Trinfan's Buffy Movie Crossover Drabbles

by trinfaneb

Mostly 100 word drabbles with True Lies, Bubba Ho-Tep, Conan, Girls Gone Wild, Hellboy, Millennium, Alien 3, Last of the Mohicans, Rocky 2, Signs, This is Spinal Tap, Terminator 2 & 3, The Warriors, City Of God, Dodgeball, Hannibal, and Heavy Metal.

10. Signs

The Tools to Fight

Summary: 100 word Buffy-Signs movie Crossover Drabble--Spoilers for Signs

"Ok," said Spike as he kicked a body away from the door of his crypt. "The grey ponces didn't count on me not needing to breathe."

"Yeah, and they surely didn't count on me throwing holy water on them just on general principals," said Dawn.

"Gotta watch where you spray that stuff, Nibblet, it stings," said Spike, pointing to a black spot on his cheek.

"Sorry," said Dawn. "We need to tell Buffy and the others."

"We'll do that straight away, but what I want to know is when in the bleedin' hell did Sunnydale get surrounded by corn fields?"