Trinfan's Buffy Movie Crossover Drabbles

by trinfaneb

Mostly 100 word drabbles with True Lies, Bubba Ho-Tep, Conan, Girls Gone Wild, Hellboy, Millennium, Alien 3, Last of the Mohicans, Rocky 2, Signs, This is Spinal Tap, Terminator 2 & 3, The Warriors, City Of God, Dodgeball, Hannibal, and Heavy Metal.

18. Hannibal

Not in a Thousand Years... That's my Girl

Summary: 100 word Buffy crossover drabble with the movie "Hannibal." Mr. Lecter gets an exciting new job opportunity. Takes place during "The Freshman."

D'Hoffryn had told him to stay clear of the Slayer. But she reminded him so much of dear Clarice even though she wasn't the FBI agent's academic equal. He was stymied by his new job rules until he felt the young brunette who had sat next to Ms. Summers in the large classroom make a wish. Something about being thrown to the wolves. Ah yes, it was quite an acceptable way to punish the pompous pop culture professor Riegert for the tirade he'd launched against Buffy. His new position would allow him an eternity to cull the free range rude.