A/N:... Sorry. Chap 2 is up. Abby, don't kill me.
Disclaimer:... too tired to write one. Now ownie. Abby ownie SAB. I ownie nothing. Tolkien ownie LOTR and Leggie.
Chapter 2
Legolas, much bewildered to find himself once again on the ground with a girl on him, suddenly jumped up in happiness.
"Ete!" Legolas said, giving her a great embrace.
"Legolas!" Ete cried, tossing her arms around Legolas's neck.
"Ow..." moaned SAB, under Merut.
"SAB?!" Merut said, jumping off of her mattress.
"SAB?" Ete said, confused as she turned around to see the SAB, all decked out in Lorien clothes, pointed ears and everything.
"SAB?" asked the SAB. "Who's SAB?"
"Oh no! He has amnesia!!!!" Merut said, over dramatically.
"Abby, what are you talking about?" SAB asked.
"Maybe not." Merut said, shrugging.
"What's the hold up?" asked Aragorn, running back.
"Um..." Ete smiled. "We're back?"
"That would seem it, wouldn't it?" asked Gimli, quite disgruntled.
"Well if it isn't the dwarf." Merut said, smiling candy sweet.
"And that ungrateful elf." Gimli scowled. "What are you doing here?"
"Well I can't leave Merry and Pippin to torment, now can I?"
"Really? How noble of you." Gimli said sarcastically. "If I didn't know better, I'd say you came to dance on Boromir's grave!"
"Well if I did, It would be his own damn fault."
"Have you no shame?!" Gimli yelled, quite red in the face. "Boromir was a noble man who loved his country and fought for it until the end and you dislike him for one error!"
"Well it was a biggie!" Merut said incredulously.
"So he showed his feelings! What's wrong with that?"
"HE KISSED ME!"
"Well-"
"Hold on a sec!" SAB broke in, taking Merut off to the side. "Who kissed you?"
"The hideous, evil, stupid Gondor boy!"
SAB looked to Ete for answers. She was standing, staring off into space when she noticed SAB looking at her.
"Boromir." Ete said, waking from her trance.
"WHAT?" SAB yelled.
"Well I'm glad someone agrees with me." Merut said, sticking her tongue out at Gimli.
"He kissed you?"
"Yeah." Merut said, quite miffed. "And it was gross! That guy needed to shave and brush his teeth and whoa! did he stink!" Merut started rambling as SAB tried to get his mind together.
"H-hold on a sec!" SAB said. "Boromir-"
"Hideous, evil, stupid gondor boy to be correct." Ete broke in.
"Yeah, him, kissed you and...."
"I yelled at him! He died and he deserved it!"
"You have a lot to catch up on, SAB." Ete said. "But let's find Merry and Pippin while we're at it."
The company started running and Ete started explaining.
"Last year at Pennsic, Abby and I fell into the swimming hole and ended up in Middle Earth. Got it?"
"Why'd you end up here?"
"No idea. Anyway, we travelled and somewhere in the Mines of Moria, you showed up."
"And you told Abby to put me back." SAB said. Both he and Ete were confused.
Ete cocked her head. "How'd you know that?"
"It seems familiar."
"Anyway, around the end of the first movie, we de-materialized and ended up wet and in the swimming hole, about one second after we dropped. We resolved to find the portal this year and we found it. It's an unexpected drop that brings us to Middle Earth. but I don't know why you're here."
"I was hanging around camp and brought my super soaker to Abby's camp. I sprayed you two, you two jumped up, Abby snagged onto me, I started to fall and then Abby was on top of me... here."
"Well, you fell with me, so... I guess it brought you here."
"Who's 'it'?" Asked Merut, running up beside the two.
"Whatever brought us here in the first place." Ete said.
"Familiar scenery!" Merut bursted out.
Sure enough, the pack was where they should, between two slabs of rock.
"Aragorn!" Ete called to the leader. "Look down!"
"What?" aragorn asked, turning around and tripping.
"Hee hee!" Merut said, laughing.
"Hey...." Aragorn said, picking up the pin.
"What's wrong?" Legolas asked Aragorn.
"Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall." Aragorn said. "They must be close."
"Come, everyone!" Legolas said, following Aragorn, who was running ahead. Ete ran to catch up with Legolas, leaving SAB and Merut to themselves.
