Disclaimer: Megaman doesn't belong to me and if you think it does, I'll sic my super-evil bunny on you!!
Author's Note: This is a collaboration between Ilei and me. (Yes I know that not all of the facts line up, but considering the fact that I didn't even know about Megaman until this year, please try to be nice to it, okay?) She wrote most of the story because she's obsessed with Megaman. (If any of you liked my first story at all, tell me and I'll consider asking my parents to get the computer fixed. (It won't let me upload chapters and I KNOW that it sucked but I am duty-bound to finish it.)
(Ilei) Actually, what happened was that I blackmailed her. giggles and runs away from Arethea
Chapter One-
Proto is Pickles, Mega is Cream
Dr. Light sighed as he watched his two robotic "sons" wrestle in the yard. I cannot quite comprehend why those two haven't killed each other yet, being as different as they are, he thought, Not, of course that I want that to happen. But the dissimilarities of their personalities are absolutely astounding considering that I built both of them...Protoman is so much of a loner, and has such a cold disposition to outsiders but Megaman is more of a happy-go-lucky person and, as much as I hate to admit it, a LITTLE too trusting. In fact, even Roll is too obsessed with cleaning. It's very interesting how humanlike they are. Suddenly, a blue blur flew by with something yellow, with a red and gray shape in hot pursuit. The two racers dashed about the house, only stopping when the blue blur (Megaman) knocked over Dr. Light. "Oops!! Sorry Papa!!! I didn't see you and.." Megaman didn't have enough time to finish his last sentence as Protoman tackled him with a battle cry: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Mega (man) didn't even have enough time to breathe as Protoman and he engaged in a wrestling match against one another for the yellow article in Megaman's hand: Proto's prized scarf. After about twelve minutes of kicking, punching and (OO;;) merciless tickling, the fight was over, and guess who won? "Hah!!" hollered Proto. "Now you, Megaman, must submit to the most horrible torture in the world: getting tickled horribly and relentlessly for twenty minutes because you stole my scarf!!"
Mega gasped in horror, then raised his arms as a shield and started yelling. " Proto,.. HAHAHA!!, please don't...HEEEHEEE... tickle me...AAAHHAAHAA...anymore!! I...EEHEHEEE...acknowledge.. OHAHAHAAA... your absolute superiority...HEEEEHEE...over me!!!"
At this the hail of tickling stopped. Protoman grinned evilly and said, "I thought you might feel that way. Now, how about doing all of my chores while I'm here and I promise to not tickle you in any fashion until I come back."
Mega, of course, started to protest until Protoman raised his hand again, ready for more tickling. Then he wisely surrendered, seeing he was in an 'only lose' situation. Unluckily for Protoman though, Roll had come in and was stealthily creeping up behind him. Megaman had seen her, but not being disposed to help him, kept silent.
"Aaaargh!! Let go of me!!" was all Proto could say as Roll tackled him and started tickling furiously. "See how you like your own medicine!!" Roll hollered over Protoman's loud entreaties for mercy. She only stopped when Proto gasped out, "All right!! ALL RIGHT!!!!! You win. Mega," he said, "you don't have to do my chores while I'm here." Then, seeing Roll make a 'go on' motion with her hands, added, "And I promise I still won't tickle you at all."
At the last sentence, Roll got up from her brother's chest, where she had been kneeling, trapping him against the floor. Light sighed. Justice had been restored in the usual family fashion.