Trinfan's Buffy Movie Crossover Drabbles

by trinfaneb

Mostly 100 word drabbles with True Lies, Bubba Ho-Tep, Conan, Girls Gone Wild, Hellboy, Millennium, Alien 3, Last of the Mohicans, Rocky 2, Signs, This is Spinal Tap, Terminator 2 & 3, The Warriors, City Of God, Dodgeball, Hannibal, and Heavy Metal.

16. DodgeballSeinfeld

The Puffy Shirt

Summary: Xander gets a particular puffy shirt and dresses as a pirate for Halloween and meets another, very odd, pirate. 100 word drabble crossover with the movie "Dodgeball" and the "Seinfeld" tv series.

Xander wore his white puffy shirt to the Wolfram & Hart Halloween party. Andrew had picked up the one-of-a-kind garment in a Manhattan consignment shop and just knew it would complete Xander's pirate costume. Xander introduced himself to another person also wearing a puffy shift. This redheaded man wore a bandana on his head and had a dagger tucked into his belt.

"Aye matey, pleased to meet ya, I be Steve."

"Staying in character, good-outstanding costume," Xander said.

"Costume, what ye be going on about?" Steve said.

"You know Halloween, dress up?"

"Arr, I didn't dress up for this here shindig."

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In case you haven't seen the "Dodgeball" movie, it features Alan Tudyk (Wash on "Firefly") as Steve the Pirate. He dresses and acts like a pirate all the time. Xander's puffy shirt comes from the "Seinfeld" tv show episode called "The Puffy Shirt."