Sorry about the 'wait'. I was on a long-weekend vacation.
Hope you all got to see 'Under Lock & Key'. I didn't!
On with the fic! ;)
Disclaimer: I own Brittany, Kim, Lisa, Sam, Andrew & Dawn Morbid. No one else.
Kim got her signal from Sam to start. She looked into the camera.
"Good morning, Hawks! It's time to wake up!" she said loudly.
"Yep." Added Brittany, more cheery than usual. "We here at B.H.B.C. know how hard it is to wake up in the morning, so we've put together a little something to help you."
"It's time for the Hawk's 'Special Report'!" announced Kim.
Scott watched the morning report with mild interest. Jean had been on edge most of the night, and it had left him feeling very tired. But when he heard Kim mention the special report, he sat up.
Everyone knew that when the B.H.B.C. had a 'special report', it was usually something good. And hillarious. Once, they'd gotten the school President to pretend he'd been mauled by a teddy bear. You had to be there.
The screen went black. Dripping red writing appeared, as suspenseful music played in the backround.
A.N.-THIS PART IS THE SPECIAL REPORT, SINCE I CAN'T DO ITALICS.
*She's on the soccer team.* A quick flash of a girl kicking a soccer ball ran across the screen.
*She's on the Spirit Squad.* Another quick flash, this time showing a cheerleader.
*She's on the honour roll.* This time, a girl accepting an award. The flashes were too quick to see who the girl was.
*But you've never seen her like this before..* Suddenly, Jean's face was on close-up, letting out a horrible scream that made the student cover their ears.
Jean bumped into Scott while he was talking to Taryn. Jean grabbed his arm.
""Scott! You've gotta help me!" Jean was pale white and shaking.
"What is it? Are you okay?" Scott was concerned
"Come quickly! You have to see it." She dragged him to the bathroom and pointed at the floor.
"There!" she said, still shaking.
"Are you okay?" Scott was back to looking concerned.""
*It's 'Jean Grey: unhinged'* The dripping letters boldly cried.
""Jean let out an ear-piercing scream""
""Rogue! You HAVE to help me." Jean's eyes were bloodshot and she jumped at every noise. "I know we've never been very close, but I know that your friend's after me!"
"I'm serious. She's trying to kill me."
"Sure, Jean. An' Kurt's really Jack the Ripper. Maybe someone spah'ked your punch or somet'in. You're all paranoid." Rogue walked out of the room to join the party again""
""Are you going to kill me now?" Whimpered Jean""
""Tha's crahzy." Rogue said.""
*Coming this spring to a Prom near YOU...*
""She's lost it!!!" Jean gasped""
The screen faded out.
"That's it for the Hawk's 'Special Report'. And a big thanks to all of the people involved with that tape." Brittany and Kim could hardly keep in their giggles as they signed off.
Scott stared at the screen. That was HILLARIOUS! He joined his peers in laughing. As good a friend as Jean was to him, he knew funny when he saw it.
Plus, he knew that Jean was off in her homeroom, laughing it up with the rest of them.
Jean stared at the screen. She was horrified!
'I can't believe they LIED to me, and SUBMITTED A TAPE TO THE BROADCAST CLUB!!!!'
Even her friends were laughing. Duncan was going crazy.
Seamus held out his hand for a high five from Jean.
"That was hillarious!" He laughed.
Jean accepted the high five, looking confused. "Jean, who'd you get to tape it?" Bethany asked from another side of the room.
"Ummmm...Dawn and Rogue did a lot of it. And Lance Alvers and his buddies." Jean was starting to relax a bit.
'They think *I* did it as a joke!' she sighed. 'Dawn and the others are lucky, or else I think *I* would've killed *them*.'
Fin. For now. Sorry if it's not as brutal as some of you wanted, but I think if it had been worse, the B.H.B.C. would've gotten in trouble(at least, in any normal school.).
Anyway, now I can move on to CHRISTMAS. And COUPLES!!!! ;)
Yes, the much-anticipated COUPLES will be arriving soon. Till then! ;)
December 1, 2002
Hope you all got to see 'Under Lock & Key'. I didn't!
