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"Oh no! You're not gay are you Manny?" demanded Marco. This was always happening to him! First he turned gay once he realized how boring Ellie was, now Manny was turning gay! Did that mean HE was boring?
"Eww, that's so gross Marco! Besides there's no such thing as gay. That's just something you say to get away from a relationship. That's what I told Sully. Then all I had to do was make out with Emma in front of him, but it's okay because we're best friends, and he left me alone. He was saying something about low standards, but you know whatev. Anyway no, I wanted to tell you that I'm pregnant. And I'm keeping this one because you're a sexy Italian boy and we're going to have a super-sexy Latin-type baby. And this works out so well because we both have sexy Latin 'M' names so our beautiful love child can too. And this works out for you too because now you can show your parents our baby and they won't question your sexuality anymore. Everyone knows that gays can't reproduce. But you're going to have to find a way to support this baby. Because I'm doing all the real work because I have to get fat for it and give up perky breasts for ever to feed it. SO YOU'D BEST MAKE SOME MONEY, PUNTO!!" explained Manuela.
"Oh Manny I love you so much more than I've ever loved Dylan or Ellie. I'm not pretending with you. You really understand what it's like to be this sexy. I mean...Craig sort of got it. But...you just get it more. So...for you...I'll get a job. I wonder if the Olive Garden is hiring," said Mercutio.
"¿Qué es el Jardin de aceitunas?" asked Mandy.
"It's a restaurant. You've never been there? It's like dining inside a delightful Italian stereotype," replied Mordo.
"Oh, hemos comido solamente en Chili's, and sometimes Chevy's. And Taco Bell tambien," replied Man-handy.
"We'll be sure to take our beautiful sex baby there, mi amor," whispered Frodo.
"Oh Marco, how did I ever live without your love?" asked Majandandy.
"Que? What did you say?" asked a very confused Dark Lord Sauron.
"I mean, ¿cómo viví siempre sin su amor?" whispered Madoody.
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"Oh guys this sucks!" yelled Marcosis.
"I know! How could the hot dog stand be shut down because of health code violations?!!" shrieked a very angry and hot dog-less Spinner.
"Dude Spin calm down. I need to get money for my baby mama. But the Olive Garden won't hire me because of my stupid hat! Plus they said I look Mexican. And short!" ranted Marclar.
"Yeah about that, how you be so short?" asked the Craigmeister.
"Hey! Don't be hatin'!"exclaimed Martini.
"Now Marco you know I have no taste for haterade. Besides, we all know I'm the numbah one stunnah!" boasted Freddy Craigger.
"What we need is a way to make some money... and fast," said Skinner.
"Hey guys check this out!" squealed Jim the Blacker, "There's going to be some sort of talent competition here at the mall! We should enter for sure!"
"What a great idea! How about we start a boy band!" thought Simon.
"Dude, we already have a band," said Marky.
"Yeah, but our singer sucks," stated Jambox.
"Hey!" shouted Cragly.
"I know! Let's ask Clay Aiken to sing for us!" announced Spooner.
"Hey, for once Spinner had a good idea," said an amazed Marlo.
"But where are we gonna find Clay Aiken?" wondered Cronos.
"Jimmy's rich. He could buy us one," said Spooner the Motherforker.
"Why would I do that when he's right over there?" questioned Jim-tumor. And to the guys surprise Clay Aiken was purchasing a tasty smoothy from the food court. The guys all smiled as Clay approached them.
"Craig, I know you were abused. But it's okay. It's not your fault. You were only the victim of your fathers anger. The only thing you are responsable for is recovering and making sure that you don't follow the same path. And to help you on that path, here's twenty dollars AMERICA STYLE!" said Clayton boldly.
"What? how would you know that? And thanks man,"said Craters.
"How do I know? Well it's sort of like Gaydar. Marco I know you are gay," said Concord.
"Nope. Not anymore. I got a girl pregnant so I must be straight. But if you're looking for someone you should try Spinner," said Marco proudly.
"Who did you empregnate?" asked Jimmy.
"Manny Santos," replied Marco.
"Who hasn't?" asked Craig.
"Are you calling her a whore?" demanded Marco.
"If the shoe fits..."said Crog.
"You wanna take this outside?"challenged Marco.
"You wanna take off that hat?" asked Clay nicely.
"Wait, did you call me gay?" asked Spinner.
"I might have," said Marco.
"Dude, why would you think that I was gay?" asked Spinny.
"You're obsession with hot dogs, spray cheese, whipped cream, cucumbers, satin shirts, hair gel, and fuzzy pink handcuffs. Plus you always kiss me!" revealed Marco.
"That's because we're good friend!" defended Spinndo.
"He's right Marco. Good friends make out all the time," said Clay.
"Anyway Clay, we were wondering if you'd sing for our band Downtown Sasquatch at the talent show tomorrow?" asked Jimbone politely.
"Of course guys. I'm all about supporting your baby mamas," replied Clay.
"But only Marco's got a baby mama. Er...a baby," said Claig.
"As far as you know..."said Clay.
"Huh? Day?" asked Spinner with his mouth full of hot dogs.
"I know something you don't know!"squealed Clay.