, unlocked his door, and stepped inside. Harry followed.
"Now, just what did you mean when you said 'bewitched'? Artemis questioned, and then examined Harry's body language to see if he lied.
"Oh, you mean you don't know?" Harry asked, shocked. He had been almost certain that this boy and his parents knew what he was. Then again, almost wasn't certain.
"No, is it something I should be aware of?" Artemis asked cautiously. His family had many enemies; family members, especially obscure ones could turn on you.
"Well, it all started before I was born with a boy of sixteen named Tom Marvolo Riddle.." When Harry finished, Artemis was shocked. He didn't know that witches, wizards, werewolves, and/or any of other magical creatures had existed besides the creatures that lived in Haven and the Underground. Harry looked very nervous.
"Well, this is shocking.amazing though.Harry why are you so tense?" Artemis was beginning to doubt the story's credibility
"You aren't ashamed to have a wizard in the family, are you?" Harry asked timidly.
"No, I'm a bit suspicious, but if it's true, I'm not ashamed. Now, show me some evidence that all this is true, and you didn't really get that scar from a car crash," Artemis demanded.
"Well, I can't do magic outside of Hogwarts until we graduate, I can, however show you some books and objects," Harry offered. Before Artemis had a chance to respond, Harry opened up his magically expanded suitcase, and took out several books, his wizard money and invisibility cloak. Harry decided to show off the cloak first.
"This is an invisibility cloak. Watch," with that as the only warning, Harry disappeared from sight. Artemis just stared at the spot where he last saw Harry. Well, I guess it's all true. Everything Harry Potter said was true. Artemis thought. With that he whipped out a modified LEP helmet and put it on. He automatically saw Harry sitting in the computer chair, smirking.
"Harry, could you please take off that cloak. I know that you are sitting on the chair near the computer," Harry took of the cloak and looked shocked.
"How did you know where I was?" Harry asked, shocked.
"It's quire simple, this is fairy technology,"
"Fairy?" Harry asked bewildered.
"Yeah, I'm sure you've learned of fairies at Hagworts,"
"Hogwarts, and yes we've learned of them. They're mainly used of decoration during wizard parties. They come in several different colors," was Harry's response. Artemis looked at him like he was nuts.
"Harry, fairies are humanoid creatures that stand at about three feet. They have futuristic technology, such as this helmet. They were forced underground by us humans. They now live in Haven, which is underground. Other creatures such as goblins, dwarfs, elves, swear toads, and gnomes lived there too," Artemis explained.
"What?! I never knew that! Look at my book!" Harry cried, flipping through a book entitled Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by Newt Scamander. Used as ornamental lights?! That's insulting! Artemis thought.
"Well Harry, I guess there are two types of fairies then. The ones I know of, and the ones you do,"
"I guess that makes sense," Harry replied.
"Well, now that we've explained our pasts to each other, you should get ready for dinner," ____________________________________________________________________________ _________ Artemis sounds like Harry's father or something. God. I swear, I didn't mean to do that! ____________________________________________________________________________ _________
Chapter Two
The Dursleys just stared at Artemis. Artemis stared back. The Dursleys were surprised at the resemblance between Harry and Artemis, and Artemis was surprised at how..utterly unattractive they looked. He had thought for sure that Petunia would have at least some of the Evan family looks, but he was completely mistaken. Holly was right; the only one there who had any resemblance to the Evans family was Harry Potter (eyes).
"Well, follow me. Unless of course you wish to sleep outside in the corridor," Artemis turned on his heel. He didn't care if they were following him or not. It didn't matter anyway. The guest rooms were on the same floor as his room, which was where he was going anyway. They went up two flights of stairs with Artemis pointing things out like: "This is a bathroom," or "This is the Dining Room," or "You may not enter this room, it's off limits," When they finally reached the third floor, Artemis gestured at three doors down the hall from his own.
"This," Artemis pointed at the room at the very end of the hall, "is your room, Mr. and Mrs. Dursley," Artemis then handed them the key.
"This," Artemis pointed to a door about three rooms away from his, "is your room Dudley," Artemis then proceeded to had Dudley the key.
"And, this is your room Harry," Artemis pointed to the room opposite his, and handed him the key.
