Chapter Three
Back to Japan (finally)
As Inu Yasha and Miroku were walking up through the streets of Las Vegas, Inu Yasha spotted a young girl with long black hair.
Kikyou???
"Inu Yasha? Oh Inu Yasha???" Miroku woke Inu up from his daydream.
"What?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Oh, you were off daydreaming again." Miroku explained.
"Daydreaming, aye? And is that drool I see leaking from you're mouth?" Inu Yasha pointed to the drop of spit dangling from Miroku's chin.
"Oh! Um, hee hee." he wiped it off and continued walking.
"And are those pictures of naked women I see?" Inu Yasha laughed.
Miroku blushed. "I'm with Sango now, that means I cant be perverted anymore."
"Oh? Did I just hear you admit that you're a perv?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Well," Miroku shook his head, "do you think there's such thing as a non-pervert class? A class that teaches you the essentials and know-hows so that you can forget you're perverted life and move on to bigger and better things?"
"It sounds more like a TV advertisement to me. And no. I don't think there's such thing. If there was, don't you think you would've been fixed after a while?" Inu Yasha answered.
"Well, ever since I got together with Sango, things have changed. If I'm gonna be her boyfriend, I can't go on drooling over every other beautiful woman I see. You know what I mean?" Miroku asked.
"Yea." Inu Yasha nodded. "I feel the same way, even though for me, it's a lot easier to control."
"You're not helping here." Miroku crossed his arms.
"Oh, look, a bar." Inu Yasha pointed to a sign that said, The Martini Central. "Cheesy name, but whatever. If they're famous for good martinis, I'm in."
Miroku sighed. Always changing the subject. Whatever, it's my problem, if anyone's gonna figure it out, it's gonna be me.
After a short while, Miroku and Inu Yasha were settled at the bar and were drinking beer and margaritas. There wasn't much speaking until a man came up and asked them, "Aei eiao iejt eisx?"
Miroku and Inu Yasha stared at each other. "Did you catch that?"
Inu Yasha laughed, "We're in America, remember?"
"Oh, that too." Miroku laughed.
"We-are-sorry. We-speakin-no-englair." Inu Yasha chuckled at the man. He shrugged and walked off.
"So, got any suggestions on what we should do next?"
"Hey Botan, do you like my new dress?" Kayco held up a beautiful blue dress that had diamonds and emeralds sparkling on the sleeves and around the edges.
"It's beautiful!" Botan blushed. "It looks like it cost a lot. Where did you get the money?"
"Not Keioki, if that's what you're thinking. I got a few bucks from a few of my new friends, and I got this from goodwill." Kayco answered.
"Oh! I wont tell." Botan put her finger on her lip.
"Thanks!" Kayco smiled.
"So, what did you buy it for?"
"Yusuke said he'd take me on a date soon. He also gave me this cute little gift." Kayco held up brand new red kimono with flowered patterns all over it.
"Wow! It's beautiful! He gave you that? I thought you were going out with Kurama!" Botan raised her eyebrows.
"Not anymore. He broke up with me the other day."
"Really?"
"Yea. He said he was getting together with Keioki. Yusuke broke up with Kagome, and asked me to go out with him." Kayco clarified.
"Dang! That's cool. From yesterday forward, I'm going out with Koenma. He asked me out and I just decided to go with the flow. Besides, he is kind of cute now that he's grow up."
"What kind of cute?" Kayco paused and both of them burst out with laughter.
"So. Are you two doing anything soon?" Kayco asked after she finished her laughing fit.
"Uh, no. Not that I know of. Why do you ask?"
"I was thinking that maybe all four of us could go on a double date." Kayco suggested.
"Hey, that's not a bad idea! Did you have anything in mind?" Botan asked.
"Um, let's see, maybe we could go to a restaurant or something. That'd be fun."
"Yea! I've been eating out every day for more than a week now, but as long as we go to a good restaurant, I'm good."
"I think an Italian restaurant is a little too original. Maybe we could all go to a new seafood restaurant down the road from the Blue Flmingo." Kayco suggested.
"Yea? Maybe. Is the food there seasoned? Grilled? Chilled?"
"I think the shrimp's grilled and the shells are peeled off. It's really really good. The restaurant's called Captain Red's Steakhouse."
"Cool! That sounds good to me! Let me call up Koenma and tell him."
"Ditto." Kayco picked up her phone and dialed Yusuke's number.
AT THE MALL THAT AFTERNOON
"Do you know what, that thing over there says?" Kurama pointed at one of the signs at the mall.
"Sorry, but no." Hiei sighed. "Face it, there's absolutely nothing to do here."
"Cheer up! There's gotta be something! We're in Las Vegas for Kami's sake!!!" Kurama smiled sweetly.
"I know, but unless you can think of anything we could do, I'm not gonna cheer up. We've already visited like, every main attraction in the whole state, and we've probably gone to every freakin' bar! If there's anything left, it's either boring as hell, or run down as hell." Hiei yelled.
"I know what you mean, Hiei, but we can't let Keioki know, she'll get upset, and I don't think anyone likes it when Keioki gets upset." Kurama warned him.
"I would know, I'm her brother." Hiei nodded.
"So, until we find something better to do, want to go get a snack?"
"Sure."
"Hey Keioki, how long is it gonna be until we go back home? I miss Tokyo." Ichigo sniffled.
"Oh come on, suck it up. We're only gonna be here for another four days." Keioki assured her.
"Only four days? I thought we were gonna be here for three weeks, not two." Ichigo said.
"I changed my mind. We've done everything I could think of, so I guess we might as well go
home soon. If we find something interesting I might change my mind again." Keioki smiled.
"Great!" Ichigo cheered.
"Don't tell anyone else except Yukina and Chiyo though, I want it to be kind of a secret until we
do leave." Keioki beseeched her. "Deal?"
"Deal."
"For now what do you want to do?" Keioki asked.
"Um, now 'bout we go get all the girls and head to the movie theater?" Ichigo suggested.
"All right! I'll call up the rest of the Star Clan. You call up Inu and Yusuke's crew." Keioki ordered her.
"Okay. Are we gonna meet each other there, or are we all gonna drive in one car." Ichigo inquired.
"Hold the presses, I have an idea. Tell everyone to meet me in front of Cesar's palace at 3 o'clock sharp.
Okay?"
"Mmmm hmmm! That's a roger!" Ichigo saluted her.
IN FRONT OF CESAR'S PALACE AT THREE
"Okay folks, here's the plan: First we're gonna wait here for a few of my friends, and then we're gonna go
to the movies and watch one of the new movies, I Robot." Keioki elucidated.
"And until then...?" Kana asked.
"Until then you'll shut up and wait." Keioki said.
"Roger!" Everyone chimed.
After about fifteen minutes of whining and waiting (most of the whining coming from Kana), the 'friends'
finally arrived. They were driving two white stretch limos.
