Konichi wa, everyone! Well, I got so many reviews, I decided to update a little early.
I noticed alot of people didn't like the fact that the chapters were quite short, and I just wanted to say sorry - I do alot of stuff on other sites, and I'm trying my best to make as long as I can - but I'll try harder.
Anyway, on to the chapter!
Disclaimer: Nope. Still don't own it. -sniff-
One more thing..I give credit to Sora the Taske, for giving me some ideas on toturing Kikyo, they were very good - so I decided to use most them. -hugs- Thanks, Taske!
Of course, I'll be using some pranks of my own, too.
Chapter 7 - Payback has a name
Kagome supressed a chuckle as she walked upon Kikyo's lawn, her eyes glowing with excitement as she held a bag of clothes in her hand.
Tell me who you think you see
'It's time.'
Looks can be decieving
'.'.'.'
Sesshoumaru stood in Kikyo's back yard, a very HUGE box behind him, a rare smile crossing his perfect features.
You think I'm so predictable
'That wench is going to pay, dearly.'
Better guess again
'.'.'.'
Sango stood on the side of the mansion (Yes, she lives in a mansion!), right above a window, holding a jar of honey in one hand, and a bottle of pink hair dye in the other.
She looked at her watch, and giggled quietly, waisting no time climbing through the window.
Tell me what you see
'I'm glad I took part in this. This is going to be great!!'
When you look at me
'.'.'.'
RIIIING!
Kikyo lazily opened her eyes, and sloppily turned off the alarm clock, knocking it to the floor in the process.
But you stay with a homeless guy
She got out of bed and headed straight for the bathroom, and grabbed for the hair brush, only to notice it's not there.
'I left it right here last night..' She thought, yawning. 'Oh well, I'll look for it when I get up.'
Thinkin' he's gonna wanna start a fight
She undressed from her crimson night gown trimmed in black and got in the shower.
Never judge a book by its cover
She sleepily grabbed the shampoo, and put some in her hair, and hummed.
After about 15 minutes (after adding conditioner, of course), she got out of the shower, wrapped a towel around herself.
She smirked. 'With the way I'm smelling, I'll score twice as many men today.' Or atleast that's what she thought..
'.'.'.'
Sesshoumaru, Sango, and Kagome fled from the mansion, and ran a few blocks down, before falling into a fit of laughter. Except for Sesshoumaru, who's face was pricelss as he held in his laughter.
God, who wouldn't? They were going to savor the moment all day, and cherish it for the rest of their lives!
"Oh god!!" Kagome said in between laughter. "This is..going to..be.."
"AWSOME!" Sango finished, laughing as hard as Kagome.
They looked at Sesshoumaru, whos lip was trembling with resistance.
When he noticed the girls looking at him, he tried to glare at them, but just ended up looking psychotic. Glaring and biting back laughter just didn't mix!
This made Sango and Kagome break into more uncontrollable fits of laughter.
'.'.'.'
'Damn,' Kikyo cursed, 'I still can't find that hair brush.'
She shrugged it off, and decided to forget about the hairbrush for now and go get dressed.
She opened her closet, and gasped. All of her clothes, were gone! Every skirt, tanktop, shirt, everything! Gone..Except for some clothes in the very back.
Kikyo squinted, and walked up to them - and screamed in terror.
It was a pink sweat shirt with bunnies printed on it, and yellow, fuzzy pants with ducks.
"NO!" Kikyo screamed. She dug through her dressers, under her bed, heck! She even looked in her basement! All gone.
Kikyo growled, and, having no choice, slipped on the horrid clothes.
'Oh well.' She thought, 'With all the makeup I have, I'll still look sexy.'
She went back into the bath room to do put on her accessories. You know, do her hair, put on make up, lipgloss, all that other crap.
Kikyo's jaw dropped. All of her makeup in her bathroom was gone, too!
"THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!" She yelled out in frustration.
She was about to leave the bathroom, when she saw her reflection - and let out a blood curdling scream!
Her hair was pink!!
"WHAT'S GOING ON!" Kikyo screamed, clutching her hair, stopping her feet in spoiled manner. "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR!?"
She froze, noticing her hair was shockingly sticky.
Kikyo drew her hands from her hair, and smelled them. 'Honey.'
She rushed over to the bath tub, and grabbed the two bottles she had used to wash her hair - honey and pink hair dye was inside, what she thought at first was, conditioner and shampoo.
Kikyo's jaw dropped, and immediately knew who had pulled such a stunt. 'Higurashi and Intaisho must of done this.'
'Should I stay home?' She pondered, and shook her head. 'No, then those two would tell the entire student body I, the playgirl of the school, was showed up. I will NOT let that happen!'
