Next chapter!

Yes, I am increadibly slow, but I just had a sudden rush of ideas. I've done the next four or five chapters to this story, and started at least 3 more stories.

I'll try to update sooner next time.

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Over the next few hours, Goku told Vegeta all that had happened since he died. Feshin, the levels of Heaven, his apartment, His job, everything.

Vegeta snorted.

"Typical. While I'm being tortured and maimed, you're having the time of your life. And how come you get a flat and I get a hole in the wall?"

"Well…" Goku said, grinning, "I'm an angel and you're a devil."

"Hn. I still can't understand it. I put my past behind me. I thought I let it all go. I got on with my life. Why did I still end up in Hell?"

"Maybe you didn't let it go at all. Maybe it tainted you for life."

"…What now then?"

"Huh?"

"Well I can't hide in here forever. I'm surprised the sirens haven't gone off yet."

"The sirens only go off if a Devil tries to get in on the fist level by scaling the wall. You kinda…popped through it."

there was a knock at the door and Goku nearly jumped out of his skin. He jumped up and shoved Vegeta into the bedroom.

"Stop pushing me everywhere!" Vegeta snapped. Goku just slammed the door in his face and ran to open the door.

"Hey Goku! Though I'd pop in for a while since I just finished work!" Feshin walked in, looking around.

"Fuzz, this really isn't a good time…"

"Are you ever going to learn my name?"

"Probably not." Feshin grinned.

"Well anyways, I heard voices. Who else is here?"

"No one!" unfortunately, Vegeta chose that moment to find the only squeaky floorboard in his bedroom. Goku groaned exasperatedly. Feshin was grinning.

"Found someone nice?" Goku sighed.

"Look, if I show you, you have to keep this to yourself. It could get me into a lot of trouble and land me in Hell."

"Oh come on! It's not like you let a devil in and that's the worst thing you could have done!" Feshin's smile faltered as an uneasy looked settled on Goku's face. "You didn't…"

"Vegeta come on out!" Goku called. Vegeta walked out and Feshin squeaked, hiding behind Goku. "What's wrong?" Goku asked the quivering fur ball.

"Devils are vicious monsters Goku! How could you let one out?!"

"Relax! He's a friend from Earth! He's the one that broke out before on my first day remember?" Feshin crept out from behind Goku and looked Vegeta up and down.

"No offence, but you're a mess!" Vegeta crossed his arms and turned his head indignantly away from them. Bloody Angels and their cleanliness. It wasn't his fault! Suddenly Vegeta's whole body felt like it was on fire. He yelped and jumped back.

"What the hell?!" he looked down and saw his clothes were repaired. All the cuts and bruises he had were gone, and his tail no longer had a kink in it. he looked up and saw Feshin grinning.

"Better?" he asked.

"Hn."

"Thanks Fuzz." Goku said. "Vegeta would thank you, but he's too proud."

"Hn." Vegeta repeated.

"Ya like that noise don'tcha?" Feshin asked. Goku was reminded of when Feshin had said the same to him on his first day, when he couldn't stop saying 'what'. Feshin sighed. "Well, I'd better be going. I wish you luck Goku but there's only so long you can hide a Devil in your apartment before someone sees him." Goku nodded and Feshin left.

"What the hell was that?" Vegeta asked. Goku grinned.

"My first and best friend. His name's Feshin, but don't tell him I learnt his name; I like calling him Fuzz." Vegeta rolled his eyes.

"Now what would Krillin say?" Goku's grin dropped and he suddenly looked as if someone had punched him.

"Earth's been taken over by Jeina. I don't even know if Krillin's alive. I've asked. He doesn't seem to be up here…but I still don't know what's happening on Earth. Whenever I ask Fuzz he just leaves." Tears started spilling down Goku's cheeks. "I don't know what's happening and it's destroying me!" Vegeta didn't even hear the last bit. He was too mesmerised. Seeing an angel cry was the most enchanting thing he had ever seen. Goku's skin colour had lightened since he last saw him, and his eyes were even darker. To see them awash with tears was wonderful.