"Nice!!!" Kagome ran her finger over the limo she was gonna ride in.
This is the list of who rode in what limo. Kagome, Sango, Kirara, Botan, Kayco, and Yukina all rode in the
first one. Kana, Keioki, Ichigo, Iona, and Chiyo rode in the other one.
"This is awesome! This thing even has a TV with channels and a drink maker! How long till we get to the
movies?" Yukina asked Keioki over the walky talkies.
"Um... probably about an hour. I picked a far away location so we could enjoy these limos before we had
to get out. I know most of you haven't ridden in a limo before, so I thought I'd treat you all to a nice
comfortable ride in a while limo." Keioki explained.
"Cool!" Everyone cheered.
"What is all in these limos, Keioki?" Kana asked.
"There's a TV, VCR, DVD player, Playstation 2, Xbox, Gamecube, coffee and drink maker, and a small
snack fridge. Cool, huh?" Keioki laughed.
IN THE FRONT OF THE THEATERS
"So, what are we gonna see again?" Kagome asked.
"We're gonna watch the new movie, I, Robot." Ichigo said.
"Right!" Kana got up and out of the limo and walked up to the theater with all the rest of them.
"We'd like 11 tickets to I, Robot please." Keioki said. "Can we get a party discount?"
"Sure!" The man typed on the computer and gave Keioki tickets for everyone.
"Domo!" Keioki smiled and walked off.
"Domo?" the man scratched his head.
"I hope the movie's good!" Sango clapped her hands.
"I've seen the commercials, it kind of seems like if you'd switch demon's place with the robot's it'd be an
exact replica of our world!" Kagome giggled.
"No kidding!" Kayco agreed.
"When's the movie supposed to start?" Kirara asked.
"Oh, at about 2 I think." Botan answered.
"All right. So we have like five minutes to get settled." Keioki pulled out her wallet. "So let's get some
snacks."
After about six minutes they went into the theater and sat down. The previews had started, but not the
movie. [A/N: I have absolutely no clue how they're gonna understand the English movie, but let's just pretend it's a Japanese movie theater or that they miraculously learned English for less than two hours then totally forgot how to say it, but whatever.]
"That was an awesome movie!!!" Yukina exclaimed.
"No kidding! It was a great mix of comedy, horror, and action!" Iona agreed.
"I wanna see it again!" Chiyo laughed.
"I don't think it was that scary." Ichigo frowned.
"Ichigo!" Keioki rolled her eyes.
"What do you wanna do now?" Kagome asked.
"Uh, me and Kayco have a date tonight at 6 o'clock, so we'd better get going and get ready." Botan explained.
"Oh, okay. What time do you think you'll be back???" Kirara asked.
"Probably around eight if we just eat and hang out for a while." Kayco shrugged.
"Okay! Bye, bye friends!" Yukina blushed.
AT SIX O'CLOCK
"So, we are eating at Captain Red's Steakhouse." Kayco said as they stepped out of Botan's Jeep.
"Yep! Koenma and Yusuke were supposed to meet us here. I hope they show." Botan smiled.
"Yea. If they don't they're gonna get a piece of my mind." Kayco snorted.
"I don't think Yusuke's the type to turn down a date, especially one from you. I'm sure he'll show up, I'm just not so sure about Koenma." Botan yawned. "Speaking of which, I'm gonna call him. Just to make sure he's coming." She took out her cell and dialed Koenma's number.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Koenma, it's me, Botan. Are you gonna come or what?"
"Oh. Yea, I'm on my way. It was just heading to that one seafood restaurant you told me about. It is right down the street from Circus Circus, right?"
"Yea! Wow, Koenma, I'm impressed. I can't believe you're actually going through with this!" Botan chuckled.
"Hey! That's not very nice!" Koenma frowned.
"So, you do know where it is, right?"
"Yup. Of course. I'll be there in a second." And just then Yusuke's car pulled up.
"Hey Yusuke!" Kayco ran over to him and hugged him.
"Okay, all right, yea, bye Koenma!" and with that Botan hung up.
"Whad up? Is he coming?" Yusuke asked.
"Yep! He'll be here in another few minutes."
TWO HOURS LATER
"Why isn't he here yet???" Botan screeched over handing the waiter the bill. "I'm calling that nincompoop."
"Hello?"
"Koenma where are you????"
"Sorry, I got caught up in traffic."
"At eight o'clock at night??? You pathetic loser!!!"
"Botan! Calm down! At least it saved us money!" Yusuke laughed nervously.
"GGGGRRRRR!!!" Botan's face was red.
"Sorry, Botan. Maybe next time." Koenma hung up.
"He said he'd come!" Botan cried as she ran off.
"Botan! You forgot your- car." Kayco sighed.
"He really ate her." Yusuke shook his head.
"That jerk's gonna get a piece of my mind!" Kayco raised a fist (anime vain).
"Trust me, Keioki can handle that." Yusuke's sweat dropped.
AT Keioki's HOUSE
"Where's Botan? She was supposed to be home an hour ago. I'm starting to get a little worried." Sango frowned.
"I know. Maybe we should look for her." Ichigo sighed.
"I can use my super telepathic abilities to find her!" Keioki stroke a pose.
"No. Why don't we just look for them the old fashioned way." Kana rolled her eyes.
"Yea! Using telepathic powers is no fun!" Kirara crossed her arms.
"Oh all right, you win. Let's go look for our friend."
"This is perfect. Everyone left Keioki's house, probably looking for you and me. We shoulda called." Yusuke moaned.
"I know. Wait a minute, did Botan go home yet?" Kayco asked.
"I'm not sure, really. I hope so." Yusuke shrugged.
Kayco took out the key to Keioki's house and walked in. "Come on in till they get back. I don't want to stay in a big house like this alone."
"All right. What is there to do in this house?"
"Nothing really frazzle dazzle. Just the basics, plus a swimming pool, mini movie theater, and a bar. Not that amazing."
"Oh. Wanna hang out at the bar?"
WITH Keioki AND THE GIRLS
"We still haven't found her."
"HELLO!!! WE'RE LOOKING IN LAS VEGAS!!! SHE MAY NOT EVEN BE IN VEGAS!!! SHE COULD BE ANYWHERE!!!" Chiyo screamed. "Anywhere in the whole would." She cried.
"Don't give up, gurl. We'll find her. She can't survive on her own!" Iona threw her hands in the air.
"Don't get carried away, Iona. She can surely survive on her own. All she needs to do is get enough money for a plane ticket back home, and live back at her house. But she's not gonna run away and never communicate with us again. Come on, she's our best friend!" Kirara assured them.
"Maybe you're right. All we need to do is go back home, and wait for her to come back." Yukina sighed.
"If only..." Kayco sighed over playing on the internet. "Cool! They have discount negligees! Awesome! I'll have to buy one for everyone!" she typed in to buy 11.