Not bothering to look for anything to hide her embarrassing looks, knowing they had already been cleared out of the house, she reluctently grabbed her backpack and her purse, and headed outside to school, deciding to take every alley she saw to school to avoid being seen.
'.'.'.'
Kagome, Sango, and Sesshoumaru stood infront of the school, waiting for Kikyo to arrive. They weren't even near done embarrassing her!
Kikyo moped out from behind an alley, a look of pure hate flashing in her eyes as she saw the trio. She immediately stomped up to them, eyeing each of them angerly. Her hair was now frizzled up, and tangled in every possible way - and, by the looks of it, would be impossible to untangle.
"My, what happened to you, wench?" Sesshoumaru said, forcing Kagome and Sango to bite back giggles.
"What happened to me!?" She hissed, "I think YOU THREE should know of all people!!"
Suddenly, there was a flash like the sound of a camera going off, and Kikyo gasped and turned to see Miroku, grinning from ear to ear as his camera spit out a picture into his hands.
He fleed into the school before Kikyo could get to him. "I'm sure the school news paper'll get a kick out of this!!" He laughed, flashing another smile before disappearing from view.
Kikyo turned back to Sango, Sesshoumaru, and Kagome angerly. "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS! Especially," She pointed to Kagome, "You, Higurashi!"
Kagome put on an fake smile, and cocked her head curiously, "Who, me?"
Kikyo glared at the girl. If looks could kill, Kagome would be 6 feet under! "Trust me, you won't get away with this!" She then stormed into the school, ignoring the laughter and looks she was getting from her peers.
Though, the people that laughed the hardest were, naturally, Kagome, Sango, and even Sesshoumaru - after all, they were the ones that caused the whole catastrophe - and they were savoring every moment of it!
Sesshoumaru, unknown to everyone else, eyed the laughing Kagome - shocked at how the girl could come up with such a stunt.
She definately wasn't the frail, shy, slightly stupid girl he thought she was - and for her cunning plot, he respected her a little bit more than he had before.
It wasn't like she had more ingenious plots like that, was it?
Though, even the great Sesshoumaru could be wrong sometimes...
'.'.'.'
Well, there you have it! Revenge on Kikyo part one is finished! I hope you enjoyed the amusement as much as I did..hehe..;) Anyway, please review!
I noticed alot of people didn't like the fact that the chapters were quite short, and I just wanted to say sorry - I do alot of stuff on other sites, and I'm trying my best to make as long as I can - but I'll try harder.
Anyway, on to the chapter!
Disclaimer: Nope. Still don't own it. -sniff-
One more thing..I give credit to Sora the Taske, for giving me some ideas on toturing Kikyo, they were very good - so I decided to use most them. -hugs- Thanks, Taske!
Of course, I'll be using some pranks of my own, too.
Chapter 7 - Payback has a name
Kagome supressed a chuckle as she walked upon Kikyo's lawn, her eyes glowing with excitement as she held a bag of clothes in her hand.
Tell me who you think you see
'It's time.'
Looks can be decieving
'.'.'.'
Sesshoumaru stood in Kikyo's back yard, a very HUGE box behind him, a rare smile crossing his perfect features.
You think I'm so predictable
'That wench is going to pay, dearly.'
Better guess again
'.'.'.'
Sango stood on the side of the mansion (Yes, she lives in a mansion!), right above a window, holding a jar of honey in one hand, and a bottle of pink hair dye in the other.
She looked at her watch, and giggled quietly, waisting no time climbing through the window.
Tell me what you see
'I'm glad I took part in this. This is going to be great!!'
When you look at me
'.'.'.'
RIIIING!
Kikyo lazily opened her eyes, and sloppily turned off the alarm clock, knocking it to the floor in the process.
But you stay with a homeless guy
She got out of bed and headed straight for the bathroom, and grabbed for the hair brush, only to notice it's not there.
'I left it right here last night..' She thought, yawning. 'Oh well, I'll look for it when I get up.'
Thinkin' he's gonna wanna start a fight
She undressed from her crimson night gown trimmed in black and got in the shower.
Never judge a book by its cover
She sleepily grabbed the shampoo, and put some in her hair, and hummed.
After about 15 minutes (after adding conditioner, of course), she got out of the shower, wrapped a towel around herself.
She smirked. 'With the way I'm smelling, I'll score twice as many men today.' Or atleast that's what she thought..
'.'.'.'
Sesshoumaru, Sango, and Kagome fled from the mansion, and ran a few blocks down, before falling into a fit of laughter. Except for Sesshoumaru, who's face was pricelss as he held in his laughter.
