Okay. It's been a while, hasn't it? Well, it's only been so long because I was mostly working on my Petz and Saphir story (which still isn't finished), and I've been doing so much, I didn't have time to rest. But now that I'm all rested, I'm back with the next chapter of To Become A Real Lady. I guess I'll continue with Jun-Jun's scheming. We'll get to see what she does with that Crystal Orb of hers, and what it gets her into…
Ves-Ves: Jun-Jun seemed kinda suspicious back there. I think we should have stayed behind with her or pulled her out of Small Lady's room.
Diana: I agree. For Jun-Jun to agree with something like that…
Cere-Cere: She must be scheming something.
Para-Para: I don't think so… She just might wanna think.
Cere-Cere: Oh, Para-Para, you're so young. I know Jun-Jun, and she is definitely scheming. Remember, we still have our Crystal Orbs, meaning we can still perform magic.
Ves-Ves: Which means that's what she's probably gonna use to carry out her plan.
Diana: Let's leave it alone.
All (to Diana): What did you just say?!
Diana: Let's leave it alone! We'll see how she carries out part of her plan, and if it's too extreme, then we'll stop it. Okay?
Ves-Ves: But Jun-Jun is the strongest, next to Sailor Chibi Moon. I don't know if we'll be able to stop her once the plan gets so far.
Diana: Don't worry. We'll be able to stop her no matter what.
(Small Lady's room)
Jun-Jun: Okay. I haven't used this thing in a while, but let's see. Amazoness Truth Potion!
(Out of the Crystal Orb drops a small perfume bottle filled with a green potion that quickly turns clear.)
Jun-Jun: Good. Now to serve it to Cere-Cere. But how… Hmm… Oh! I know! Cere-Cere loves Butter Pecan ice cream. I can mix the potion in with the ice cream and serve it to her. But then that means I have to give the rest of them ice cream, just to make it not look suspicious. Aw well, it's a stretch, but I have to know what she knows!
(Outside of the Crystal Palace)
Small Lady: I dunno, Luna-P. Maybe I should just let this thing go. If I like him, I like him. If he likes me, he likes me. But, I still need some help. I can't go off on Mercury and Mars like I did with Venus and Jupiter. But where are they?
Sailor Mars: Hey Small Lady!
(Small Lady screams)
Small Lady: Don't do that Mars! Don't sneak up on me like that!
Sailor Mars: I'm sorry! I just overheard my name when I was passing by and wanted to know what was up.
Small Lady: Well, Mars, I need some help.
Sailor Mars: With what?
Small Lady: There's this guy I know. I've known him since middle school. I just found out that he's a member of that new underground group, Pegasus Dream. Today at the park, Cere-Cere pointed out to me that he was staring at me. And I think he might…
Sailor Mars: And you think he might like you, right?
Small Lady (blushing): Yeah…
Sailor Mars: What's up with the blushing?
Small Lady: Uh! Nothing! Nothing at all!
Sailor Mars: The way I see it, you don't need my help. Or Sailor Mercury's help for that matter. You know where your heart is going and you'll know if it's the right thing.
Small Lady: But Mars… Are you sure?
Sailor Mars: Look, Small Lady. I know where my heart was going when I was younger. Yet, when I had the chance to be with that person, I didn't. (She thinks of Yuichiro [Chad]) I regret that everyday. But you, Small Lady, I see great things for you, if you follow your heart. I'll see you later; I've got some patrolling to do.
Small Lady: Alright, bye. (Sailor Mars leaves) She looked so sad when she mentioned the person she lost, Luna-P. I think she's right though. I can only follow my heart; I can't listen to what other people may think. Let's go Luna-P. I'm getting sleepy anyway. We've all done so much today. Let's go.
(Inside the Crystal Palace)
Jun-Jun: Where could they be? All of this ice cream is gonna melt if I don't find them soon… (yelling) Cere-Cere! Para-Para! Ves-Ves! Diana! Where are you guys?!
Ves-Ves (yelling): We're out here on the patio!
Jun-Jun: Coming! (To herself) Now for a crafty excuse for the ice cream. (To the girls) Look what I found in the freezer! I asked Small Lady if it was hers or the King and Queen's and she said no. I asked if she wanted some and she said no, so I figured I would bring it out here for all of us to eat!
Para-Para: Really, Jun-Jun?! That's nice of you! I want the pistachio!
Ves-Ves: Thanks Jun-Jun, you can be nice when you want to. I'll have the strawberry.
Diana (now in human form): I'm a little suspicious, but… I'll have the vanilla!
Jun-Jun: That leaves mines, the other pistachio, and your favorite Cere-Cere, Butter Pecan! (A/N: Honestly, I have no idea of what flavors of ice cream these girls like.)
Cere-Cere: Jun-Jun, what is up with you today? First, you burst out with that comment about obeying the King and Queen, and now you're giving us ice cream like it's nothing to you!