She bought a pink one for Botan, a blue one for Kana, a black one for Ichigo, a dark green one for Iona, a gold one for Yukina, a white one for Kirara, an orange one for Sango, a dark blue one for Kagome, a green one for Chiyo, and a black and white one for Keioki.
"Okay! Let's do this! (puff)" Kurama held up the black package tied with a white ribbon and with a Ying Yang symbol on the tie of the bow (it held the negligee that he bought for Keioki a while ago) in front of him. Then he knocked on her door.
"Hello?" Keioki's new maid answered the door.
"Hi. Is Keioki here?"
"Yes, follow me."
They walked up the second set of stairs, and around a corner to Keioki's room. The maid rang the doorbell to Keioki's room door.
"Hello?"
"Someone's here to see you master Keioki."
"Hi Kurama! How nice to see you here! I can't believe you'd come by to see me!" Keioki smiled from ear to ear.
"Keioki? You seem... different." Kurama raised his eyebrows.
Keioki kept the fake smile on her face.
"Keioki. That smile, is fake."
"I know." She said threw clenched teeth.
"What's the matter?" Kurama asked.
Keioki gestured for Kurama to come and sit on her couch.
"Botan ran away last night. She hasn't come back since." Keioki cried.
"Oh. Well, would this be a bad time to give you this?" Kurama held up the present.
"No way! This may be just what I need right now!" Keioki ripped open the box. "What is this???" she held up the negligee.
"I thought you might like it... you know, because it's red, and it'll look good on you!" Kurama smiled.
"This is a NEGLIGEE!!!"
"Uh, yea. Don't you like it?" Kurama frowned. [A/N: Gee, what a switch...]
"Get out of my ROOOOOOOMMMM!!!"
"Hey, Kagome, are you worried about Botan?" Yukina asked.
"Yea. I really do miss her Kagome. I wish she'd come back. Do you think she'll ever come back?" Sango asked.
"Mmmm hmmm. I just met her, but she seems like a really nice person. Wait a minute, does she have a cell phone?" Kagome asked.
"Yea! That's right! Yukina! Do you know anybody who would know it???" Sango looked at Yukina.
"Oh yea!!! You're a genius, Kagome!!!"
"Wait! There's no signal!" Kayco hung up the phone. "Koenma really tore her apart."
"Huh? Koenma? Um, mind explaining a little bit here?" Keioki raised her eyebrows.
"Oh. When we went on a date the other night, Koenma didn't show up, and she got upset. He promised he would come, and he has a record of breaking promises. He really tore her up this time." Kayco sighed.
"Wow! You know, that kid's really starting to get on my nerves." Ichigo snarled (anime vain).
"Tell me about it." Keioki growled.
"What should we do?" Iona asked.
"I've got a plan. I've got a history with spying. I have a kit that we can use, and I also have a whole bunch of neat gadgets we can use to track her cell phone down. That way we can find her in a snap!" Chiyo giggled.
"Wow, Chiyo, I didn't know you had it in you!" Keioki laughed.
"Hey!" (anime vain).
AN HOUR LATER
"Okay, I've traced her current location." Chiyo had hooked up one of her gadgets to her TV and was trying to find Botan's cell phone and pager on the world map.
"How does this thing work?" Keioki asked.
"Hm, I'm not really sure, all I know is it tracks down a certain cell phone and after that, l zoom in on it. Otherwise I'm not sure. I think it tracks down the signal." Chiyo explained.
"Oh, okay then." Keioki nodded.
"But wait, if Botan doesn't have a signal on her phone..." Kagome's voice trailed off.
"Then we'll track down where it was last, and start from there. I'm sure she wont expect that we've been spying on her." Chiyo said.
"No kidding. I don't think anyone would expect you to be a master spy. That just doesn't sound right." Kana laughed.
"Hey! That's not very nice." Chiyo pouted. After a while of typing and clicking, she finally figured out where Botan's cell phone was. "All right, she's right outside of Circus Circus, or she was when her cell phone had a signal."
"Good!" Kayco threw her hand in the air. "Let's find her!"
IN Inu-Yasha AND Miroku's ROOM
"I wonder where all the girls are. Normally, by this time of day, Kagome would have called me about five times already." Inu-Yasha sighed.
"I know. And Sango would've slapped me at least twice." Miroku shrugged. "Maybe they're busy."
"I just wish they would at least call us."
"Why don't we call them on their cell phones?" Miroku advised.
"Good idea! I'll call Kagome, and you call Sango." Inu-Yasha smiled. "Maybe they're just out doing something."
"No dur! What do you think you'd call Sango???" Miroku laughed.
"Yea. But what if they found new boyfriends or something, what if they're going out with them right now!!!" Miroku was panicking.
"Yea, right. I don't think they'd dump us without dumping us." Inu-Yasha crossed his arms. "Kagome and Sango just aren't like that. Especially Kagome, she is crazy about me, and she's very trustworthy and nice."
"And Sango...?" Miroku asked.
"Oh, she's a different story. She loves you do death, but she sure does get mad at you. But one thing's for sure, she's definitely not dumping you for no reason like that, especially if she doesn't tell you!" Inu-Yasha assured him.
"I hope you're right, bro, I really do."
"So, why are we wearing these high tech spy outfits again?" Sango asked.
"Oh, because it sets the mood for spying. I want to find Botan just as much as you guys do, so we're gonna use all the gadgets we have to find her." Chiyo winked.
"I hope we can find her using all this high tech junk." Ichigo raised one eyebrow.
"Come on, show a little confidence in me, will ya? I mean, all I know is once we follow the signal, we just may be closer then ever." Chiyo nodded.
"All right, I'll show a little confidence, but it'll be hard." Ichigo rolled eyes.
BONK
"F-f-fate is c-c-cruel..."
"Serve's you right!" Chiyo humphed.
"So, you said she's by Circus Circus, right? Is she still there?" Kagome asked.
"That's what the sensor says. And my sensor's never wrong. I dunno. Like I said before, it tracks down the signal, or where the signal was shut down or lost. Maybe she shut off her cell phone or is in a no cell phone signal area thingy place." Chiyo shrugged. "All we can do now is wait and see."
WITH Hiei AND Kurama
"I wonder where the girls are." Kurama flipped the channel again. "Oh look, Spanish soap operas."
"They're probably just out doing something. Besides, they have the right to do something without telling us, right?" Hiei asked.
"NO! They can't just run off without telling me!"
"It's a free country buddy."
"I'm gonna call Keioki." Kurama picked up the phone and dialed Keioki's cell phone number.
"I don't get why you're so upset."
"The reason I'm so upset is because she yelled at me for giving her a present this morning."
"What'd ya give her?"
"A negligee."
"No wonder!!!" Hiei slapped his forehead.
"What do you mean, 'no wonder'?"
