"Jesus Christ Anne he's been wearing dresses!"
"Umm...honey, Liberty is a girl," stated Anne Vanliberty'slastname.
"If he's a girl then where are his boobs?" inquired George Vanmarriedtoanne.
"She has boobs!" shouted la madre.
"Honey he's just a fat boy, not a girl!" exclaimed El Padrador.
"George, I've been telling you for FIFTEEN YEARS, we had a girl. Her name is Liberty!!!!!" explained the Matador.
"DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT LARRY!! You've given me no evidence to prove that he's a girl," pouted El Grapadora.
Liberty was sitting in her room with the door cracked open an inch so she could hear her parents fight. They were fighting about here. But Liberty knew the fighting would end soon. They'd find out the truth in a few months...
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Craig was sad. All his womens seemed to be moving on. He just didn't know what to do. He was the Degrassi stud but suddenly things weren't going his way. Everyone seemed to be pairing off. He had just lost the talent show to his ex-girlfriend and Sully. He had to find a way to get his womens back. Did they forget that his past was so very tragic? He was an orphan for crying out loud! There was only one way to get some nookie, become an even more alone orphan. Joey would have to go...
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Marco was distraught. Not even a silly hat shopping spree could cure him of his woes. Manny seemed to accept the fact that he hadn't won the competition. Everyone knows Ruben Sully beats Claiken every time. But Mangy still expected him to provide for her and their bastard child. Marco didn't know what to do. So he decided to have Terri McChickenNuggets consult The Oracle.
"Hey Terri McHamburgerGrease, consult the oracle," ordered Senor Previously a Fag.
"Marco you know I can't just consult the oracle to deal with all your stupid problems. It's full of dark magic. And take off that silly hat!" responded Fatty McAteAllTheFood.
"I thought you might say that..." said Faggy McSexedupManny. Faggy reached into his man purse and took out a months worth of Big Macs. Terri's eyes went wide. But she only oracled for pie. Just as she thought that Marfag pulled out two dozen apple pies and six peach cobblers. Tubby glared some more. Faggo begrudgingly took off his silly hat. Tubby smiled and accepted Gayboy's offering.
"So Marco, what did you want to know?" asked Tubby with a mouth full of hamburgers and pie.
Marco smiled and said, "I just wanted to know..."
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Emma cringed. She was a vegetarian. But she had to do this. To show him that she cared. Emma took a deep breath and picked up the hot dog wrapped in bologna topped with whipped cream. She'd do anything for Spinner Mason.
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::Stupid Trend:: thought Ellie as she watched all the new couples walk down the halls hand in hand. She of course was one of those stupid couples. But she figured she won the hot boyfriend contest. Her guy pal was none other than Dylan Michsjoklshoeiursndksahrj. Sure he was gay...but so was Marco and they had a fulfilling relationship. Ellie was especially talented at lying to herself. But Dylan seemed to like her. He had made her a woman after all. But then again...he'd done the same thing to Marco. Well almost the same thing...anywho...Dylan was the school whore.