Everyone shuffled through the door and down the spiral staircase.
"So," said Legolas as they emerged on the landing, "which door now?"
"Well, process of elimination would dictate that it is this one," said Elizabeth, seizing the handle of the final door and pulling it open. A man dressed in a black windcheater and hat with a hook for a hand came out.
"I know what you did last summer," he hissed at Will, holding out a bent spoon.
"I think you mean him," said Will, pointing at Neo, who was trying to hide behind Trinity.
"My apologies," hissed the man, handing Neo the spoon.
"Aaaaaargh! I said I was sorry! I SAID I WAS SORRY!" yelled Neo.
"Right. As I said, I know what you did last summer." The man started to walk away, but then paused, before turning to Jack.
"You too," he hissed, throwing him a lacy corset. Everyone stared.
"Wow!" said Jack, examining the corset. "You know what I did last summer?
Really?"
"Yes," hissed the man, starting to walk away.
"You couldn't tell me, could you? Because I don't," Jack yelled after him.
"What do you mean?" asked the man.
"I don't...err...well, I don't actually remember."
The man shrugged. "Figure it out for yourself, Will."
"Will? I'm not Will," said Jack.
"You're not?"
"No."
"Who is?"
"Him." Jack pointed at Will.
"My mistake," hissed the man, striding back. He seized the corset out of Jack's hand and thrust it into Will's, before striding away.
"So?" said Elizabeth angrily, folding her arms and glaring at Will.
"Erm...honey, I can explain..."
"What did you do last summer, Will?" Her voice was dangerously calm.
"Err...well..."
"I think the question is more 'who did you do last summer,' than 'what'" Jack pointed out unhelpfully.
Elizabeth punched Will in the face and stormed through the door.
"Aaargh! My beautiful face! I can feel it permanently scarring!" yelped Will.
"Oh, shut up, sissy boy," said Jack, pushing him through the door before stamping through after him. Everyone else followed.
"So," said Legolas as they emerged on the landing, "which door now?"
"Well, process of elimination would dictate that it is this one," said Elizabeth, seizing the handle of the final door and pulling it open. A man dressed in a black windcheater and hat with a hook for a hand came out.
"I know what you did last summer," he hissed at Will, holding out a bent spoon.
"I think you mean him," said Will, pointing at Neo, who was trying to hide behind Trinity.
"My apologies," hissed the man, handing Neo the spoon.
"Aaaaaargh! I said I was sorry! I SAID I WAS SORRY!" yelled Neo.
"Right. As I said, I know what you did last summer." The man started to walk away, but then paused, before turning to Jack.
"You too," he hissed, throwing him a lacy corset. Everyone stared.
"Wow!" said Jack, examining the corset. "You know what I did last summer?
Really?"
"Yes," hissed the man, starting to walk away.
"You couldn't tell me, could you? Because I don't," Jack yelled after him.
"What do you mean?" asked the man.
"I don't...err...well, I don't actually remember."
The man shrugged. "Figure it out for yourself, Will."
"Will? I'm not Will," said Jack.
"You're not?"
"No."
"Who is?"
"Him." Jack pointed at Will.
"My mistake," hissed the man, striding back. He seized the corset out of Jack's hand and thrust it into Will's, before striding away.
"So?" said Elizabeth angrily, folding her arms and glaring at Will.
"Erm...honey, I can explain..."
"What did you do last summer, Will?" Her voice was dangerously calm.
"Err...well..."
"I think the question is more 'who did you do last summer,' than 'what'" Jack pointed out unhelpfully.
Elizabeth punched Will in the face and stormed through the door.
"Aaargh! My beautiful face! I can feel it permanently scarring!" yelped Will.
"Oh, shut up, sissy boy," said Jack, pushing him through the door before stamping through after him. Everyone else followed.