"Remember when Naraku raped her?" Hiei bit his lip.
"Oh! I never thought about that!" Kurama sighed. "I guess she does have a reason."
"Yea, jeez, she got raped by her worst enemy, give her a break."
"Hello?" Kurama heard Keioki's voice answer the phone.
"Hi Keioki! I was just wondering where you were."
"Oh! Kurama! Hi! I'm walking around town looking for Botan." Keioki explained.
"What?" Kurama sat up. "Looking for Botan? You mean you haven't found her yet???"
"Nope. She ran away after her date last night. Apparently Koenma broke a promise to her as usual or something. Oh, someday..." Keioki growled.
"Ch, sounds like something that would happen to me."
"Listen, Kurama, I want to apologize about this morning, I'm really sorry, I overreacted." Keioki apologized.
"Oh, no problem. You had a reason to be mad. I never thought about it." Kurama laughed nervously.
"So, do you want to get together sometime or something?"
"Sure! That sounds good to me!" Kurama said, finally mellowing down a bit.
"How about tomorrow night at a club called the Atomic Kitten. They're having a special dance special." Keioki laughed. Oooo idea!
"Okay! So, I'll meet you there at 8?"
"Sure sounds good to me!"
"So it's a date!"
"Bu bye!"
"So how'd it go?" Hiei asked once they hung up.
"We're going out tomorrow night at eight!" Kurama said proudly.
"No kidding?!" Hiei laughed. "I'm impressed."
"Hey! She is my girlfriend already. Shouldn't we go on a date?" Kurama's face started to turn red.
"Well, yea but, she did get a little mad at you this morning, you know." Hiei chuckled.
"Some confidence you have." Kurama made a puppy dog face.
"Sorry!" Hiei just laughed again.
Kurama snorted.
"So, have are we getting warmer?" Kana asked desperately.
"We're almost there Kana, calm down will ya???" Chiyo huffed.
"Come on, can't we take a break? We've been at it for hours!" Kirara pleaded.
"Um, guys, we've been at it for thirty minutes! You're so weak!" Ichigo laughed.
"Well excuse me Miss I'm stronger than anyone else in the world." Yukina grunted.
"Sorry, but Chiyo's right, we've only been at it for thirty minutes. We went on for hours on our walk the other day!" Ichigo reminded them.
"Yea, but we had water bottles and took breaks then." Kagome pouted.
"Well, I guess that's kind of it, but still, it's only been thirty minutes!" Keioki giggled. "You guys are such wimps!"
"Tell me about it!" Chiyo agreed. "Wait! The signal's getting stronger!"
Everyone looks up to the sun (Hallelujah Chorus).
"I think... it's... right... there!" Chiyo pointed at the trash can.
"Better look again genius." Kana snickered.
"Shut up! Maybe she cut out the signal here!" Chiyo figured.
Everyone ran up to the trash can and looked inside. "Ewwww!"
"Wait! There's the cell phone! Wait she threw it in the trash can???" Sango asked.
"I guess so! I can't believe it though. She used to love us so much! Now she hates us!" Keioki cried.
All of the sudden the cell phone rang. Everyone jumped.
"I'll get it." Kayco picked it up. "Hello?"
"Botan! It's me, Koenma again! I told you I wouldn't stop calling until you answered! I-" Kayco hung up the phone.
"No wonder she threw it away! She doesn't hate us! Koenma's practically harassing her!" Kayco hissed.
"What do you mean?" Keioki asked.
"That was Koenma, he though I was Botan . He said, 'I told you I wouldn't top calling until you answered!' What a loser." Kayco murmured.
"You've gotta be kidding me! Oh, when I get my hands on him...!" Keioki growled.
"So, for now we might as well get back to our lives." Kana sighed. "For now, what shall we do to find her?"
"I might be able to trace another mechanical device of hers. Does she have a pager or a mini computer thingy?" Chiyo asked.
"I think she has a 'mini computer thingy' why don't we try and trace that?" Kayco suggested.
"All right!" Chiyo punched in a whole bunch of numbers and letters in the tracking device and then said. "I got her!"
"Wow! You're good, Chiyo!" Yukina raised her eyebrows.
"She's back at Keioki's house!" Chiyo said, sounding surprised.
"Wow! Let's head over there before she throws away her computer and runs off again!" Sango made a break for Keioki's.
"Hey wait for us!" everyone chimed.
Shippo and Miroku were hanging out at the mall while Inu-Yasha went to the bathroom.
"So you're telling me you still haven't called them? You're such wimps!" Shippo laughed.
"Shut up, man!" Miroku slapped the laughing Shippo.
"Then why don't you call them right now." Shippo rubbed his very red face.
"All right! I will!" Miroku picked up his cell and dialed Sango's.
"Hello?" Sango was panting.
"Hey, Sango. What's up?"
"We're running all around the country looking for Botan. She ran away the other night and we've been looking everywhere for her." Sango explained.
"So I've heard. Kurama told Inu-Yasha who told Shippo who told Hiei who told Hiten who told Me. A very complicated process if you ask me." Miroku giggled.
"Well, now that you know why I haven't slapped you yet, I'd better get going. Buh bye!" and with that she hung up.
Miroku slowly hung the phone up. "How did she know?" then he shook his head, "whatever. For now, when is Inu gonna get back?"
"He's been gone for almost fifteen minutes now. That isn't right." Shippo's face turned green. "Oh god."
All the sudden Inu-Yasha came back out of the bathroom. "Hey guys! Um, Shippo, why's you're face green?"
"Never mind."
"What did you flush your head down the toilet or something?" Miroku chuckled.
"Hey! I just had to.... Never mind." Inu-Yasha blushed. "Let us go now."
"So. What do you wanna do now that you're free from the bathroom's evil clutches." Shippo laughed out loud.
"How about we go home. I'm in the mood for a nap." Miroku yawned.
"Why all of the sudden?" Inu-Yasha asked.
"Because I'm tired. You mind?" Miroku asked.
"I'm gonna go to Circus Circus to gamble. You can go back to the suit if you want to but I'd rather stay out." Inu-Yasha patted Miroku on the back.
"All right! See ya'll later!" Miroku waved as he walked off. "I wonder what's up with him. He never gambles."
"YOU MEAN SHE'S NOT HERE???!!!" Keioki screamed after finding an empty house.
"Sorry, gurl. I guess I my calculations wrong!" Chiyo scratched the back of her head and blushed.
"Wait, Chiyo! Maybe she just moved." Kagome comforted her. "Let's see..." she picked up Chiyo's tracker and punched in a few keys. " Bingo, I was right, she just moved. It's seems she's in a bar near the Blue Flmingo."
"Wow, Kagome! It's almost like you're a master spy!" Chiyo's eyes were sparkling.
"Well, I guess you could say I did a little spying back in my days..."
