Manny felt awful. This trend was really stupid. And worst of all she had done it earlier and no one had thought it was really cool then! But now that Paige and Ashley did it was clearly very cool. Ellie and Liberty were even doing it! They never did anything cool...or interesting. Man did Manny hate Liberty. It was one thing to do well in school and be an overachiever. It was another thing to but into Manny's business. ::I hope it eats her from the inside.:: The bell rang. English class was finally over. ::It certainly took long enough.:: They had been studying poetry. Which Manny hated because it reminded her of Ashley. ::Stupid Ashley and her stupid poems about nothing!! How could Craig stand it? But I guess he's a romantic so he figured she must be deep or something. Why can't he see that I'm deep or something. Boys suck. Or at least Craig does.:: Manny smiled as she thought of her new man. ::I shouldn't get too attached. This doesn't mean anything. It can't mean anything because he's...::

"Hey Marco!" shouted Spinner from down the hall.

"Hey Spin man, what's up?" asked Marco.

"There's a hot dog eating contest this weekend!! You wanna come?"

"Uhh...no thank you man," said Marco as he blushed picturing Spinner inhailing all those wieners.

"But duuude, I went to your band thing," whined Spinn-style.

"Dude Spinner, FYI you're our drummer," reminded Mario.

"Whatever dude, let's get to the caf before Spinner eats all the good food."

"You are Spinner!!" yelled Super Luigi.

So all the guys were sitting around the table. Jimmy carefully cut his lobster up while Spinner gorged himself on hot dogs. Craig ate a meat loaf sandwich while Marco munches on ravioli. Suddenly Terri pranced (bounced/jiggled) her way to the table. She sat down between Craig and Marco and smiled radiantly. The boys felt the bench sag. It's not that the guys didn't like Terri. Something was just off about her today...mainly her clothes. Terri sat next to them in a skimpy red spandexxx dress.

"Hey guys!" squealed Tug Boat Terri.

"Uh...hey Terr," said Jimmy as he bogarted his lobster meal away from her. The other guys quickly followed suit. Terri frowned a bit. But then she looked out the window and started giggling.

"Look a rainbow!" she exclaimed.

"Why don't you go sit on it and make it rain skittles," said Spinner between hot dogs.

"What?" asked Terri.

"Nothing, Terri," said Jimmy, "that wouldn't work because if she jumped in the air she'd get stuck."

"Hmm?" said Terri as she glanced in Jimmy's direction. To cover his tracks, Jimmy gave her a lobster claw.

"She wouldn't even make it through the doors to get outside," said Craig.

"And she'd have a hard time running away from all those kids chanting 'Kool Aid' at her," burned Marco.

"And everyone knows that when she hauls ass, it takes two trips," mocked Craig, "She'd never make it in time.

"In time for what?" asked Terri as she finished the lobster claw. The boys were saved from a response though because Mr. Simpson walked up.

"I'm sorry to bother you boys but, you can't park your SUV there," informed Mr. S.

"Uh that's not an SUV, it's Terri Mr. Simpson," declared Jim-slice.

"Oh, wow, yeah it is. HEY MR. RADITCH, IT'S NOT AN SUV, IT'S JUST TERRI MCGREGOR! YOU KNOW TUBBY MCMOTHERFUCKING TUG BOAT TERRI!!! SHE'S JUST FAT AND WEARING A SPANDEXXX DRESS!! OH MAN IT'S DISGUSTING YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING!! EVERY FUCKING POUND!!" yelled Mr. Sampson across the cafeteria. The guys just got up and left their food. Terri would need it.

Manny kissed her new boy passionately on the roof of the school. There was apparently a secret ladder that no one used and all the administrators had forgotten about. It was the perfect place for secret make outs. And even more better for telling secret secrets.

"Umm...Marco, there's something I need to tell you..." whispered Manny.