The famous Marauders will never be split up, right? Wrong! What happens
when a certain red headed green eyed prefect messes up everything for the
famous four, and how will poor Jamesy boy feel when she turns him down? Let
Kelly Clarkson's "Miss Independent" explain, or should we say "Miss-ter
Marauder"
Miss-ter Marauder
Mister marauder,
Mister so clever
Mister never has better, mmm
Black's not afraid
Stay outta James' way
Don't let a woman interfere, no no
They prank on their own
Even when grown
They never let a woman use that kind of tone
So keeping their plans protected
But poor Potter got rejected
Little Miss Evans felt it
Said, "no, you senseless prat!"
What is this feeling taking over?
They swore off girls, but oh, that's no more!
Surprise, it's here
Lily, my dear
Potter, poor Prongs is now dependent
On that sweet girl who said what she meant
Goodbye, Old friend, our pranks will end
Marauders are smart
Potter's a main part
But if he wants to chase that girl, it's gonna be hard, woah
So he sat and waited
But then he wound up jaded
And so this mister took it out on poor Snape
Trouble came in Snape's direction
But it was discovered through her detection
She stood up for him, she was perfection
She helped Snape out
What is this feeling taking over?
They swore off girls, but oh, that's no more!
Surprise, it's here
Lily, my dear
Potter, poor Prongs is now dependent
On that sweet girl who said what she meant
Potter, turned down, sat on the ground
When little miss prefect stalked away
No time for jerks that prank all day
James looked in the mirror and thought today
What did I do to make her not stay?
It'll take some time for her to see
That she and James are meant to be
But until he lowers his esteem
Marauders must not be mean!
What is this feeling taking over?
They swore off girls, but oh that's no more!
Surprise, it's here
Lily, my dear
Potter, poor Prongs is now dependent
On that sweet girl who said what she meant
Goodbye, old friend, our pranks will end
Mister Marauder
Miss-ter Marauder
Mister marauder,
Mister so clever
Mister never has better, mmm
Black's not afraid
Stay outta James' way
Don't let a woman interfere, no no
They prank on their own
Even when grown
They never let a woman use that kind of tone
So keeping their plans protected
But poor Potter got rejected
Little Miss Evans felt it
Said, "no, you senseless prat!"
What is this feeling taking over?
They swore off girls, but oh, that's no more!
Surprise, it's here
Lily, my dear
Potter, poor Prongs is now dependent
On that sweet girl who said what she meant
Goodbye, Old friend, our pranks will end
Marauders are smart
Potter's a main part
But if he wants to chase that girl, it's gonna be hard, woah
So he sat and waited
But then he wound up jaded
And so this mister took it out on poor Snape
Trouble came in Snape's direction
But it was discovered through her detection
She stood up for him, she was perfection
She helped Snape out
What is this feeling taking over?
They swore off girls, but oh, that's no more!
Surprise, it's here
Lily, my dear
Potter, poor Prongs is now dependent
On that sweet girl who said what she meant
Potter, turned down, sat on the ground
When little miss prefect stalked away
No time for jerks that prank all day
James looked in the mirror and thought today
What did I do to make her not stay?
It'll take some time for her to see
That she and James are meant to be
But until he lowers his esteem
Marauders must not be mean!
What is this feeling taking over?
They swore off girls, but oh that's no more!
Surprise, it's here
Lily, my dear
Potter, poor Prongs is now dependent
On that sweet girl who said what she meant
Goodbye, old friend, our pranks will end
Mister Marauder