FLASHBACK
My older brother, Sota, is a very mean criminal mastermind (okay, slight exaggeration, he steals and rips people off, and I'm not going any further). One day I was bored and decided to take out my special spy gear and snuck in on him and his friends. I used my super suction cups to perch myself on the ceiling. I heard them talking:
"Hey! What do you guys wanna do today?" Fuyuki (one of Sota's friends) asked. "I can't think of anything."
"I'm getting kind of thirsty, hey, why don't you go get us some sodas, Seto." Sota laughed.
"All right. Be back in like thirty minutes!" Seto walked out the clubhouse door and ran towards WalMart.
"Oh no! Those poor innocent people! They're about to get robbed by my brother's best friend. I wont let it happen!" I thought.
A couple years earlier (when I was 6, to be exact), I saw my brother and his friends stealing something really rare and expensive. He told me to pinky swear that I wouldn't tell mom and dad if I wanted to keep my frontal lobes, but I wasn't gonna let him off that easy. So I followed him. He ran into the store and into the food isle. I ran in there and followed him close behind. I saw him walk into the coke isle in the store, grab a few cokes, then stuff them in his backpack.
No way! I have an idea! I grabbed one of those ink tag guns and shot one on his backpack and before he saw me, ran off. "Yea!" I rubbed my hands together and laughed.
Once he tried to sneak out the door, the alarm went off. "Yea! Uh huh uh huh uh huh!" I did a little jig while I waited for security.
They slammed him up against the wall and asked him, "Where is it?"
"Where is what?"
They took off his backpack and found a whole bunch of stolen cokes. "Ah ha!" They pulled all of them out. "So, you thought you could steal a few cokes huh? Wait, there's an ink tag on this thing. Looks like someone caught you red handed and tagged you!" the officer laughed. "Now, how are we gonna punish you for this?"
All of the sudden Seta looked up and saw me snickering in the corner with my black spy outfit on. "I'll get you!" He mouthed.
END OF FLASHBACK
"Wow, Kagome! I never knew that you could be a spy." Chiyo's eyes widened.
"Yea, it sounded like one of my grandma's old childhood stories." Ichigo yawned.
"Ichigo!!!" Everyone screamed.
"So, you say she's at a bar? Are you sure you're used to this? Botan never goes to bars." Kayco told them.
"Are you sure? Because unless we caught the wrong signal or something, she's definitely there." Chiyo assured them.
"Okay. I'll trust you for now. But if she's not there I'm gonna kill you guys." Kayco said.
"All right. But so we can get there faster and she wont run off again, we'll take my car." Inu-Yasha walked up behind them.
"Hey! Inu-Babe! I mean, Inu-Yasha." Kagome blushed.
"I have a white SUV. So I guess we'll all be taking that." Inu-Yasha shrugged and started up the car.
"No kidding!" Everyone got in the car, Inu-Yasha and Kagome sat up in the front. Sango, Keioki, Ichigo, and Kayco sat in the middle. Yukina, Kirara, and Chiyo. The rest of them rode in Kana's pink Cadillac.
"So, we should be there in no time. I hope she doesn't move before we even get there!" Kana sped up. "I've gotta get there before everyone else so I can be the hero!"
"Kana! What are you doing? You're gonna run into us!" Inu-Yasha gaped into his rear view mirror.
"Kana! You're an idiot!" Ichigo screamed out the window.
But Kana didn't seem to hear, she just kept on going.
"Okay, if we don't want her to hit us, we've got to speed up!" Inu-Yasha kicked it into high gear and took off.
It was then that Yukina started to get hysterical. She had a history of paranoia attacks. So she gets all jittery and jumpy and she screeches a lot.
Oh my god! We're gonna run into that fencepost! She thought as they zoomed around a corner. Everyone screamed. Oh my god! We're gonna hit that car! She thought as they almost ran into a car that swerved to the side. Eeeek! We're gonna run into that dude! She screamed.
"Calm down Yukina! We're just going a little over the speed limit." Chiyo tried to comfort her.
"A little! I'd think we're in a car chase here!" Yukina held onto her seatbelt. "Speaking of which, where the heck is Kana and the others?"
"Why did we get pulled over and not them!" Kana screeched as she took the ticket from the scowling police man.
Okay, the police man didn't speak Japanese, so he just hopped back onto his motorcycle and drove off.
"No kidding. Let's speed up even more to catch up with them!" Iona laughed.
"No way! That ticket costed me 200 dollars, whatever that means." Kana cried.
"200 dollars is about 20000 yin." Iona translated.
"20000 yin!!!" Kana banged her head on the wheel (which made the horn honk, by the way).
"Yep. Sorry, but next time, why don't you lay back a little. You almost ran into a pedestrian. That's the whole reason we got pulled over in the first place." Iona rolled her eyes.
"Sorry, but um, you don't happen to know where that bar where Botan's supposed to be is, do you?"
Iona's sweat dropped. "I'll just call up Inu-Yasha and find out." She pulled out her cell phone and dialed his number.
"Hello?" she heard him answer.
"Hey, Inu-Yasha! It's me, Iona. You don't happen to know where that bar that we're heading to is do you?"
"Hey! Iona! Where are you guys?" Inu-Yasha asked.
"We got pulled over for speeding." Iona chuckled nervously.
"Oh jeez. I guess that means I'd better slow down a bit." Inu-Yasha let up on the gas pedal.
"Yea! That ticket cost Kana 20000 yin. You'd better watch out. I think that police man's headed you're way."
"Okay. Just to let you know we're almost there. All you have to do is go straight until you run into Circus Circus. Then all you have to do is go straight again until you see the Blue Flmingo. After that it should be like, a building away from it. You'll know where it is, because it has an even flashier sign than that cheesy club we went to the other day." Inu-Yasha explained.
"All right." Iona nodded, and then hung up.
"We're almost there, Kana. For now, try and lay low a little bit." Iona giggled.
"Okay, now that we're finally here, why don't we all see if she's still here!" Chiyo panted. She was still out of breath from when Yukina was chocking her out of fear. "Yukina, you're such a loser."
"It's not my fault Inu-Yasha was speeding like a bat out of hell!" Yukina rubbed her very red face (Inu-Yasha had accidentally ran a stop light, and after that he stopped right before they hit the line, that left a mark on everyone!).
"Sorry. If Kana hadn't sped up so much, no one would be complaining so much." Inu-Yasha's face turned red.
"Okay, here we go. Remember our deal, Chiyo, if she's not in here, I'll rip you're eyeballs out and throw them in the ocean." Ichigo growled.
"Come on guys, I'm pretty sure she's in here, the signal's origin is still here." Chiyo assured them.
"It'd better be." Keioki rolled her sleeves up.
Once they opened the door, the found Botan sitting one the bar, looking very drunk, drinking some whiskey. "Oh, hi guys. What brings you here?"
