Toddler Turtles

Part 5

Disclaimer: As stated earlier – I don't own the turtles. I am writing Toddler Turtles because it's a cute concept and would make a great show.

Four Turtles Gruff.

Splinter sat in his chair with his four young sons around him, reading their favourite story, the three billy goats gruff. They loved this story, especially Mickey, as it was always the big brother who shows the bad troll that he can't eat the little brothers.

"Hey Splinter, why don't we change the story to turtles instead of goats? We can name them after us?" Mickey said.

"But there is three goats and four of us?" Donnie pointed out to his brother. For a five year old Donnie had grasped a keen knowledge of mathematics.

"Well, we can leave someone out," Leonardo suggested, "Since I am the oldest and Mikey is the youngest means Donnie or Raph will have to not be in the story. Since Raph would just try to beat up the troll, I think Donnie should be the middle brother."

"What? No Splinter! No fair!"

"We will have four turtles gruff," Splinter said sternly.

"We don't really know who the oldest is," Donnie said.

"Yeah, I could be da eldest!" Mikey piped in.

His older brother's laughed, so did Splinter.

"You are definaetly my youngest son. Leonardo was the first to walk and talk, so that is why I think he is the eldest. Besides Leonardo and Donetello are slightly bigger than you and Raphael, so that is why Donnie comes before Raphie."

"I'm tougher than Donnie!" Raph pointed out to Splinter.

Splinter gave him a smile, "You are most ceritnaly the most active, that I will agree to."

"Let us begin. Would you all like to play your own part?"

"Yes!" Four excited voices replied.

"Let us begin. One day in the sewers of New York, lived four little turtles. There was Leonardo, who was the oldest, next came Donetello and Raphael and last but not the least was the littlest brother Michealangelo.

One day the four young turtles were playing in the tunnels outside their home, while their Sensai meditated, when Michealangelo saw a great big pizza. He had never seen such a big pizza in his life, it was bigger than him and it was bigger than his biggest brother Leonardo. His mouth began to water, and when his brothers' were not looking, he desided to cross the pipe over to that yummy pizza."

"What kind of pizza?" Mikey asked.

"I think it's pepperoni," Raphael said.

"No Meatlovers".

"Na, it's supreme!!!" Leo exclaimed excited.

"All of them."

"You can't get all of them on the one pizza Splinter!" Donnie laughed.

"Well pretend there is.

Now Mikey started to walk over the piping, you want to help me with this bit?" Splinter looked at Mikey.

"Clip clop, clip clop, went little Mikey, until he was stoped by a great big ugly troll!"

"Turtles don't clip clop Splinter! Especially not Mikey!"

"Unless you can think of something better Leonardo, I think we will stick to clip clop for now."

"Arh!!! There's a big fat ugly troll! He's going to eat me!" Mikey cried, getting into character. Raphael pretended to be the troll and grabbed hold of his younger brother in a playful manner.

"I'm going to eat you little turtle!" Cried the troll.

"Oh please don't eat me, I am only a baby turtle. Wait til you see my big brother Raphie, he's much bigger and fatter than me!"

"I'm not fat!" Raph hit his brother.

"It's a story stupid," Donnie said.

"Um... you say he is much bigger than you?"

"Yeah and he would taste better than me too, he ate all the red snakes in the cubbard today."

"Um.... I didn't know he did that! Maybe I will wait for him to come along and gobble him up instead. Off you go little turtle, go eat your pizza."

"Yeah, thank you Mr Troll."

"Now Raphael was watching what was going on and he saw Michealangelo walking over to the very big pizza. His tummy rumbled! He wanted a bite of that pizza too. So he went....."

"Stomp stomp stomp stomp over the bridge."

"Splinter says you shouldn't stomp."

"It's a story and it's my turn and I want to stomp!"

"Raphael was stoped by an ugly troll. Little turtle little turtle, stop stomping on my pipe."

"No! I don't listen to stupid ugly trolls."

"Then I will have to eat you up!"

"I'll bash you up if you try to eat me. Anyways, I think my big brother would taste better than me. He's really smart, he can read and I can't. I think he'd be much tastier."

"Um... alright young turtle, I will let you pass and you go join your brother who is already eating the pepproni pizza."

Raphael stuck out his toung and made a rude face, "Take that you stupid troll!"

Everyone laughed at his joke.

"Donnie's turn! Now Donnie could hear Raphael stomping over the pipe and he then noticed Mikey tucking into a nice slice of a very big pizza. Donnie licked his lips and he...."

"Hoped hoped hoped and hoped on the pipe, until the big fat ugly troll stoped him."

"Little turtle little turle, who dares to hop on my pipe.

"It is I Donetello. I am going to eat pizza with my brothers."

"Oh no you are not! You won't be eating lunch today, for you are lunch!"

"Oh no, you don't want to eat little old me. I am not very nutricious. You know what I have a better idea!"

"Yes?"

"My big brother is still to come, he is much much bigger than me and he's got big muscles, which I haven't. He'll be a much tastier lunch than me!"

"Mmmmmmm... that sounds much nicer, tell me should I have roast turtle or baked?"

"Leo likes Roast better. Am I right?" Donnie checks with his brother.

"Yeah,"

"Yum, yum, roast turtle for lunch, I can not wait."

"You don't have to wait, he comes my brother now."

"I'm going to jump over the pipe," Leo announced.

"Little turtle, little turtle, stop jumping on my pipe!"

"I'm not scared of you you big ugly troll!"

"Oh but you should little turtle, because you are about to become my lunch. It is correct what your younger brothers' have said about you. You are the biggest turtle to cross my path today, though little do they know that once I eat you up, I will wait to eat them tomorrow, between the three I have breakfast lunch and dinner all planned out!"

"Oh no you don't! You don't eat me and you don't eat my brothers!"

"Oh what a brave little turtle, though little turtle I am not scared of you. I am a big fat ugly troll and I am much bigger than you!"

"That don't scare me! My Dad's shown me some ninja skills and I will kick you to the moon."

"Ha, ha, ha, little turtle, I am not scared of the tricks a six year old can do! Ha, ha, ha, the moon. I would be surprised if you can kick me off this pipe, let alone the moon. Then with one great big side kick, Leonardo kicked that troll in the belly and it sent him off flying up to the moon.

Leonardo joined the other three little turtles with the very big pizza and they never saw that big fat ugly troll again, because he was now stuck on the moon and couldn't get home. "

"Yeah!" All four cheered.

"Now I think it is time for bed."

"Arh! Can't you tell us another story?"

"Oh another time, it is getting late and young turtles need their sleep to grow into great big strong ninjas. Now go get into your beds and I will be in a minute to tuck you all in. Off you go!"

There I just had to write this one!