Part 3:
"YAAAHAAHAAHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Dame. Wolfwood made the motorcycle got faster and faster as it raced across the dunes. "Fun huh?" called Wolfwood over the roar of the bike. "Yea!" she said as she clung to him so she wouldn't fall off. "By the way, YOURE SQUEEZING ME TO DEATH!" he said. Dame laughed as they headed back to town.
They sat together at a bar with Vash later that night. "I had no idea you two were friends." Dame said as she talked to them. (YES YOU DID! YOU ALWAYS KNEW!) her mental image yelled at her. (I know I knew but he doesn't so there!) she argued back mentally. "Yea we've been friends for a long time." said Vash.
Just then two girls came in. One had long hair the other had short hair. "There you are!" said the shorthaired one angrily. "Well if it isn't the insurance girls." said Wolfwood. "Hello Mr. Priest!" said the longhaired one. "What do you think you're doing to this poor girl!?" said the shorthaired one to Vash. "I wasn't..!" he started but the shorthaired one hit him over the head. "Don't give me excuses!!!" she yelled. "He's telling the truth!" Dame said quickly. The shorthaired one looked at her. "We were just havin' a few drinks and a good time." she said. The shorthaired girl sighed and sat down. "All right you're off the hook, but next time.." "Meryl don't get so worked up over nothin'!" said the longhaired girl. "My name's Milly and this is Meryl!" she said cheerfully. "Hello." said Dame. "Ya know most people wouldn't just come up and hit the Humanoid Typhoon." Dame said with a grin. "That's what I keep trying to tell her..." said Vash. "Mr. Vash isn't a typhoon he's justa silly guy!" said Milly. "A guy who trouble follows." Meryl muttered. "Its not my fault!" said Vash. "Hey what's that cat doing in here!" said someone. Dame turned only for Goofy to leap onto her lap and hide in her arm. A man came up with a broom. "That cat harassed my dog!" A small dog poked his head from behind his leg and growled. Dame recognized both from the hotel. "Really?" she asked. "Yes really!" he held up the dog to her face and she saw two claw marks over its eyes and three on its nose. "Wimp ass dog." she said bluntly. "By the looks of it, its a poodle." "A champion poodle for you're information! And you're, you're BEAST just scared him for life!" he said obviously outraged.