"Um, maybe we should be asking you the same question!" Yukina spat at her.
"Well, sooorryyyy! I ran away after the date and took my car with me. By the way, is Koenma dead yet?" Botan asked.
"Naw, not yet anyways. I think I'll take care of that personally." Keioki growled.
"I still can't believe you ran away without telling us where you were." Kayco's eyes were swelling up with tears. "I missed you so much Botan!!!" she ran over to Botan and squeezed her to death.
"I missed you too, guys. But I knew if I hang out with you, Koenma'd eventually find us and try and talk to me about what happened. I probably did take it a little too seriously, but I had the right to! He always does this kind of stuff, besides, I think he's still drooling over Keioki." Botan pouted.
"You've gotta be kidding! I've never really noticed!" Keioki put her finger up to her mouth.
Everyone fell over anime style.
"So, how could you not have!!!???" Inu-Yasha asked.
"Oh, well, I guess I hated him too much to really noticed. Ever since he dumped me I did nothing but hate him. I guess... hm. Whatever. For now, why don't we all have a little rave at his hotel room!" Keioki laughed evilly.
"Keioki, I think you're over reacting a little bit. For now all we need to do is ignore this whole thing until it slips right by us." Kayco shrugged.
"Uh, Kayco, I don't think that's possible!" Ichigo scratched her head.
"Yea, I'm gonna have to agree with her." Sango nodded.
"Okay then, why don't we all go back to Japan without telling him. He'll call me one day and we wont even be there!" Botan laughed evilly.
"Botan! You're so evil!" Kagome slapped her lightly.
"Hey, wait, that is a good idea! But we have to wait till the day after tomorrow. That way I can fit in the date I have planned." Keioki told them.
"Oh, all right. Wait, a date with whom, may I ask." Ichigo raised her brow.
"Why don't we all head home and I'll clue you in on the plan.
BACK AT Keioki's HOUSE
"So, we're all gonna wear the negligees Kayco bought us, and the one you got from Kurama to put on a show at a club for everyone?" Yukina asked.
"Yep! It'll be funny! Don't you think?" Keioki was beaming.
"Well, I'd like to see the look on Shippo's face when he sees Kirara dirty dancing!" Sango thought for a moment.
"Hey! If anyone's dirty dancing here, it's definitely not me! I don't even want to do this in the first place!!!" Kirara crossed her arms. "I don't have to, do I?"
"Pweeese???" Everyone looked at her with their best puppy dog pout.
"Fine!" Kirara laughed. "Ya'll got me. But don't go telling anyone I even wanted to in the first place!"
"All right, so we're all ready?" Keioki asked.
"Yea!" Everyone nodded.
"Perfect. Okay, the house meeting is officially over!" Keioki slammed her mallet on the table.
"Great. What's for dinner?" Kagome asked.
"How about we have a home made one tonight. We invite everyone (except Koenma, of course)." Keioki suggested.
"Yea, but what shall we eat?" Ichigo inquired.
"We can have roast beef, turkey, ham, peas, potatoes, tomato soup, salad, buttered and seasoned angel hair, lo mein, and garlic bread!" Keioki counted everything on her fingers. "Let's see... is that enough?"
"Oh, it's more than enough!" Kana drooled.
THAT NIGHT AT DINNER
"Thank you for inviting us, Keioki!" Miroku bowed slightly.
"No prob. We were all bored and tired of eating out anyway!" Keioki smiled. "Okay, Nora, you take all their coats, Sarah, you clean up, and Chef Yumi, you make all the food."
"You sure have made a lot of preparations!" Inu-Yasha said.
"Yep! I want it to be fun and formal!" Keioki nodded her head violently.
"We're supposed to dress formal?" Hiten looked down at his clothes. "Oops."
"Don't worry. I've got plenty of clothes you guys could wear!" Keioki calmed them.
"Neat!" Shippo paused. "Wait, why would you have men's wear in the first place?"
"You can never be too careful. Besides, I have had my fair share of brothers you know." Keioki explained.
"All righty then. Why don't we get you dressed. There's a men's locker room in the back. Just go through those doors right there, turn right after you pass three other hallways, and there's a sauna, you go past that and it's the next door down."
"You sure do have a complicated house, Keioki." Yusuke added as they all trotted down the hallway.
"Okay, they've all gotten here, so why don't we all get ready!" Botan ran up to her room. "Last one dressed is a rotten egg!"
"How childish." Kana muttered under her breath, but everyone seemed to like the idea.
"Kana! I bet I can beat you up the stairs!" Chiyo dragged her friend across the house.
"Oh Kami..." Kana growled.
So once they all got dressed, they came back down the stairs and sat down.
Keioki dressed in a white dress (she was in a good mood for once). Kana dressed in a blue one. Botan dressed in pale pink. Kayco wore purple. Ichigo wore black (gee, what a surprise). Chiyo dressed in green. Yukina wore red. Kirara decided to wear a cream-like color. Sango wore light orange. Kagome put on dark blue. Iona wore lilac.
"Wow! They're hot!" Miroku drooled.
Inu-Yasha slapped his back.
"What was that for?"
"Hey guys! Sit down and make yourselves at home!" Keioki gestured for them to go into the living room. "After dinner we're gonna have one of those formal dance things... what are they called again?"
"You mean, a ball?" Iona asked.
"Yea! One of those things!" Keioki nodded.
"So, what am I going to do during event?" Botan asked, sounding sad.
"Oh! Um, you can dance with a dummy." Chiyo suggested.
"You've gotta be kidding! How about I just go up to my room or something." Botan sighed. "Just go on without me!"
"Botan, enough with the drama tics. We'll figure it out once it starts, okay?" Ichigo snorted.
"All right." Botan shrugged.
For now, when is the food gonna be done?" Kana asked.
"Kana! You're such a pig!" Iona grunted.
"So?"
Once dinner started they all decided to make this a time for them all to get to know each other better. You know, one of those socials. They did just meet like a few weeks ago anyways.
"You're kidding! I can't believe you actually own a motorcycle! I've always wanted one!" Kana was talking to Kurama.
"Keioki, maybe it's my imagination, but... do I sense some jealousy going on here?" Ichigo asked her friend, who was enviously staring at Kana and Kurama.
GLARE
"It's you're imagination!" Keioki growled (bursts in flames).
"So, I've always wanted to have one of those motor homes. I hear there's such thing as one that has cable and everything. It even looks like a regular house!" Kagome was gossiping with Chiyo.
"No way!" Chiyo stared at her. "I hear there was one with a hot tub installed."
"No kidding?!"
Everyone seemed to be having a grand old time. All except for Botan. It seemed that she was still sulking over Koenma. I can't believe I actually trusted him for once. All he ever does is lie and bitch and complain. And plus he always seems so happy! Even after he completely ignores me and forgets to go on a date, or 'forgets' to come to my house, or 'forgets' to call me or something like that. I'm beginning to wonder if I'm even into him still. He's cute and funny and maybe not so talented and maybe a little perverted, but jeez, he can sure be a pain in the ass sometimes.