"All of you are to be present at dinner at 6:00 sharp tonight for dinner. You don't have to dress formally, but, don't wear shorts, jeans, or sneakers to dinner. (A/N: You know, this sounds like a hotel and the dress codes you have to follow if you want to eat somewhere, etc) Dinner will be held in the Dining Room," Dudley and his parents took that as their cue to leave, but Harry stayed behind. Artemis arched an eyebrow at him.
"I just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday, and give you you're birthday present," Harry suddenly seemed to find the floor very interesting. (A/N: No, there will be no Harry/Artemis in this story.) "Only, I'm not sure if you'll take this the right way.." Harry looked very uncertain. (A/N: No, get your head outta the gutter. There will be no relationships in this story!)
"We'll, what is it," Artemis was getting a bit impatient. Could he get any shier? Harry pulled a wrapped gift from out of his trunk, and handed it to Artemis.
"Well, go on, open it." Artemis did just that. Inside, Artemis found a marble chess board and pieces. Artemis didn't really see what was so special about it. It was just a chess board and pieces, a nice chess board and pieces, but only that.
"Thanks," Artemis said.
"..That's not just a chess board. It's bewitched," Harry said matter- of-factly. Artemis blinked. Bewitched? Was Harry trying to play him for a fool, or was he being sincere. Artemis looked at Harry, examining him to see if he could find any dishonesty. He found none. Artemis looked at the chess set again, sighed and then said, "Harry, follow me," Artemis then pulled a key out of his pocket, unlocked his door, and stepped inside. Harry followed.
"Now, just what did you mean when you said 'bewitched'? Artemis questioned, and then examined Harry's body language to see if he lied.
"Oh, you mean you don't know?" Harry asked, shocked. He had been almost certain that this boy and his parents knew what he was. Then again, almost wasn't certain.
"No, is it something I should be aware of?" Artemis asked cautiously. His family had many enemies; family members, especially obscure ones could turn on you.
"Well, it all started before I was born with a boy of sixteen named Tom Marvolo Riddle.." When Harry finished, Artemis was shocked. He didn't know that witches, wizards, werewolves, and/or any of other magical creatures had existed besides the creatures that lived in Haven and the Underground. Harry looked very nervous.
"Well, this is shocking.amazing though.Harry why are you so tense?" Artemis was beginning to doubt the story's credibility
"You aren't ashamed to have a wizard in the family, are you?" Harry asked timidly.
"No, I'm a bit suspicious, but if it's true, I'm not ashamed. Now, show me some evidence that all this is true, and you didn't really get that scar from a car crash," Artemis demanded.
"Well, I can't do magic outside of Hogwarts until we graduate, I can, however show you some books and objects," Harry offered. Before Artemis had a chance to respond, Harry opened up his magically expanded suitcase, and took out several books, his wizard money and invisibility cloak. Harry decided to show off the cloak first.
"This is an invisibility cloak. Watch," with that as the only warning, Harry disappeared from sight. Artemis just stared at the spot where he last saw Harry. Well, I guess it's all true. Everything Harry Potter said was true. Artemis thought. With that he whipped out a modified LEP helmet and put it on. He automatically saw Harry sitting in the computer chair, smirking.
"Harry, could you please take off that cloak. I know that you are sitting on the chair near the computer," Harry took of the cloak and looked shocked.
"How did you know where I was?" Harry asked, shocked.
"It's quire simple, this is fairy technology,"
"Fairy?" Harry asked bewildered.
"Yeah, I'm sure you've learned of fairies at Hagworts,"
"Hogwarts, and yes we've learned of them. They're mainly used of decoration during wizard parties. They come in several different colors," was Harry's response. Artemis looked at him like he was nuts.
"Harry, fairies are humanoid creatures that stand at about three feet. They have futuristic technology, such as this helmet. They were forced underground by us humans. They now live in Haven, which is underground. Other creatures such as goblins, dwarfs, elves, swear toads, and gnomes lived there too," Artemis explained.
"What?! I never knew that! Look at my book!" Harry cried, flipping through a book entitled Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by Newt Scamander. Used as ornamental lights?! That's insulting! Artemis thought.
"Well Harry, I guess there are two types of fairies then. The ones I know of, and the ones you do,"
"I guess that makes sense," Harry replied.
"Well, now that we've explained our pasts to each other, you should get ready for dinner," ____________________________________________________________________________ _________ Artemis sounds like Harry's father or something. God. I swear, I didn't mean to do that! ____________________________________________________________________________ _________