God, who wouldn't? They were going to savor the moment all day, and cherish it for the rest of their lives!
"Oh god!!" Kagome said in between laughter. "This is..going to..be.."
"AWSOME!" Sango finished, laughing as hard as Kagome.
They looked at Sesshoumaru, whos lip was trembling with resistance.
When he noticed the girls looking at him, he tried to glare at them, but just ended up looking psychotic. Glaring and biting back laughter just didn't mix!
This made Sango and Kagome break into more uncontrollable fits of laughter.
'.'.'.'
'Damn,' Kikyo cursed, 'I still can't find that hair brush.'
She shrugged it off, and decided to forget about the hairbrush for now and go get dressed.
She opened her closet, and gasped. All of her clothes, were gone! Every skirt, tanktop, shirt, everything! Gone..Except for some clothes in the very back.
Kikyo squinted, and walked up to them - and screamed in terror.
It was a pink sweat shirt with bunnies printed on it, and yellow, fuzzy pants with ducks.
"NO!" Kikyo screamed. She dug through her dressers, under her bed, heck! She even looked in her basement! All gone.
Kikyo growled, and, having no choice, slipped on the horrid clothes.
'Oh well.' She thought, 'With all the makeup I have, I'll still look sexy.'
She went back into the bath room to do put on her accessories. You know, do her hair, put on make up, lipgloss, all that other crap.
Kikyo's jaw dropped. All of her makeup in her bathroom was gone, too!
"THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!" She yelled out in frustration.
She was about to leave the bathroom, when she saw her reflection - and let out a blood curdling scream!
Her hair was pink!!
"WHAT'S GOING ON!" Kikyo screamed, clutching her hair, stopping her feet in spoiled manner. "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR!?"
She froze, noticing her hair was shockingly sticky.
Kikyo drew her hands from her hair, and smelled them. 'Honey.'
She rushed over to the bath tub, and grabbed the two bottles she had used to wash her hair - honey and pink hair dye was inside, what she thought at first was, conditioner and shampoo.
Kikyo's jaw dropped, and immediately knew who had pulled such a stunt. 'Higurashi and Intaisho must of done this.'
'Should I stay home?' She pondered, and shook her head. 'No, then those two would tell the entire student body I, the playgirl of the school, was showed up. I will NOT let that happen!'
Not bothering to look for anything to hide her embarrassing looks, knowing they had already been cleared out of the house, she reluctently grabbed her backpack and her purse, and headed outside to school, deciding to take every alley she saw to school to avoid being seen.
'.'.'.'
Kagome, Sango, and Sesshoumaru stood infront of the school, waiting for Kikyo to arrive. They weren't even near done embarrassing her!
Kikyo moped out from behind an alley, a look of pure hate flashing in her eyes as she saw the trio. She immediately stomped up to them, eyeing each of them angerly. Her hair was now frizzled up, and tangled in every possible way - and, by the looks of it, would be impossible to untangle.
"My, what happened to you, wench?" Sesshoumaru said, forcing Kagome and Sango to bite back giggles.
"What happened to me!?" She hissed, "I think YOU THREE should know of all people!!"
Suddenly, there was a flash like the sound of a camera going off, and Kikyo gasped and turned to see Miroku, grinning from ear to ear as his camera spit out a picture into his hands.
He fleed into the school before Kikyo could get to him. "I'm sure the school news paper'll get a kick out of this!!" He laughed, flashing another smile before disappearing from view.
Kikyo turned back to Sango, Sesshoumaru, and Kagome angerly. "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS! Especially," She pointed to Kagome, "You, Higurashi!"
Kagome put on an fake smile, and cocked her head curiously, "Who, me?"
Kikyo glared at the girl. If looks could kill, Kagome would be 6 feet under! "Trust me, you won't get away with this!" She then stormed into the school, ignoring the laughter and looks she was getting from her peers.
Though, the people that laughed the hardest were, naturally, Kagome, Sango, and even Sesshoumaru - after all, they were the ones that caused the whole catastrophe - and they were savoring every moment of it!
Sesshoumaru, unknown to everyone else, eyed the laughing Kagome - shocked at how the girl could come up with such a stunt.
She definately wasn't the frail, shy, slightly stupid girl he thought she was - and for her cunning plot, he respected her a little bit more than he had before.
It wasn't like she had more ingenious plots like that, was it?
Though, even the great Sesshoumaru could be wrong sometimes...
'.'.'.'
Well, there you have it! Revenge on Kikyo part one is finished! I hope you enjoyed the amusement as much as I did..hehe..;) Anyway, please review!