"Botan, are you listening? Botan?" Botan was awoken from her daydream by Kayco. "You know, you really need to get over it and stop sulking. You'll never get better this way. Besides, you know he's gonna come running back to you and begging for you to forgive him. Besides, you know he loves you. He may be a perverted geek, but come on, give him a break!"
"I know. It's just so hard to forgive him sometimes. Especially after he does something likes this." Botan cried.
"I know it's hard, but if you keep it up you'll never get better. Who knows, you may even commit suicide!" Kayco's eyes widened.
"Kayco, I'm not gonna commit suicide over something as stupid as this. All I have to do is get back at him and all will be well." Botan assured her.
"All right. I trust you Botan. Just make sure you don't get too mad!" Kayco patted her friend on the shoulders and then got back to eating.
THE NEXT MORNING
(during a house meeting)
"Okay we're all gonna do something really cool today, but we need to prepare. First we need to figure out what outfits we're gonna wear. Then we're gonna figure out the routine. And last we're gonna carry out the plan. Have I made myself clear?" Keioki asked.
"Crystal!" Everyone saluted her.
"Great. So, does anyone have any ideas on what we shall wear?" Keioki took out a piece of paper and a pencil.
"Yea! We could all wear our own design of Japanese dresses!" Kayco suggested.
"Good idea! We could all wear a normal, non-flashy Japanese style dress!" Keioki nodded in agreement.
"Oooo! Oooo! Pick me! Meee!" Kana waved her hand in the air.
"All right, Kana. You have any ideas?" Keioki asked.
"Sure! Why don't we all wear normal Japanese dresses and we can slowly rip pieces of them off while we're dancing. Hm?" Kana suggested.
"Wow! Good idea Kana! For once." Keioki murmured under her breath.
"Yea! And once we finish stripping to a very little amount of clothing left (and we have to make sure that it looks like we don't have negligees on under our clothes) we can rip our clothes off, and if the whole audience hasn't fainted by then, we can dance around in our negligees." Yukina suggested.
"Nice! Now that's what I call dirty thinking, Yukina!" Kana giggled evilly.
"So, do you like the idea?" Yukina asked hopefully.
"We love it!" they all chimed.
"I can't wait till tonight!" Keioki squealed.
THAT NIGHT
"Okay, here we go!" Keioki took a deep breath.
"I can't believe we're actually going through with this!" Yukina's knees were knocking.
"You mean you didn't think you actually were gonna do this? Dang. You need to get out more!" Kana laughed.
"Hey babes!" a man named Carlito waved at them. "You're in on five."
"All right guys. Let's go over the plan!" Keioki pasted a poster on the wall with the directions on what they were supposed to do. "Okay, first we have to..."
After about six minutes they were finally on the stage and ready for the performance.
"Hit it Leonardo!" Keioki yelled to the DJ. All of the sudden the Destiny's Child song "I'm a Survivor" began to play. [A/N: Okay, I'd like to give most (about 95%) of the next part of this story, credit to my best bud, and co-writer Inu-Babe 24/7 (I got the 24/7 in my name from hers) thank you for your time]
The whole time, they were all in sync. First, they all walked onto the stage, with Keioki in the front, and all the others were lined up beside her. First they were all dressed up in tuxedo-like Japanese dresses. First they each had a black colored cane with a white tip, and they were also each wearing a black and white top hat with sparkles on it.
"All right girls, let's get started." Keioki whispered to all of them.
"Yea!" They all smiled and began the routine.
So, first they all stepped in front of Keioki, while she was in the back. They started to dirty dance. And the whole audience pretty much yawned.
Oh! They'd better get ready for the end of this routine! Kayco giggled in her head.
Then they all stepped aside Keioki took her cane and slowly ripped her skirt on the sides, all the way up to her waist.
All of the guy's eyes bulged open.
Yea! I can't wait for the grand finale! Keioki smiled.
While she ripped her skirt all the way up, so did the rest of the girls.
"No way!" Miroku drooled like crazy.
"Miroku!" Sango sneered as all of the girls walked down the runway. Then she twirled her cane around her finger so it slapped Miroku. "Ha ha! That's what you get you drooling lecher!"
"Whoa!" all the guys in the audience stared as the wind coming from Sango's twirling cane blew her skirt up.
Sango blushed and got back to the routine.
Next they all went back in normal formation and ripped their long sleeves off. Since the negligees were sleeveless, they couldn't see that they had them on (in other words, it looked like they were naked under the dresses).
"Whoa!" all the guys in the audience drooled.
All the girls punched all the boys.
After they ripped the sleeves and the very top of their dress off, they danced around a little bit more, and then stripped of the bottom of their skirts.
Then they dirty danced again.
When they were finished dancing, Keioki took her cane and rolled it all the way up her leg so that her skirt was pulled up all the way to the very top of her leg. All the guys followed the cane until she dropped her skirt back right above her knees.
"Aww, man." All the guys sighed.
Once they danced again, they ripped off their dresses completely.
Half the guys in the audience fainted. All except for Miroku, Kurama, Inu-Yasha, Hiei, Hiten, Kwabara, and all the rest of the girls boyfriends. They all stared at their girlfriend.
"Miroku, is this what you're been waiting for you're entire life?" Inu-Yasha whispered to his friend.
"Oh yea! I mean, sort of." Miroku blushed.
One of the guys in the audience started pointing at Keioki and saying, "She's hot. I wish I could have a girl like her on my hands!"
As soon as Keioki heard that, she walked up to Kurama and kissed him on the lips. Kurama blushed and all of the other guy's faces turned red.
"Almost time to get off the stage girls." Carlito whispered to them.
"Right!" Keioki whispered back.
After they finished their entire routine, they jumped into the audience and made out with their boyfriends (still in negligees!).
"Nice one!" Hiei congratulated the girls. "I'm sure everyone will remember that for a while. For now do you want to go out to eat?"
"Sure!" Kirara nodded. She still had the aftertaste of the dance in her head, and she decided to change into a kimono early.
"You're such a baby, Kirara! I cannot believe you didn't want to do that! That was the most fun I've ever had in my life." Ichigo giggled.
"How can you stand it??? I'm only fifteen and I was on the stage dancing around in a negligee!" Kirara shivered. "I was so embarrassed!"
"At least none of the guys in the audience were checking you out!" Keioki shot an angry glance at all the guys that were staring at her. They all blushed and walked off.
"Wait a minute!" Kayco paused and then pulled Keioki into the corner. "Hey, Keioki, don't you think you should take a pregnancy test?"
"Uh! NO WAY!" Keioki shook her head violently.
