HAPPY FRIDAY 13TH PPLS!!!

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Goku fell into a silent horror as he looked over the vast wasteland that was Earth. The area that they had been fighting Jeina in had had mountains and a huge lake surrounded by lush grass. Ok, so the grass had gone by the time they had finished, but now… There were no Moutains at all. They had all been levelled. Goku's heart did a somersault when he remembered that one of the mountains he could see from here was mount Paos where he lived. It had been levelled as well.

"What happened to my family?! I checked in Heaven every single day. None of my family or friends had died." Supreme Kai's expression was unreadable.

"Jeina hasn't killed a single human. He's kept them all alive. He knows there are worse things than death. He wont let them die. Too painless." Goku palled. He looked back up at the landscape.

"Where is he? I'll kill him with my bare hands, the bastard."

"Great. Will you fuse with Vegeta?"

"Pft. No." Goku set off, following Jeina's ki. Supreme Kai looked back at Vegeta.

"What did you do to him?" he asked.

"I didn't do anything. Those baka angels showed him who I really am…or was…and he couldn't handle it." Vegeta muttered, taking off and following Goku.

"That can't be it. Goku's the most forgiving person I know."

"Don't meddle Master, it's not your concern." Kibito said. Supreme Kai sighed and took off after the two Saiyans.

Vegeta sped up to Goku. The taller Saiyan tried to lose him in a cloudy patch of sky but failed miserably.

"How long is this going to go on for Kakarott?"

"For as long as you hang around!" Vegeta sighed and rolled his eyes.

"Don't be so childish! You're the one that just said you were going to kill Jeina with your bare hands."

"That's different! He's pure evil!"

"I thought that was your assumption of me."

"I…you…you're mixing me up!" Vegeta smirked. "It's not funny Vegeta! All you've ever done is messed me around. I've always stuck up for you. You caused me the first and only fights I've ever had with my friends and family! You tried to kill me, this planet, everything on a number of occasions. You carried a grudge against me for eight years that would probably have stayed with you forever if I had not come back. And suddenly, you had this crush on me."

"It's not a cru…"

"Yes it is. A stupid little crush. I must say, you've messed my head up really well over the years, but this one takes the biscuit." Goku fell silent and sped up even more, hoping Vegeta wouldn't follow. No such luck.

"I can't change my past. But I don't think that's the real reason you're so mad at me. I told you before I did terrible things in my past."

"I didn't know just how bad."

"But you had a fair idea. It's not that. You're just using that and blowing it out of proportion to make sure you don't show your feelings for me!" Goku stopped dead. For a moment, all he could do was stare at Vegeta in disbelief.

"I can assure you, I have absolutely no feelings for you. I used to be your friend. That was it. That friendship is over. And no matter how big a deal I make of your past, there is no way you can blow destroying hundreds of planets out of proportion!"

"When you've quite finished." Both Saiyans spun around to see Jeina behind them, eating popcorn. "Very amusing little conversation I must admit, but since I've already killed you two once, I don't think you're back just to settle your issues with each other." All three of Jeina's eyes were focused on Goku. He suddenly laughed. "So Goku, how does it feel having a gay Saiyan admirer?" Vegeta growled under his breath.

"Nothing's ever embarrassed me more." Goku said, turning away from Vegeta to look Jeina straight in the eye…s. "I notice your fur is yellow now." Jeina was an alien with fur covering his whole body. It changed colour to suit his moods, and whichever colour it was, his three eyes changed to clash with it. like green fur and red eyes. Right now, they were blue. He had a long tail with a strange symbol on the end and was Vegeta's height.

"Yes it is. Means I'm amused." Jeina smirked. "Very amused. No wonder Vegeta couldn't beat me if he's gay." Vegeta's growling got louder.

"Oh shut it Vegeta." Goku snapped. Jeina raised an eyebrow.

"Not the happy little team you were before eh?"

"What have you done with my family?" Goku asked.

"Oh don't worry about them. They're fine. That Chi Chi…she's the greatest toy I've ever had." Goku's eyes widened. "And Goten. He's a wonderful little servant. And Gohan takes all the punishment for the family. You should see his scars. Very pretty." Jeina's eyes had a manic glint in them.

"You evil bastard."

"You flatter me Goku." In a split second, Jeina threw a ki blast at Goku, which hit him right in the stomach. Goku plummeted to Earth and the collision was heard for miles. "I've killed you once. I can kill you again."

"They've started fighting." Supreme Kai muttered. Kibito glanced at him. They had stopped pursuing the Saiyans and had settled on a mountaintop from which Supreme Kai could see the whole fight.

Jeina flew down to Goku and waited for him to get up before kicking him into the dirt again.

"Are you sure you've come back at full strength? You seem weaker. Maybe I'm just stronger." He straddled Goku's waist to keep him still and kept talking. "Did you know? I'm going for universal domination. Aren't you going to congratulate me?"

"No."

"Hm. Thought not."

Vegeta watched as Jeina flew down to Goku.

"Get up Kakarott." he muttered. But as he did, Jeina kicked him back down and sat on him. Vegeta saw red. He flew down to him and rammed his fist into the alien's head.

"Don't help me!" Goku snapped, getting up and firing ki blasts at Jeina. Vegeta just stood there in shock. That was the thank you? Well that sucked. Goku was behaving just like… just like I used to. Vegeta thought. He watched as Jeina tired Goku out easily. He watched as Goku fell to the floor exhausted. He watched as Jeina advanced on him, a ki ball in his hand, pointed at Goku's heart.

"Kakarott…"

"Don't help me!" Goku's words flashed through Vegeta's mind. But he had to!

"KAKAROTT!" Goku looked up as Vegeta kicked Jeina aside. "Are you ok?" Goku stared up at him. "You can't beat him on your own Kakarott."

"I…Vegeta?" Vegeta gasped and went rigid as a ki shot went straight through his chest and out the other side. He fell to the floor, gasping for breath and Jeina stood behind him, looking livid.

"Punk. No one interrupts my fights." He muttered. Vegeta fell right into Goku's lap and Goku pulled him close.

"Vegeta?"

"Kakarott…"

"Hold on. Don't die."

"Heh…we're going to anyway." Goku looked sadly down at him. "I'll see you in heaven Kakarott. Whether you beat him or not." Vegeta went limp in Goku's arms and Goku closed his eyes tight to stop tears flowing out. Vegeta had loved him. And he had pushed him away.

"He talked too much." Jeina said lightly, reminding Goku of Freiza. Goku set Vegeta down and stood up. He was half out of power. Not enough for super Saiyan, and he couldn't beat Jeina when he was a super Saiyan three.

Supreme Kai looked away.

"It's over."

"They beat Jeina?"

"No. Jeina cannot be beaten."

"But that means…"

"It means the whole universe will fall into darkness. And there's nothing anyone can do."

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