"Who wants to take a guess now?" asked Frodo. Everyone looked at him.
"I think you just volunteered, mate," said Jack. "Pick a door, any door."
"Erm...that one!" Frodo pointed at a door cloaked in cobwebs with about ten rusting keyholes and chains across it.
"Are you absolutely sure about that?" asked Elizabeth.
"Yes," said Frodo.
"Open it, then," said the Commodore impatiently.
"Hey, guys!" Gimli and Arwen came up the stairs. "We found a video downstairs, so we watched it. And it had a fly that came out of the screen and a storm and a lady looking in a mirror, and then-"
"The phone rang?" finished Trinity.
"Yes, how did you know?" said Arwen.
"Tell me, have you ever seen 'The Ring'?" asked Neo.
"No, is it good?" replied Gimli.
"What about the Ring?" asked Frodo nervously, fiddling with something in his pocket.
"Don't worry, Mr Frodo, you said that you threw the Ring into the chasm, remember?" said Sam soothingly.
"Yes, that's what I said," muttered Frodo sheepishly.
"You didn't?" said Gimli.
"Yep. I kept it," said Frodo, producing the Ring from his pocket.
"Oh great. So now we have the Nazgul and the Dark Lord Sauron on our tails, as well as that freaky little girl with the long dark hair," said Elizabeth sarcastically.
"Not to mention our scissor-handed vandal over there," sniffed the Commodore, glaring at Edward, who was currently shredding the curtains out of frustration. "That wig can never be replaced."
"Look, I said I was sorry, all right?" snapped Edward, moving onto the nearest tapestry.
"And Jim the snake!" chipped in Jack.
"And the Mothman!" yelled Will.
"Don't forget Yo-Chow-Ping!" said Jack.
"I thought he was dead?"
"Yeah. So what? He could still come after that gold I stole off him. You have to watch the quiet ones the most, you know."
"But he's dead," said Elizabeth. "Surely that's pushing the art of being quiet just a little too far?"
"Then there were the giant squirrels, the giant pigeons, the Daleks..." continued Legolas.
"And Agent Smith," said Neo.
"The haunted armour," said Frodo.
"And Freddy Kreuger," said Governor Swann.
"Who?" asked Sam.
"The guy with the knife fingers in the bath downstairs," explained Jack.
"Oh, OK. What about that thing in the basement we sprayed with Bug-B- Gone?" suggested Arwen.
"And that guy who phoned Elizabeth and chained me to the radiator!" pointed out Jack.
"Hey guys, a quick question," said Will. "Where exactly did Freddy end up?"
"I think you just volunteered, mate," said Jack. "Pick a door, any door."
"Erm...that one!" Frodo pointed at a door cloaked in cobwebs with about ten rusting keyholes and chains across it.
"Are you absolutely sure about that?" asked Elizabeth.
"Yes," said Frodo.
"Open it, then," said the Commodore impatiently.
"Hey, guys!" Gimli and Arwen came up the stairs. "We found a video downstairs, so we watched it. And it had a fly that came out of the screen and a storm and a lady looking in a mirror, and then-"
"The phone rang?" finished Trinity.
"Yes, how did you know?" said Arwen.
"Tell me, have you ever seen 'The Ring'?" asked Neo.
"No, is it good?" replied Gimli.
"What about the Ring?" asked Frodo nervously, fiddling with something in his pocket.
"Don't worry, Mr Frodo, you said that you threw the Ring into the chasm, remember?" said Sam soothingly.
"Yes, that's what I said," muttered Frodo sheepishly.
"You didn't?" said Gimli.
"Yep. I kept it," said Frodo, producing the Ring from his pocket.
"Oh great. So now we have the Nazgul and the Dark Lord Sauron on our tails, as well as that freaky little girl with the long dark hair," said Elizabeth sarcastically.
"Not to mention our scissor-handed vandal over there," sniffed the Commodore, glaring at Edward, who was currently shredding the curtains out of frustration. "That wig can never be replaced."
"Look, I said I was sorry, all right?" snapped Edward, moving onto the nearest tapestry.
"And Jim the snake!" chipped in Jack.
"And the Mothman!" yelled Will.
"Don't forget Yo-Chow-Ping!" said Jack.
"I thought he was dead?"
"Yeah. So what? He could still come after that gold I stole off him. You have to watch the quiet ones the most, you know."
"But he's dead," said Elizabeth. "Surely that's pushing the art of being quiet just a little too far?"
"Then there were the giant squirrels, the giant pigeons, the Daleks..." continued Legolas.
"And Agent Smith," said Neo.
"The haunted armour," said Frodo.
"And Freddy Kreuger," said Governor Swann.
"Who?" asked Sam.
"The guy with the knife fingers in the bath downstairs," explained Jack.
"Oh, OK. What about that thing in the basement we sprayed with Bug-B- Gone?" suggested Arwen.
"And that guy who phoned Elizabeth and chained me to the radiator!" pointed out Jack.
"Hey guys, a quick question," said Will. "Where exactly did Freddy end up?"