"Come on. You need to figure it out before you actually bear the child! Unless you and Naraku didn't have the right chemistry, you're gonna have a kid." Kayco told her.
"No way! I'm not gonna go to the hospital! I hate hospitals! They creep me out, plus I was stuck in one for over 4 years of my life once. They almost found out I was a demon. Nobody except my closest friends can know I'm a demon. If they do they may either want to run tests on my or kill me. I don't want either." Keioki explained.
"No matter what you've been through you're gonna have to go to the hospital one way or another." Kayco tsk tsked.
"I don't want to though. I can um... have the baby at home!" Keioki said.
"Oh no you cain't!" Kayco dragged her friend out of the corner. "You know guys. I'm sorry, but Keioki and me ain't gonna make it to dinner. We have something important to do."
"Um, if you're not going, neither am I. And nobody had better follow us!" Ichigo walked over to Keioki. "What the heck is going on?"
"We're going to go see if I'm pregnant." Keioki whispered back.
"Jeez! All right, if you're going there, you'd better count me in!" Ichigo nodded. "Besides, I am a doctor."
"Wait! That means you can do the test for me!" Keioki's eyes widened.
"Sorry gurl. But my specialty isn't pregnancy tests." Ichigo apologized.
"Aww, man." Keioki snapped her fingers.
"So, shall we?" Kayco rubbed her hands together.
AT THE HOSPITAL
"I don't wanna go!" Keioki was kicking and screaming as Kayco and Ichigo dragged her into the hospital.
"You have to, Keioki. Don't worry; it's wont take more than 15 minutes. We just have to do a few scans and maybe an ultrasound." The nurse comforted her.
Keioki finally got up and walked into the emergency room. "I've never been here before."
"Don't worry, if you just shut up and sit down, you'll do just fine!" The nurse pushed her onto the small bed.
"Well excuuuse me." Keioki rolled her eyes and sat back.
"Okay, I'm gonna call the doctor in here." The nurse walked out the door and after a minute came back with a brunette.
"Hello. I heard about you on the news!" The doctor examined Keioki.
"Huh? How did you hear?" Keioki sat up.
"I heard you're that one girl from Japan that got raped by a demon." The doctor shook her head. "I feel for you. For now we've gotta find out if you're pregnant or not."
"Will it hurt?"
"No, of course not! Why do you ask?" The doctor got out some of her tools and stood next to the table.
"I don't know." Keioki sighed and sat back again.
"Okay, we'll start now."
"No kidding? I can't believe it!" Kayco's face was slightly pale as Keioki told her that her test came out positive.
"Okay, once I find that hot headed, obnoxious, retarded, moron I'll kick his ass and make him never forget!" Keioki made a fist (anime vain).
"No kidding!" Ichigo nodded in agreement.
"Okay, for now, why don't we all go see if Yusuke and the others have finished dinner yet." Kayco suggested.
"Yea. Let's see, I'll call them on my cell." Keioki picked up her cell phone and called Kurama.
"Hello? Kurama here." She heard Kurama answer.
"Hey, Kurama! It's Keioki! So, have you guys finished dinner yet?" Keioki asked.
"Huh? Oh, yea. Sorry, but I was just hungry." Kurama apologized.
"No prob. We'll see you tomorrow, okay?"
"Right! Luv ya!"
"Bye!" Keioki smiled and hung up. "I guess we're eating alone tonight."
"Man. All right. How's Italian sound?"
THE NEXT DAY
"All right, everyone, wake up! We're going now!" Keioki yelled up the stairs. Then she walked up and opened and slammed all of their doors.
Everyone came walking out of their rooms like some kind of zombie.
"What do you want?" Ichigo rubbed her eyes.
"We're going back to Japan!" Keioki smiled and finished knocking on everyone's doors. "Now I'm calling Kurama." She said once she finished.
"Hello?" Kurama answered sleepily.
"Hey baby! It's time to wake up!"
"Did I ask for a wake up call?" He moaned.
"No, but we're all going back to Japan now! I want you to tell everyone." Keioki ordered him.
"Okay then. I'll just finish waking up first."
"You don't get to finish anything! GET UP NOW!!!" Keioki yelled.
"All right! All right!"
ON THE PLANE TO JAPAN
"Why did we have to leave so soon?" Yukina sighed as she looked out the window.
"I didn't want to stay. It's so boring there now. We can come back later. For now I just want to live a normal life again. Who knows, maybe if we go back to Japan we'll run into Naraku so I can beat the livin' shit out of him!" Keioki punched her hand.
"I don't think so. I'm not gonna let you do that." Ichigo shook her head. "I wanna beat the shit out of him too!"
"We can figure out where he is using Chiyo's spying stuff!" Kagome eyed Chiyo.
"I don't think it's possible to track down an ever changing demon front the feudal era down with spying equipment. Who knows, maybe he keeps switching from the past to the present all the time. Nobody knows!" Chiyo reminded them.
"Yea, but there's gotta be something." Keioki sighed.
"I'm gonna go take a nap in the back." Sango stretched and got up.
"All right, I'll wake you up once we get there." Keioki yelled back to her.
"Thanks."
"So, what do you wanna do for now?" Kirara asked.
"I dunno. I just wanna go home NOW!!!" Keioki grunted.
"May I remind you, you can. You can teleport, remember?" Ichigo reminded her.
"Oh yea. But I just don't like to all the time. It makes traveling seem less special." Keioki explained.
"Yea, but..." Ichigo humphed.
ONCE THEY GOT TO JAPAN...
"Hey, I'm gonna go home for now." Botan said once they got there.
"Okay, I think we're all gonna do that." Ichigo agreed.
"See you later!" Sango waved as she hopped into her car.
"Bye!!!"
End of Chapter notes:
Okay, the negligee thing is a lot funnier when it's in you're head. It's hard to write, so don't blame me if it sounds retarded. My friend Inu-Babe 24/7 is the one who came up with the idea. I'm probably getting ready to change my fan-fic name because she keeps rubbing it in that I got the idea of Lettuce Mew Mew 24/7 from her. I might change it to .Lettuce Mew Mew Gurl.
Okay, here's the deal, I'm writing a story about the Star Clan, that is Ichigo (the leader), Keioki, Chiyo, Kana, and Iona. I started writing that story before November last year! I began writing this one around January or so. Keioki is my friend Inu-Babe, Ichigo is me, Chiyo is my friend Kinsey, Kana is my bratty friend Skyler, and Iona is my friend Brianna. I based the story off Yu Yu Hakusho and Inu-Yasha. That's why its original name was Yu Yu Yasha (but since I found out that means half spirit, I changed it). Now it's called Yu Yu Youkai (Spirit demon, I have no idea how I came up with that name).
[Please review!!!] Lettuce Mew Mew 24/7 (soon to be .Lettuce Mew Mew Gurl(please note the period in the front)).