Jun-Jun: Cere-Cere! I'm just trying to be nice! I asked Small Lady if it was your ice cream, and she said no, so I asked if I could have it, and I brought it for all of us.
Cere-Cere: That's another thing. You keep calling the ice cream "it" when there are several different flavors. That means there should either be more ice cream in the freezer or a lot of ice cream boxes in the garbage can!
Jun-Jun (sweating): Uh… Well… I guess we put all the ice cream in one box! (She snaps her fingers behind her back; Ice cream appears on Jun-Jun, Para-Para, and Diana's plates that are not the same flavors of the ice cream they're eating) See! Me and Para-Para's ice cream have some of Diana's vanilla ice cream on it, and vice versa for Diana's ice cream!
Cere-Cere (looking at Diana, Para-Para, and Jun-Jun's ice cream): Well… I… Alright, I'll take the ice cream, if it'll make you happy.
Jun-Jun: Trust me; you don't know how happy this makes me!
(A few minutes later)
Ves-Ves: It wasn't a lot, but it was good, Jun-Jun. Thanks!
Para-Para: Too bad there isn't anymore… But thanks just the same!
Diana: For a hot day, it did hit the spot! Thank you, Jun-Jun!
Jun-Jun: Hey, it was no problem. (with an evil grin) Cere-Cere, what about you?
Cere-Cere (in a daze): Yeah… um… thanks. Girls…
Jun-Jun (to herself): Here it comes…
Cere-Cere: I have something to tell you…
All: What is it?
Cere-Cere: It's lucky we still have our magic, huh? Jun-Jun! I'm gonna kill you!! Putting truth serum in my ice cream!
Jun-Jun: What?!?! I don't know what you're talking about!
Cere-Cere: Don't play dumb with me! I used my orb to scan the ice cream, and it found truth serum. I drained it out, luckily! But I told you already, you're not getting anything out of me!
Jun-Jun: Dammit!!! I'm sorry, Cere-Cere, but I just have to know the secret you're not supposed to tell! I have to! And I won't stop until I find it out!
Cere-Cere: Humph!
Jun-Jun (graveling at Cere-Cere's feet): Please Cere-Cere! Please! I need to know! Please!
Cere-Cere: After what you just did?! There's no way in hell I'm telling you! I'm going; I'll see you guys later. And Jun-Jun, just remember, revenge is the sweetest medicine.
Jun-Jun (looking worried): Uh-oh…
Ves-Ves (patting Jun-Jun's back and walking away): Well, now you've gotten her upset, Jun-Jun. That was smart.
Para-Para (same as Ves-Ves): Yup, real smart.
Diana (same as Para-Para): I hope you're prepared…
Jun-Jun (staring at them and then falling on her knees): I'm sorry. But I needed to know…
(Later on that night; Jun-Jun's room. Knocking at the door.)
Jun-Jun: Come in.
Small Lady: I heard about today.
Jun-Jun: You and the rest of the Crystal Tokyo.
Small Lady: That was kinda mean though. If she couldn't tell, then she couldn't tell. You couldn't force her.
Jun-Jun: I knew that, but I just felt something come over me. It was like when I was in the Dead Moon Circus. I wanted that smooth trickery I used to have; the trickery that got me anything and everything I wanted.
Small Lady: You're not in the Dead Moon Circus anymore; you're a Sailor Senshi now. Sailor Senshi stick together and they don't turn on each other.
Jun-Jun: I know, but… Small Lady, is she really upset?
Small Lady: From the way I saw her a few minutes ago, she did seem upset, but not much.
Jun-Jun: Oh. I just wanted to know, what was it? What was it about you and Helios that Cere-Cere, King Endymion, and Neo-Queen Serenity didn't want the rest of us to know about.
Small Lady: Do you really want to know that badly?
Jun-Jun (excited): Yes! I mean! Yeah, I feel left out.
Small Lady: Then why didn't you tell her that?
Jun-Jun: I don't know; I didn't think she would listen.
Small Lady: Next time, instead of pissing her off, tell her what's really going on. I'm sure she'll listen.
Jun-Jun: Alright. I'm going to bed now, but I'll talk to you in the morning.
Small Lady: I think I'll go to bed too. See you in the morning.
(Small Lady stands in front of Jun-Jun's door, thinking to herself)
Small Lady: Cere-Cere… Does she know anymore about me and Helios than I do…? I have to find out from her tomorrow…
The ending of another chapter! Yay! It's time to celebrate! I've wanted this chapter out for a while now! And now it's finally done! I'm so happy! If only you knew… Anyway, Petz and Saphir will be up just as soon as I can get a part of the story I need to review from the 2nd season. Now, for the long awaited moment, it is time… TO REVIEW!!!! Yay! Review a lot, review often, but just review!