If Tubby Terri McMotherfucking McGregor was one thing besides fat as hell, it would be gullible.

"Don't worry Terr, a little drink will only help you loosen up. You'll have like, three times as much fun," her best friend Paige had told her. And she believed her. It was only afterword that Paige had meant a few sips. Not the entire bottle.

"Oh Terri, you're so beautiful and if you'll forgive me, I'll love you like no man ever has before, or will after me. I'll love every inch of your large beautiful body," her ex-boyfriend Rick had told her. But he had lied to her too. Unless by love her, he meant beat her into a coma. Because if that was love to Rick then he certainly had loved her thoroughly, and on several occasions.

But Terri didn't know what to do about this. She had joined the trend. And it wasn't fair because no one would even notice!! Terri was super-pissed at Toby and JT!!!

"Look Terri, I know you may not be comfortable doing this but you need to understand, Toby and I need this to cement our friendship. It's been a really rough year for us. And for you too. And this could help all of us relax," reasoned JT.

"But JT...I don't think I'm ready for this," she whined.

"Look Terri, you need to learn to trust again. You've been closed off for so long..."explained Toby-Joby Doo.

"I just got back last week!!" shrieked Tubby

"Please Terr, we all need this," said Tobid.

"But why me?"

"Well, older girls are always a good choice. And Toby has always sort of liked you," said JT.

"But Toby has a girlfriend! And what about Manny, JT?" interrogated Teleterri.

"Well, I thought she would want a more experienced man," pouted J-Tiggy.

"But why me?"

"Uhh...everyone one else is either way out of our league or has already said no," sighed Fat Toby.

"So I'm a last resort??" screamed Terri.

"Well if it makes you feel any better, we didn't ask Liberty," said JTot with a smilish type smirk thing.

"Well alright, but only because it's so important to you guys," surrendered Terrible Terri.

And now she was stuck like this!!! ::Oh I can't believe those two!! When I get my hands on them I'm gonna strangle them dead!! They'll rue the day the ever crossed paths with TERRI McGregor! I'm gonna smash them! And ground them like they were ground beef! Then I'm gonna fry 'em up and put ketchup, pickles, tomatoes, some mayonaise, mustard, and two sesame seed buns! Maybe some secret special sauce too. Then she'd get fries on the side. And an extra-giant diet coke. And a big ol' hunk of pie from the Dot. No...an entire pie from the Dot! And a small garden salad. I'm on a diet after all. Well now that the plan is established...::Thought Terri as she headed to the Dot for a large burger and an even larger pie.

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Craig sighed as he rubbed Manny on the back as she cried in his arms. He had ruined everything. It was all his fault. It was always all his fault.

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Craig sighed as he looked over at Ashley. She was writing more angsty poetry. He felt awful. He gave her that angst. It was all his fault.

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Craig sighed. It was always his fault.

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Spinner sighed. It as all his fault. He had ruined everything. He had held perfection in his hands, but he had crushed it. He ruined it. It shattered like it was made of the finest, most fragile glass. He wiped the tears away from his eyes. He picked the ruined hot dog up off of the ground and made his way back to the counter of the Dot to get a new one.