Disclaimer: I don't make a habit of owning things, mainly I rent, borrow, or resort to alternative measures.ahem In short, I don't own BtVS, or anything related to it, blablabla.
Summary: Andrew; he is our resident drama queen. Live through him as he goes through daring adventures saving the world in an AU Sunnydale with the other White Hats.
Author's Note: I came up with this while watching 'Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen', and I realized "Wow. Andrew is such a DRAMA QUEEN!" I've always loved his moments of exposition, and decided to take my hand at writing some. R&R please cause if you don't, I have no idea whether or not you're actually reading this. That little line of random symbols is a break, it wouldn't do symbols. Enjoy!
Andrew, You're Such a Drama Queen!
Chapter 1: Defenders of the Helpless and Innocent
I am a man, a man plagued by a dark secret. A secret held by few, and unknown by many. For you see, myself and a few others, we are a band of misfits, chosen by destiny to fulfill a purpose. That purpose is-
"ANDREW!! BREAKFAST IS READY!!"
That's my mom. She's cool. She's nice to all my friends, makes great lasagna, and let's me stay out real late on weeknights.
"OKAY MOM! I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN!"
Anyways, as I was saying, we have a duty, a duty to eradicate the world of evil. We mighty few combat the forces of darkness and eliminate threats to the helpless innocent souls of the populace. We are defenders, always prepared to-
RING! RING!
"Hello?"
"Andrew? Hey, its Amy. Are you bringing the Krispy Kremes to the White Hat meeting tonight?"
"Yep! You can count on me to bring the nourishment needed for tonight to aid us in our battle against evil!"
"sigh You're such a drama queen, Andrew." She laughs. "See ya at school!"
"Bye Amy!" I hang up.
I have to buy the donuts tonight. We have a schedule! I devised the system all by myself. I'm so clever. I should go eat breakfast now, Poptarts are no good when they're cold.
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First chapter, kinda short, but testing my ground. If I get a good response, I may continue. How's THAT for review bait?! HAH! Get reviewing, or I'll never write again! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!