A/N: AH HA HA HA HA!!! The evil Obsidie returns! I am submitting the
sequel with a gun pointed to my head... not really, but you get the point.
This is the sequel to What Are These Girls To Do?: Fellowship. As you can
imagine, it continues the tale of our two heroines.
Disclaimer: I don't own it... I know that....
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It was a year ago that our two heroines left Middle Earth for the mundane world. They failed to see each other much over the year and were anxiously awaiting to see each other.
"MERUT!"
"E.T.!"
They meat each other on the first day of Pennsic 32. After the usual greetings, the two decided to try to find their way back to Middle Earth.
A week and a half later, on the exact same day that they went before hand, early in the morning, they set out for the swimming hole. They stood on the bank, holding on to the stick attached to rope, ready for take off.
"Ready?" asked Ete.
"Ready." said Merut with stern determintation on her face. And thus they swung and let go.
"ET?"
"Yeah?"
"Are you wet?"
"Yeah."
"Are we in Middle Earth?"
"No...."
The two tried again and again, only getting themselves more wet and waking up the people in the surrounding camps. After being hustled out of the area by cranky SCAdians, the pair sat at the edge of the road, sopping wet, frowning and staring into the mud.
"What're we gonna do?" Ete said hopelessly. "That's how we got in last time!"
"Maybe if we wait until the exact same time we did last year!" Merut said, happily, full of hope.
"But we'd have to wait all day." Ete said exaperatedly. "What if it doesn't work and today's the only day it's open?"
"Good point." Merut said, sighing. The two took a deep breath and sighed. It took about fifteen minutes before Merut piped up again. "Maybe it moved!"
"Moved?"
"Yeah! All we have to do is wander around all of Pennsic and try to find the portal again!"
"That'll take all day!" Ete said sadly.
"But at least we gave it a good shot." Merut said.
"Fine then." Ete said with resolution. "We're gonna get back to Middle earth even if it kills us!"
Merut stood up, her fist clenched. "I'm gonna show Gimli what's good for him!"
"I'm gonna screw Leggie!" Ete said, standing up, her fist clenched as well. Merut looked at Ete strangely.
"You're gonna what?"
"Nevermind." Ete said. The two stood in silence for a few minutes, stuck in a dramatic and firm pose. "... where do we start?"
"Ummm...." Merut looked around. She pointed at a porta-jon. "The Porta jons!"
"What?! They haven't been cleaned today!" Ete said, horrified.
"Do you want to see Legolas or not?"
"Fine then." Ete said, her resolution solidified again.
Thus the two wandered around Pennsic, going in and out of as many porta jons as possible. They found themselves and hour later out in hell and gone, about two miles from where they started.
"My resolution's going all jelly like." Ete said, tired and thirsty.
"How about the... gates!" Merut said, jumping up in the air.
They tried this approach. In the small household and barony encampments, they were greeted with water and as many tried as they wanted. Ete and Merut jumped in and out about twenty times at each gate, but found time and time again that it didn't work. In the royal encampments, they were greeted with less of the welcome as before. They were only given two shots at best. This disheartened the heroines, but they never gave uphope. Soon, it was lunch time and they needed to eat.
"Damn it, Merut, the day's half gone! We're gonna miss it!" Ete said, taking a bite out of her steak and cheese sandwich.
"Don't worry. We'll find it." A cannon fired.
"A battle's started." Ete said, looking over her shoulder in the direction of the battle field.
Merut perked up. She grinned evilly.
"Merut, what are you...?" Ete noticed Merut's evil grin. She understood. "Oooh." Ete and Merut started to grin together.
"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD!!!!!!" Was the general cry across the battle field. Ete and Merut were zig- zagging in and out of the battlefield, in between giant fighters with armor and weapons, thwacking each other and could easily crush the two girls.
The two remained unscathed, but were severely saddened as their resolution turned liquid and they fell into chairs at Merut's camp.
"What're we gonna dooooooooooooooooooo?" Ete whined. "The day's almost over and if we don't find it soon, we'll miss it for a whole year!"
Somewhere at Pennsic....
"Hmm. I think I'm going to go see Abby at her camp." Said a bored SAB. He spotted a neon object on the ground of his encampment and grinned.
Meanwhile, the two girls had dozed off, tired of the day's endeavors and sadly disheartened.
Targets in sight... lock targets... fire!
The two were barraged with jets of water.
"What the?!" They both said, starting from their seats.
One thing to understand about these lounge chairs is that the center of gravity is very high off the ground and not cenered. The two girls flailed around trying to regain balance. Merut grabbed whatever she could to keep herself from falling but it was no use because that object came with her and the two heavily hit the ground.
But ground wasn't supposed to be squishy and breathing.
Ete had fallen... onto Legolas, much as the last time. Merut had fallen onto... the SAB?!?!?!?!?
