Summary: One-shot. Vegeta and Goku merge into a single being (again), but this time for a personal crisis! Just a tad weird, and had an itching to get this story idea into one story. Please read and r & r!
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball Z, or any of it's characters. This is just a non-profit use, so don't fine me!
Reader Disclaimer: Adult potty humor ahead. Please don't read if you don't like it, and the reference to a little blue pill.
Dark Cloud
Oh...no...no...not again. Not tonight of all nights! Chi-chi was pouting at the foot of our bed, and wearing that gorgeous leather outfit. Gohan was safely Vegeta's house, and dammit.....! The crack of the whip nearly took off my head.
"Pay attention!" barked Chi-chi.
Around the same time, Vegeta's House
I mutter a quick prayer under my breath, hoping that tonight I wouldn't have to have a...a.....problem. I lunge for the covers, damn....she looks good, in that special crimson silk slip. I looked down, nope...nothing happening. Bulma was getting......aroused....I could see that she wasn't wearing a bra tonight....I mentally pictured the oiled body of Goku and I got some results....
The next day....
"I can't take this anymore! My tongue is getting worn out, if you get my drift!" Vegeta was furious, and moments away from seriously powering up. I was nervously cracking my knuckles, and pacing the floor. I nodded agreement. "We have to do something...I've got more bandages on me than when were battled Majin Buu...." I lifted a seriously bandaged arm, and Vegeta cackled.
"Wimp." "Pansy-ass!" At those insults flew, Vegeta let loose a bolt of ki, and followed it up with a knee in the chest. As his knee impacted my chest, I karate chopped him in low in the abdomen. We flew away from each other – and I realized that Vegeta......and I had a problem that we couldn't solve on our own
"Let's consult King Kai...he'd probably know what to do!"
King Kai's Palace
After a flurry of bad jokes with worse timing....King Kai stopped laughing long enough to tell us..."Two heads are better than one, boys!"
"The Kai is getting senile – I think." "No...you don't think!" Vegeta countered. "Listen, I think I know what the Kai meant...." Goku's eyes widened when he saw the two earrings lying on a cushion beside the Kai's table.
"A merger?" Vegeta nodded. "It would be quick, painless and simple." I nodded, quickly seeing what he was proposing. "And it would raise our power level, making it easier to defend earth!" Goku smiled like a cat. "...mmmmph...and we would be able to experience both our wives...!"
Goku and Vegeta did an unearthly looking dance, called the argaiv. It was filled with lots of stiff motions, and lots of unhuman sounding wailing. It split the night air – and.....
Gokugetia's body was strong. But not strong enough to split into two separate copies, but somewhere, somehow, King Kai was laughing his head off!