OK, so I have no idea how this came about. Ok, so I do have an idea. An author of "Harry Potter the Musical" has asked me to do a parody where Ron is a transvestite. Well here it is, much to my, errm, well discomfort and amusement, if they can go hand in hand, that is. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this epic from the "highly praised, critically acclaimed," "Harry Potter the Musical!" This one is for all those magical transvestites out there. Sung to Britney Spear's "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman;" wait, make that "I'm Not a Witch, Not quite a Wizard" I used to sing, I had so much fun caroling

But now I can't

Because my voice is changed

Feels like my throat is so tight

That's when I realize

I'm not a witch, not quite a wizard

All I need is time, an operation's fine

While I'm in between

What sex am I?

There is doubt about what I am

It's time that I

Figure out my gender now

I've got just about everything

So I'll wait and just close my eyes

I'm not a witch, not quite a wizard

All I need is time, an operation's fine

While I'm in between

What sex am I?

But if you look at me closely

You will see it all there

This "it" will find a way

(I'm not a witch) I'm not a witch; don't tell me I'm some chick

(Not quite a wizard) I'm just trying to find the man in me

(All I need is time) oh all I need is time

(An operation's fine) a snip somewhere is fine

While I'm in between

I'm not a witch, not quite a wizard, no no

All I need is time, an operation's fine

While I'm in between

I'm not a witch, well duh

Not quite a wizard

Disclaimer: Don't own the musical, don't own Potter, don't own Britney, and sadly, don't own all their money either!