Trinfan's Buffy Movie Crossover Drabbles

by trinfaneb

Mostly 100 word drabbles with True Lies, Bubba Ho-Tep, Conan, Girls Gone Wild, Hellboy, Millennium, Alien 3, Last of the Mohicans, Rocky 2, Signs, This is Spinal Tap, Terminator 2 & 3, The Warriors, City Of God, Dodgeball, Hannibal, and Heavy Metal.

2. Bubba HoTep

He's Left the Building Now

Summary: 100 word Buffy-Bubba Ho-Tep movie Crossover Drabble--The Slayers get some weird news.

&&&&Contains spoilers for "Bubba-Ho-Tep"&&&&

Excerpts from Post-Sunnydale Slayer After-Action Report #38

"I've got good news, bad news, and weird news," said Vi.

"What the hay, give me the bad news first," said Xander from the other end of the mystically scrambled telephone connection.

"Well the mummy had directly or indirectly murdered at least five people by the time me and the trainee Slayer and Watcher got here. The good news is that two old guys killed the mummy and one of them lived long enough to tell us the story so we could tidy things up. The weird news is that apparently Elvis didn't really die in 1977 like we thought."