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Authors Note: I know this chapter may seem weird and/or boring, but bear with it mates, it's important. I have no idea when the next chapter may be out. School is starting soon and the next couple of weeks will be hectic.

Authors Note2: Thanks to my wonderful betas Tabitha and Lexi formerly Katy999.

Authors Note3: This is the un-betaed version. The correct will be up as soon as my betas are done.

-Chapter Five-

Dear Albus,

Are you sure this is a good idea? Not that I don't trust you, but your plans generally go wrong, you know.

Your accomplice,

    T. M.

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Albus,

We cannot fail this time, and you know it.

I hope that your plan works this time, you old coot, or else this is the last time I'm joining something as crazy as this.

By the way, how is it going with the other plan? Any progress yet?

Owl me soon,

  M. O. M.

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My dearest brother,

Come to my house as fast as possible.

There are two reasons for this invitation:

1) We need to discuss your newest plan

2) I need your help on one of my projects

Your dear brother,

   A. Dumbledore.

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Diary,

I swear to have my revenge on that blasted Albus Dumbledore once and for all.

This time I'm going to be the victor.

Yao Li

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Thomas Molloy (or whatever you call yourself this time),

I suspect you know that the Sword of Jeanne D'Arc is being moved to Hogwarts. As all who have read the paper know, this Sword has great magical potential. However, nor those fools at the Ministry nor that Muggle-loving fool Albus Dumbledore, know how to exploit that power – but I do, and I want that Sword.

So this is your mission: get me the Sword of Jeanne D'Arc no matter what the cost. If you have to kill half of Hogwarts to get it, then do it!

I'll pay you when you give me that Sword.

Your employer,

      A. D.

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Agent 48,

We have just received word that A. D. is planning to steal the Sword of Jeanne D'Arc, which is currently stationed at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

What you have to do is to disguise yourself as a Professor, and protect the Sword with your life. I cannot stress the importance of this mission enough, Agent. Try not to reveal your true identity, and watch out for Peeves the Poltergeist.

Agent 006.

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Daily Prophet, 16th of September

CHINESE HEADMASTER DEAD

The Headmaster of the Chinese Academy of Magic, Yao Li, was found dead yesterday in a hotel room in Transylvania.

The cause of death is still unknown, as is the reason why Mr Li was there at all.

More news (hopefully) in tomorrows paper.

Special correspondent,

    W. Riter

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