On with the fic! ;)
Disclaimer: I own Brittany, Kim, Lisa, Sam, Andrew & Dawn Morbid. No one else.
Kim got her signal from Sam to start. She looked into the camera.
"Good morning, Hawks! It's time to wake up!" she said loudly.
"Yep." Added Brittany, more cheery than usual. "We here at B.H.B.C. know how hard it is to wake up in the morning, so we've put together a little something to help you."
"It's time for the Hawk's 'Special Report'!" announced Kim.
Scott watched the morning report with mild interest. Jean had been on edge most of the night, and it had left him feeling very tired. But when he heard Kim mention the special report, he sat up.
Everyone knew that when the B.H.B.C. had a 'special report', it was usually something good. And hillarious. Once, they'd gotten the school President to pretend he'd been mauled by a teddy bear. You had to be there.
The screen went black. Dripping red writing appeared, as suspenseful music played in the backround.
A.N.-THIS PART IS THE SPECIAL REPORT, SINCE I CAN'T DO ITALICS.
*She's on the soccer team.* A quick flash of a girl kicking a soccer ball ran across the screen.
*She's on the Spirit Squad.* Another quick flash, this time showing a cheerleader.
*She's on the honour roll.* This time, a girl accepting an award. The flashes were too quick to see who the girl was.
*But you've never seen her like this before..* Suddenly, Jean's face was on close-up, letting out a horrible scream that made the student cover their ears.
Jean bumped into Scott while he was talking to Taryn. Jean grabbed his arm.
""Scott! You've gotta help me!" Jean was pale white and shaking.
"What is it? Are you okay?" Scott was concerned
"Come quickly! You have to see it." She dragged him to the bathroom and pointed at the floor.
"There!" she said, still shaking.
"Are you okay?" Scott was back to looking concerned.""
*It's 'Jean Grey: unhinged'* The dripping letters boldly cried.
""Jean let out an ear-piercing scream""
""Rogue! You HAVE to help me." Jean's eyes were bloodshot and she jumped at every noise. "I know we've never been very close, but I know that your friend's after me!"
"I'm serious. She's trying to kill me."
"Sure, Jean. An' Kurt's really Jack the Ripper. Maybe someone spah'ked your punch or somet'in. You're all paranoid." Rogue walked out of the room to join the party again""
""Are you going to kill me now?" Whimpered Jean""
""Tha's crahzy." Rogue said.""
*Coming this spring to a Prom near YOU...*
""She's lost it!!!" Jean gasped""
The screen faded out.
"That's it for the Hawk's 'Special Report'. And a big thanks to all of the people involved with that tape." Brittany and Kim could hardly keep in their giggles as they signed off.
Scott stared at the screen. That was HILLARIOUS! He joined his peers in laughing. As good a friend as Jean was to him, he knew funny when he saw it.
Plus, he knew that Jean was off in her homeroom, laughing it up with the rest of them.
Jean stared at the screen. She was horrified!
'I can't believe they LIED to me, and SUBMITTED A TAPE TO THE BROADCAST CLUB!!!!'
Even her friends were laughing. Duncan was going crazy.
Seamus held out his hand for a high five from Jean.
"That was hillarious!" He laughed.
Jean accepted the high five, looking confused. "Jean, who'd you get to tape it?" Bethany asked from another side of the room.
"Ummmm...Dawn and Rogue did a lot of it. And Lance Alvers and his buddies." Jean was starting to relax a bit.
'They think *I* did it as a joke!' she sighed. 'Dawn and the others are lucky, or else I think *I* would've killed *them*.'
Fin. For now. Sorry if it's not as brutal as some of you wanted, but I think if it had been worse, the B.H.B.C. would've gotten in trouble(at least, in any normal school.).
Anyway, now I can move on to CHRISTMAS. And COUPLES!!!! ;)
Yes, the much-anticipated COUPLES will be arriving soon. Till then! ;)
December 1, 2002