Yes, that's right, my readers, the portal to Middle Earth this time was the fall from their chairs... and the SAB was with them.
Disclaimer: I don't own it... I know that....
^~^~^~^~^~^~^~!^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
It was a year ago that our two heroines left Middle Earth for the mundane world. They failed to see each other much over the year and were anxiously awaiting to see each other.
"MERUT!"
"E.T.!"
They meat each other on the first day of Pennsic 32. After the usual greetings, the two decided to try to find their way back to Middle Earth.
A week and a half later, on the exact same day that they went before hand, early in the morning, they set out for the swimming hole. They stood on the bank, holding on to the stick attached to rope, ready for take off.
"Ready?" asked Ete.
"Ready." said Merut with stern determintation on her face. And thus they swung and let go.
"ET?"
"Yeah?"
"Are you wet?"
"Yeah."
"Are we in Middle Earth?"
"No...."
The two tried again and again, only getting themselves more wet and waking up the people in the surrounding camps. After being hustled out of the area by cranky SCAdians, the pair sat at the edge of the road, sopping wet, frowning and staring into the mud.
"What're we gonna do?" Ete said hopelessly. "That's how we got in last time!"
"Maybe if we wait until the exact same time we did last year!" Merut said, happily, full of hope.
"But we'd have to wait all day." Ete said exaperatedly. "What if it doesn't work and today's the only day it's open?"
"Good point." Merut said, sighing. The two took a deep breath and sighed. It took about fifteen minutes before Merut piped up again. "Maybe it moved!"
"Moved?"
"Yeah! All we have to do is wander around all of Pennsic and try to find the portal again!"
"That'll take all day!" Ete said sadly.
"But at least we gave it a good shot." Merut said.
"Fine then." Ete said with resolution. "We're gonna get back to Middle earth even if it kills us!"
Merut stood up, her fist clenched. "I'm gonna show Gimli what's good for him!"
"I'm gonna screw Leggie!" Ete said, standing up, her fist clenched as well. Merut looked at Ete strangely.
"You're gonna what?"
"Nevermind." Ete said. The two stood in silence for a few minutes, stuck in a dramatic and firm pose. "... where do we start?"
"Ummm...." Merut looked around. She pointed at a porta-jon. "The Porta jons!"
"What?! They haven't been cleaned today!" Ete said, horrified.
"Do you want to see Legolas or not?"
"Fine then." Ete said, her resolution solidified again.
Thus the two wandered around Pennsic, going in and out of as many porta jons as possible. They found themselves and hour later out in hell and gone, about two miles from where they started.
"My resolution's going all jelly like." Ete said, tired and thirsty.
"How about the... gates!" Merut said, jumping up in the air.
They tried this approach. In the small household and barony encampments, they were greeted with water and as many tried as they wanted. Ete and Merut jumped in and out about twenty times at each gate, but found time and time again that it didn't work. In the royal encampments, they were greeted with less of the welcome as before. They were only given two shots at best. This disheartened the heroines, but they never gave uphope. Soon, it was lunch time and they needed to eat.
"Damn it, Merut, the day's half gone! We're gonna miss it!" Ete said, taking a bite out of her steak and cheese sandwich.
"Don't worry. We'll find it." A cannon fired.
"A battle's started." Ete said, looking over her shoulder in the direction of the battle field.
Merut perked up. She grinned evilly.
"Merut, what are you...?" Ete noticed Merut's evil grin. She understood. "Oooh." Ete and Merut started to grin together.
"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD!!!!!!" Was the general cry across the battle field. Ete and Merut were zig- zagging in and out of the battlefield, in between giant fighters with armor and weapons, thwacking each other and could easily crush the two girls.
The two remained unscathed, but were severely saddened as their resolution turned liquid and they fell into chairs at Merut's camp.
"What're we gonna dooooooooooooooooooo?" Ete whined. "The day's almost over and if we don't find it soon, we'll miss it for a whole year!"
Somewhere at Pennsic....
"Hmm. I think I'm going to go see Abby at her camp." Said a bored SAB. He spotted a neon object on the ground of his encampment and grinned.
Meanwhile, the two girls had dozed off, tired of the day's endeavors and sadly disheartened.
Targets in sight... lock targets... fire!
The two were barraged with jets of water.
"What the?!" They both said, starting from their seats.
One thing to understand about these lounge chairs is that the center of gravity is very high off the ground and not cenered. The two girls flailed around trying to regain balance. Merut grabbed whatever she could to keep herself from falling but it was no use because that object came with her and the two heavily hit the ground.
But ground wasn't supposed to be squishy and breathing.
Ete had fallen... onto Legolas, much as the last time. Merut had fallen onto... the SAB?!?!?!?!?
Yes, that's right, my readers, the portal to Middle Earth this time was the fall from their chairs... and the SAB was with them.