Goku noticed Vegeta was staring at him and frowned, trying to wipe away his tears.

"What's wrong Vegeta?" Vegeta just stood there, his mouth open slightly, still in a trance. "Vegeta? Are you ok?" he walked up to Vegeta and put his hand on Vegeta's shoulder, shaking him slightly. Vegeta jolted out of his dream state and looked up at Goku.

"What?" he asked quietly.

"You totally spaced out." Goku grinned. "I think these horns are messing with your brain!" he said, running his finger up one.

"ACK!" Vegeta jumped back. "Don't do that!" Goku looked surprised.

"Why?"

"They're a pleasure point you moron!" Goku blushed vibrantly.

"Oh sorry!" Vegeta's eyes widened. Was Kakarott blushing gold?

"Kakarott are you blushing gold?"

"Uh…yeah…angels do that. Look, I'm really sorry about the horn thing."

"Most things on a Devil are for pleasure. Horns and tail are pleasure points, clothes are to make you look sexy. It's like who ever created this appearance for devils was totally obsessed with sex!" Goku was grinning again. "what?"

"You…you're a sex toy!" and Goku burst out laughing and fell to the floor in a fit of giggles. Vegeta glared at him.

"It's not funny Kakarott!"

"Course not!" Goku said, banging his fists on the floor, still laughing like a madman. "It's hysterical!" Vegeta sighed. He stepped behind Goku, who was still on the floor, and rubbed the base of his right wing with his forked tail. Goku immediately stopped laughing and gasped as white-hot pleasure coursed through his body. "What are you doing?!"

"Showing you your pleasure point." Vegeta purred. Goku leaned up to Vegeta's touch, purring deep in his throat. Suddenly Vegeta stopped, smirking at Goku's puzzled expression. "Well it looks like someone enjoyed that more than they should have." Goku blushed golden again.

"I uh…it's just that that's never been done to me before and you caught me off guard is all!" Vegeta, still smirking, gave him an 'is that right?' look.

"Really? Because I could have sworn…"

"Do you want to spar?" Goku cut him off. Vegeta blinked.

"what? You can't spar! You're a pure, innocent little Angel remember?"

"I have a gravity room over there and I train everyday."

"Che. Doesn't the robe get in the way?"

"I take it off stupid." Goku rolled his eyes. "most angels don't coz it's a bugger to get off your wings, but I found a way."

"Yeah but they've suppressed our ki energy!"

"You think I can't win a fight without the Kamehameha wave? C'mon Vegeta I thought you knew me better than that!"

"…fine." Goku started to take off his robe. "you aren't naked under that are you?" Goku snorted.

"No Vegeta." he folded his wings in as far as they would go and quickly shrugged off the robe, revealing his orange gi.

"they let you keep your old clothes?!"

"Yeah. Angels never need to take off their clothes so they just added on the robe on top."

"How do you wash?!"

"I just use a cleansing spell like everyone else."

"Spell?"

"Yup."

Goku and Vegeta started fighting at 300 times gravity to start with. It seemed that along with their ki using abilities, Death had also taken a portion of their physical strength. As hard as they tried, they couldn't fight to the extent that they used to be able to. Goku already knew this, but Vegeta was so shocked and upset that he almost broke down and cried.

After Vegeta pulled himself together, the battle truly started. Vegeta seemed adamant that he was going to win, and some of his attacks were hurting him just as much as they did Goku.

"You have to stop fighting like this Vegeta!"

"Why? It's not like it'll kill me!" as well as Vegeta trying his hardest to beat Goku, Goku was trying his hardest not to touch Vegeta too much. His clothes were already looking tattered again, and with the split down the middle, Goku didn't want to tear it and get an eyeful…and a mouthful from Vegeta.

After a while, Goku knew this had to end. He was more resilient than Vegeta now because Angles naturally were, and with Vegeta being a Devil, he just…wasn't.

"Can we stop now?" he asked.