Disclaimer:... too tired to write one. Now ownie. Abby ownie SAB. I ownie nothing. Tolkien ownie LOTR and Leggie.
Chapter 2
Legolas, much bewildered to find himself once again on the ground with a girl on him, suddenly jumped up in happiness.
"Ete!" Legolas said, giving her a great embrace.
"Legolas!" Ete cried, tossing her arms around Legolas's neck.
"Ow..." moaned SAB, under Merut.
"SAB?!" Merut said, jumping off of her mattress.
"SAB?" Ete said, confused as she turned around to see the SAB, all decked out in Lorien clothes, pointed ears and everything.
"SAB?" asked the SAB. "Who's SAB?"
"Oh no! He has amnesia!!!!" Merut said, over dramatically.
"Abby, what are you talking about?" SAB asked.
"Maybe not." Merut said, shrugging.
"What's the hold up?" asked Aragorn, running back.
"Um..." Ete smiled. "We're back?"
"That would seem it, wouldn't it?" asked Gimli, quite disgruntled.
"Well if it isn't the dwarf." Merut said, smiling candy sweet.
"And that ungrateful elf." Gimli scowled. "What are you doing here?"
"Well I can't leave Merry and Pippin to torment, now can I?"
"Really? How noble of you." Gimli said sarcastically. "If I didn't know better, I'd say you came to dance on Boromir's grave!"
"Well if I did, It would be his own damn fault."
"Have you no shame?!" Gimli yelled, quite red in the face. "Boromir was a noble man who loved his country and fought for it until the end and you dislike him for one error!"
"Well it was a biggie!" Merut said incredulously.
"So he showed his feelings! What's wrong with that?"
"HE KISSED ME!"
"Well-"
"Hold on a sec!" SAB broke in, taking Merut off to the side. "Who kissed you?"
"The hideous, evil, stupid Gondor boy!"
SAB looked to Ete for answers. She was standing, staring off into space when she noticed SAB looking at her.
"Boromir." Ete said, waking from her trance.
"WHAT?" SAB yelled.
"Well I'm glad someone agrees with me." Merut said, sticking her tongue out at Gimli.
"He kissed you?"
"Yeah." Merut said, quite miffed. "And it was gross! That guy needed to shave and brush his teeth and whoa! did he stink!" Merut started rambling as SAB tried to get his mind together.
"H-hold on a sec!" SAB said. "Boromir-"
"Hideous, evil, stupid gondor boy to be correct." Ete broke in.
"Yeah, him, kissed you and...."
"I yelled at him! He died and he deserved it!"
"You have a lot to catch up on, SAB." Ete said. "But let's find Merry and Pippin while we're at it."
The company started running and Ete started explaining.
"Last year at Pennsic, Abby and I fell into the swimming hole and ended up in Middle Earth. Got it?"
"Why'd you end up here?"
"No idea. Anyway, we travelled and somewhere in the Mines of Moria, you showed up."
"And you told Abby to put me back." SAB said. Both he and Ete were confused.
Ete cocked her head. "How'd you know that?"
"It seems familiar."
"Anyway, around the end of the first movie, we de-materialized and ended up wet and in the swimming hole, about one second after we dropped. We resolved to find the portal this year and we found it. It's an unexpected drop that brings us to Middle Earth. but I don't know why you're here."
"I was hanging around camp and brought my super soaker to Abby's camp. I sprayed you two, you two jumped up, Abby snagged onto me, I started to fall and then Abby was on top of me... here."
"Well, you fell with me, so... I guess it brought you here."
"Who's 'it'?" Asked Merut, running up beside the two.
"Whatever brought us here in the first place." Ete said.
"Familiar scenery!" Merut bursted out.
Sure enough, the pack was where they should, between two slabs of rock.
"Aragorn!" Ete called to the leader. "Look down!"
"What?" aragorn asked, turning around and tripping.
"Hee hee!" Merut said, laughing.
"Hey...." Aragorn said, picking up the pin.
"What's wrong?" Legolas asked Aragorn.
"Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall." Aragorn said. "They must be close."
"Come, everyone!" Legolas said, following Aragorn, who was running ahead. Ete ran to catch up with Legolas, leaving SAB and Merut to themselves.