::This has to be the worst trend ever.:: Ellie thought to herself during English class.
::And I can't believe that I'm part of it.:: Ellie sighed as she adjusted her striped armsocks over her fishnet shirt. She wished she had a mirror to make sure that her eyeliner was smudged to perfection. Yup, if anyone didn't follow trends, it would have to be Ellie Nash. Or maybe Liberty. But even if Liberty did it's not like anyone would care. But even Liberty was in on this trend. This disgusting, grotesque trend that had spread through the female students at Degrassi Community school like crabs at a Garth Brooks concert in Alabama. No one knew how the trend got started. Well, they knew how it got started, but no one knows who the first was. And at this point in the run of the trend it didn't matter. It only mattered that you are part of the trend. This trend must be pretty gnarly if Degrassi outcasts Ashley Kerwin and Ellie Nash are part of it. Ellie sighed again. As much as she hated the preppies, it felt good to be part of something.
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Craig Manning was swabbing his ears like there was Judgement Day was upon him and the only thing people would really be judged by was the cleanliness of their ears.
"Hey Crag-man, what are you doing? Making sure your brain is still in there?" asked Spinner.
"Yes Spinner, I'm making sure my brain is still in here. Because there's the chance that it fell out and if that's the case then I want to be sure now so I can replace it before I start acting like you," retorted Craig.
"Ooooh!!! Burn!!" squealed Marco.
"Shut up, fag,"said Spinner.
"Dude I thought you were over that," said Marco sadly.
"Don't worry about it," said Jimmy as he walked up to the group hanging around Craig's locker, "he's probably your standard in the closet self loather."
"What does that mean?" asked Spinner. He kept shoes in his closet.
"It means that Marco's homosexuality bothers you because you're gay too," explained Craig.
"Shut up! I'm not gay!" defended Spinner.
"Dude you're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents," burned Marco.
"Oooh!! Burn!" exclaimed Jimmy.
"Dude...you only know so much about closets because..you're gay and like clothes!" said Spinner as he attempted to burn Marco back.
"Wow, that was super lame Spin," said Craig.
"He's right Spin. You suck at burns," concured Jimmy.
"So Craig, what's with the q-tipping?" asked Spinner. Spinner hated talking about his lameness.
"Well all the girls have been getting sick lately. And I don't want to catch whatever it is. So I've been being extra careful. I even bought one of those bubble things to walk home in," explained Craig.
"Umm Craig?" asked Terri shyly.
"Yeah Ter?" responded the Crag-man.
"It isn't really something you can catch. It's not like air born or anything."
"So it's AIDS?" asked Marco.
"No...it's...well..."
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Emma sighed as she sat in her basement room. Her best-ex-best friend Manny Santos was in the bathroom.
"Hey Em, how long will this take?" shouted Manny.
"The box says 2 minutes," responded Emma with a shout of her own.
"I can't believe this could be happening to me again. You would think that I would have learned my lesson," reasoned Manny.
"Same here," said Emma, "I mean...my mom did it and it sort of ruined her life."
"Em you couldn't ruin anyone's life."
" Aww thanks Man-"
"Except Sean's."
"Hey! That was uncalled for."
"I guess..."
"And you certainly ruined Craig's and Ashley's. Plus that babies."
"Fuck off Em."
"It's been two minutes."
"Omg...omg...O...M...G!!!"
"OMG Manny you're..."
"You two Em!"
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End Chapter 1: Video Killed the Radio Star
So how did you like it? Oh yeah. I hex of forget to put all this stuff at the top. Meh.
Disclaimer: I don't own Degrassi. But I do own my own Canadian military. Not that it's anything to gloat about. Or...abut. Haha! That was at Canada's expense!
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