"No!" Vegeta snapped. Goku sighed. Time to use drastic measures- besides; he needed to get Vegeta back anyway. With one swift movement, Goku had Vegeta pinned against the wall. "What the?!" Goku quickly grabbed Vegeta's forked tail and started stroking it. "Oh fuck!" Vegeta gasped. "Kakarott!"

"Stop the fight?"

"No!" Goku brought Vegeta's tail gently up to his mouth and ran his tongue over it. Vegeta started purring.

"Now?"

"Gods Kakarott…" Goku smirked and let Vegeta go, turning the gravity back down and heading for the door.

"Heheh I got you back!" he said, grinning. He yelped as Vegeta spun him around and pressed their lips together roughly, pressing his body up against the confused angel. For a slip second, Goku froze, lost in the moment. Then he was hit by cold reality and knew how wrong this was. He pushed Vegeta away and ran out. Vegeta was shocked.

"What the hell's wrong with you?!" he yelled after him. he ran to catch up but Goku had already grabbed his robe and run out of the door. Vegeta scowled "Bloody Angels!"              

Goku shoved on his robe and teleported down to the ground level of the flats. He ran from the building and only stopped when he was inside the mall on level three of Heaven. He clutched his sides, panting. He hadn't taken a breath since he had left the apartment.

"Goku? What's wrong with you?" Goku looked up to see his supervisor. An alien of almost human appearance, except for fly eyes and a row of spikes down his back.

"I uh…I just thought I'd do some overtime!" he lied. But really, would you tell someone you just ran away from your apartment because a male Devil kissed you? 

"Oh. Well that's wonderful! Thetchia just called in sick. She's got wing mites poor thing. Can you start right away?"

"Yep and I'll work for as long as you'll pay me for." Goku said, grinning.

A full ten hours later, Vegeta was wondering if Goku was ever coming back. He was also wondering why Heaven didn't have nighttimes. How could anyone sleep in this light?! He sighed. Maybe he should have just stayed in Hell and be beaten up for eternity. Anything was better than waiting in an apartment for the Angel that stole your heart and was disgusted by it. he was about to give up and head straight out the door when the whole of heaven turned blue.

"what now?" Vegeta went to the window and peered down. It was surprising that he could see so well considering how high up he was. He watched as the alien couple he saw with Goku were dragged from their home. Suddenly Goku appeared beside them, yelled things at the angels who were forcing Jasa'tch out.

Goku watched in horror as the whole of Heaven turned blue. It meant that someone had caught a Devil in Heaven.

"Vegeta…" he muttered. He shot out from his desk and flew right through the doors of the mall. As he reached the block of flats, he was relieved to see it wasn't Vegeta they had caught. But a second later he was appalled by his selfishness and started to worry about Viola'tch and her husband.

"I'm sure it's not as bad as it looks!" he called to the Police-Angels. Yup, Heaven had police. The two took what Goku said as a joke and laughed.

"Get out of here!" Viola'tch hissed. Goku was taken aback.

"Why?"

"Go! Before they make a connection and discover your hideaway!" the Angels were too busy wrestling Jasa'tch away to hear. Goku was unsure of what to do. Viola'tch looked pleadingly at him. "Please. Just go!" Goku closed his eyes in defeat and teleported away.

Vegeta, who had been watching from above, was surprised when Goku suddenly appeared beside him.

"Jesus Vegeta what are you doing?!" Goku snapped, pulling him away from the window. "Do you want to be caught?!"

"It doesn't matter. I'll just go back to hell!"

"Yeah, and I'll go with you! And as much fun as it sounds going into hell looking like an angel, with 'reject' burned into my wrists, and half my power and none of my ki energy, with Freiza and fuck knows who else down there waiting, I think I'd rather pass!" Vegeta was totally silent. "Do you even know how much of a risk I took getting you out?! if they ever find you…There are no rules in Hell. I'd rather just send you back." At the last bit, Vegeta looked shocked and hurt.

"Do I really mean that little to you?" Goku's eyes softened.

"I…" Vegeta shook his head and ran into the gravity room. Goku groaned and punched himself in the head. "You're a baka Kakarott." he muttered to himself.

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Yup, Vegeta's a sex toy lol! Funny though.